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Watched a squirrel sitting in a tree during a thunderstorm today
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:17 PM Author: Cracking Site Dopamine It struck me, these wild beasts live in a world that is truly nasty and rough. I mean the thing was soaking wet and just sitting there. Pathetic. Probably cold, maybe scared, and the world raged on around it. In contrast, I got to wait out the rain inside my dry house. Perhaps it’s worth all the hard work to not have to live like a squirrel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49813472) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:26 PM Author: Orange property They're used to it. If he was really bothered by it, there's tons of places on your porch, etc where he could chill out of the rain. I have squirreldoods in my backyard pretty regularly. They drink out of the pool and like to hang out on the waterfalls or run around on top of the tennis court fence. Occasionally they hang out on the porch and last year I saw a family of little baby squirreldoods running around on the porch with their parents, which was 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49813478) |
Date: April 12th, 2026 11:30 PM Author: zippy boistinker There's no rest for squirrels. That tree was his own personal Teewinot, where he sits perched exposed to the elements, to hawks and other predators, kids with BB guns, all so that he can get enough resources. His monthly nut is more than just one nut, he needs many. And he needs to support his baby momma and all the little tiny squirrels that get hungrier and hungrier as they grow up. He does not have the luxury of time to wait out the thunderstorm. Competition is immense and resources are limited and shrinking even further as humans cut down trees. He's wet, he's cold, he's scared...but he goes out there every day to earn his keep on this planet, collecting Nuts until he becomes some other animal's or car's monthly Nut himself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49813480) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:34 PM Author: Cracking Site Dopamine Yes, it’s profound. This squirrel may not be old enough to remember the trees that were lost in my neighborhood last year. There were many lost though. I’m sure it was a point of consternation among the local squirrel families. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49813484) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:50 AM Author: Orange property the dad squirrels usually abandon the little squirreldoods at birth or within a couple of weeks max (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49813578) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 2:32 AM Author: zippy boistinker Just because they go on solo hiking trips doesn't mean they aren't thinking about their offspring (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49813592) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:14 AM Author: Glittery Brindle School Prole those trips are crucial for ensuring alignment with their Chipmunk-Squirrel-Loris-Groundhog milieu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49814042) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:36 PM Author: misanthropic maize juggernaut stead I barely missed hitting a squirrel dood with my car recently. He risks it all every single day just to cross the street. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49813486) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:38 PM Author: Cracking Site Dopamine I find them dead in my yard every now and then. I threw one carcass in the trash, I let another just decay. Some animal ripped it all to pieces. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49813489) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:40 PM Author: misanthropic maize juggernaut stead This is the horror of existence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49813492) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:41 PM Author: zippy boistinker are we not all but decaying squirrels rotting in disco's garbage can (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49813494) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:43 PM Author: Flesh infuriating international law enforcement agency house squirrel: "boy am I glad I'm not a gay fat bald retarded litigator" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49813499) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:44 PM Author: zippy boistinker "look at that pussy taking refuge from a free shower" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49813503) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:45 PM Author: Sapphire Razzle Rigor Crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49813506) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:52 AM Author: Orange property *watches through window*
"Wow, how many emails does he have to respond to in order to make his monthly nut? Why doesn't he spend an hour a day gathering acorns instead?" |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Ungodly market corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49814351) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:09 PM Author: electric honey-headed french chef kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49814979) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:44 PM Author: motley sex offender trust fund that squirrel doesn't have to wake up at 6 am and drive to a BIGLAW office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49813504) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:47 PM Author: misanthropic maize juggernaut stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49813508) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:58 PM Author: Exhilarant turdskin selfie my dog has caught and killed eleven squirrels that we know of. they are not built to sustain a vigorous bite and violent shaking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49813515) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 6:31 AM Author: Cracking Site Dopamine Wow, your dog must be fast. I have never personally caught a squirrel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49813698) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 12:26 PM Author: Exhilarant turdskin selfie strange dog. he actively stalks. if he sees a squirrel he will circle around through bushes or trees and then burst out unexpectedly in a dead sprint. he catches most of his squirrels when the juveniles are about a month old and wander stupidly far out into the meadow grass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49814356) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:16 PM Author: chestnut depressive internal respiration Pointing dog? I have a german wirehair that does this exact same thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49814833) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: Exhilarant turdskin selfie mutt, but he does point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49814846) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:18 PM Author: Pink Philosopher-king that squirrel's name? lawnman8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2,#49814836) |