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Date: July 27th, 2019 10:00 PM Author: Umber Marvelous Office Death Wish
It’s in other threads but I think it’s gone unnoticed by many
Quick funny rage story that you guys will appreciate...
So one night we're all out at the club 'Squid Roe' in Cabo (shitshow rage bar) and we had been raging for like 12-15 hours (no joke), because some of us started crushing drinks at noon at the pool. Well about 3am rolls around, and a bunch of my friends start peeling off and heading home. I was in the zone at this point, and I say "Not now chief... I'm staying."
So I then find myself a hot lady friend, we start dancing and hanging out and talking, and she and her friend "claimed" to go to Arkansas and were 20 years old (my chick later told me they went to 'Harding,' which was in Arkansas). They then asked me where I went, and I said I went to business school. *pause* ... "Where?".. "Umm... Harvard." They don't believe me at all. I also claim I'm 24 years old.
So I then proceeded to show them the rubber 'live strong' type bracelet that our group had made for our trip, that said "WINNING in Cabo, HBS SB 2K11" and I told them what HBS stood for. They still don't believe me. Then in tribute to one of my buddies who had done this at a bar once in total jest, I pull out my HBS ID, flash it to them, then put it in my mouth while continuing to dance. Boom. Game over. Making out with her on the dancefloor, then at like 430-5am she asks me to leave.
So it turns out that the house she was staying in was in the same hill housing complex that I was staying in, which ended up being pretty convenient. Because at like 7am after hooking up, she says "One thing I forgot to tell you... my friend's dad is staying here with us. You can't be here when he gets up or he'll freak out." I grab my shit and GTF out of there. But luckily for me, I knew where I was and had a short walk home.
She wanted me to meet up with her the following day, but I just partied somewhere else the next day and never saw her again. No numbers exchanged because I didnt have my phone, so I figured that was the end of that. All my friends were convinced she was actually in high school and she was probably 17 years old (lying about the college, friend's dad staying with them, etc.). So we all started referring to her as my hot high school gf.
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Then today, I get a facebook friend request. I accept it. I first see that she is indeed 20 years old, and does go to Harding. I look at her photos. Check it out:
The last two photos are screenshots from her Facebook account. Check out the captions at the bottom of the photos. The second one is her wearing my bracelet the following day.
Hahahahah, epic rage. Winning!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4311472&forum_id=2,#38598931) |
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Date: July 27th, 2019 10:16 PM Author: Umber Marvelous Office Death Wish
jjc1122 Said:
May 24th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Straight Talker, Your ignorance and arrogance continue to amuse me. I personally don?t find Natasha attractive, but all this animosity from people who got rejected at HBS and Carlyle is unwarranted. FYI, 1/2 of the HBS class don?t spend their summers before b-school, working in Africa or frolicking at Sagaponack. But I guess you wouldn?t know that since it?s painfully obvious that you didn?t go there. I guess two years in that shithole known as Hyde Park does that to you. However, spring break is a different story; HBS students go to Vegas, Miami, LA, Brazil, Greece, just to name a few spots. Have fun living in mediocrity. I?ll put in a good word for you at Bear Stearns, if you decide to move up.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4311472&forum_id=2,#38598994) |
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Date: July 27th, 2019 10:18 PM Author: Umber Marvelous Office Death Wish
Brady4MVP
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The workload is not hard at all. B-schools are mainly about networking and honing your resume. From what I heard, HBS students have a blast; they go out a lot and take lavish spring break vacations to places like Vegas, Miami, Brazil, etc. Plus, HBS has trekks, where students travel to different locations to learn about job opportunities at these places. I'm applying next year, and would lose my mind if I got in. HBS is truly a life altering experience
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4311472&forum_id=2,#38599002) |
Date: July 27th, 2019 10:53 PM Author: Bisexual Contagious Kitchen Knife
All 3 of the board Koreans post their imaginary lives on the internet
JJC - everything
NYUUG - everything
Devry - former male model, Korean royalty
What is it with Koreans?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4311472&forum_id=2,#38599129) |
Date: August 9th, 2019 2:11 PM Author: Coral hairraiser private investor stag film
i shit on jjc all the time but i don't think this one is real
u got a link?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4311472&forum_id=2,#38662054) |
Date: September 4th, 2021 10:05 AM Author: hyperactive nursing home
I pull out my HBS ID, flash it to them, then put it in my mouth while continuing to dance.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4311472&forum_id=2,#43061619)
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Date: March 15th, 2026 5:00 PM Author: chandler (retired)
So I then proceeded to show them the rubber 'live strong' type bracelet that our group had made for our trip, that said "WINNING in Cabo, HBS SB 2K11"
Imagine all of that text on a bracelet.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4311472&forum_id=2,#49746078) |
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