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Date: September 21st, 2026 7:31 PM Author: cowgod Do you think Ben Affleck just has a Schwab account with like $160m of VTI
Imo the white lib ones all have an advisor who takes like 4%/yr
Rappers have some guy who steals all of it
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Date: September 21st, 2026 7:32 PM Author: Oh, you travel? ( ) they absolutely have advisors. you would know this if you were really in the Industry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905808&forum_id=2,#50148186) |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 7:43 PM Author: cowgod I meant like do they have shitty advisors who charge 5% and buy VTI lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905808&forum_id=2,#50148215) |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 7:46 PM Author: Oh, you travel? ( ) some celebs are (((shrewd))) investors. like Shatner made a billionK off of Priceline stock just from doing those stupid commercials iirc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905808&forum_id=2,#50148221) |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 7:54 PM Author: cowgod How do we know if James woods isn’t a billionaire from AAPL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905808&forum_id=2,#50148246) |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 8:01 PM Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp Cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905808&forum_id=2,#50148269) |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 9:21 PM Author: Ass Sunstein cr. Ashton Kutcher and Kevin Durant have made billions doing venture investing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905808&forum_id=2,#50148464) |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 9:25 PM Author: Madison Avenue Lemming Enslaved to Conformity I see Ashton Kutcher's name (or his fund) in a lot of cap tables (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905808&forum_id=2,#50148466) |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 9:35 PM Author: cannon "In 2023, Ashton Kutcher and his venture capital firm, Sound Ventures, made a significant bet on artificial intelligence by investing in OpenAI during one of its earlier large funding rounds. At the time, OpenAI was valued in the range of roughly $20 billion to $30 billion, and Sound Ventures reportedly deployed around $30 million into the company.
That investment has since surged in value following OpenAI's explosive growth. In March 2026, the company raised $122 billion at an $852 billion valuation, instantly becoming one of the most valuable private companies in the world. Around the same time, a leaked cap table revealed that Sound Ventures owns approximately 0.15% of OpenAI, a stake now worth roughly $1.3 billion on paper.
While that full amount belongs to Sound Ventures and its investors collectively, Kutcher is a co-founder and general partner of the firm, meaning he participates in profits through carried interest and likely has personal capital invested alongside the fund. Even a conservative estimate of his share of that position suggests $400 million to $600 million in value tied to OpenAI alone." |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp >Do you think Ben Affleck just has a Schwab account
He’s Literally Me, ty for making me feel better about my life in some small way even though I’m well aware this is all just internet performance art 😋 |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 7:52 PM Author: state your IQ before I engage you further They have advisors that put them into insane products they don't understand in order to rape them on fees. They also buy EQUITY in businesses because they heard that's what big deals do. Most of the time they make the Wrong Moves but they don't care because they are celebrities and it'll all work out. Sometimes they make the right moves and the media sucks them off even more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905808&forum_id=2,#50148234) |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 7:55 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) It seems like the boomers were really into that whole “trust your advisors” thing. I think decades of scandals and self-dealing by reps, accountants, financial planners, lawyers, assistants, cooks, cleaners, and golden retrievers have taken their toll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905808&forum_id=2,#50148248) |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 7:57 PM Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905808&forum_id=2,#50148254) |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 8:01 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Yes, I should have also included physicians, pharmacists, drug dealers, fluffers, therapists, trainers, and self-help gurus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905808&forum_id=2,#50148266) |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 8:01 PM Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905808&forum_id=2,#50148268) |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 7:59 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( ) Every RIA and brokerage firm has a special strike team of Series 7 FINRA commandos who grew up in MFH riding the subway with 30 years of experience fastidiously ignoring all forms of celebrity because they’re just too cool and worldly.
They will mechanically read the same anti-fraud script to Chris Martin when he’s trying to withdraw to buy on the Malibu beachfront as their prole-facing peers will read to Bobby the roofer before he’s able to get his $30K down payment for the split-level in Muncie Indiana. And, without a betraying a sliver of emotion, they’ll revel in it. |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 8:00 PM Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp I really, really like it here. 🥰 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905808&forum_id=2,#50148263) |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 8:01 PM Author: Faith Ordway?s golden retriever tp Something about this poast-moniker synergy made my day FWIW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905808&forum_id=2,#50148265) |
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Date: September 21st, 2026 9:27 PM Author: tight butthold Network of jewbags skimming 10% off the top obviously (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905808&forum_id=2,#50148470) |