[2] And the Pharisees and scribes murmured, saying, This man receiveth heirs, and eateth with them.

[3] And he spake this parable unto them, saying,

[4] What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, and go after that which is lost, until he find it?

[5] And when he hath found it, he layeth it on his shoulders, rejoicing.

[6] And when he cometh home, he calleth together his friends and neighbours, saying unto them, Rejoice with me; for I have found my sheep which was lost.

[7] I say unto you, that you do this because you are poor fucking faggots. One fucking sheep? I don't even notice if 1,000 of mine wander off. I can buy that many every day, for the next 300,000 years, from interest alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2056417&forum_id=2,#21612020)

Immediately the tree withered. When the disciples saw this, they were amazed. “How did the fig tree wither so quickly?” they asked.

Romney replied, “Truly I tell you, Congratulations on your dead stick faggot, if it had borne forth figs they would have tasted as if they had been purchased from a gas station."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2056417&forum_id=2,#21647885)

In the temple courts he found people selling cattle, sheep and doves, and others sitting at tables exchanging money.

15 So he made a whip out of cords, and demanded that he be given a 25% share of their earnings. If any refused, he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables and Romney sayeth unto them "Who are you to question the word of the man who chose the name Sports Authority."

16 To those who sold doves he said, “Corporations are people too, faggot”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2056417&forum_id=2,#21648017)

Unless Trump can redirect, Mittens is going to end up with the closer score against the objectively tougher opponent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2056417&forum_id=2,#31611785)