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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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marvelous stubborn business firm mother
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Effete Clear Newt
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
marvelous stubborn business firm mother
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Effete Clear Newt
  05/01/26
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hairraiser fuchsia institution
  05/01/26
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Spectacular sapphire fat ankles giraffe
  04/29/26
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marvelous stubborn business firm mother
  04/29/26
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hairraiser fuchsia institution
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
dashing step-uncle's house
  04/29/26
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Sooty buck-toothed cruise ship
  04/29/26
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hairraiser fuchsia institution
  05/01/26
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Swashbuckling Narrow-minded Ticket Booth
  04/30/26
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cordovan stag film pistol
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
cordovan stag film pistol
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
hairraiser fuchsia institution
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Sooty buck-toothed cruise ship
  05/02/26
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hairraiser fuchsia institution
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
marvelous stubborn business firm mother
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
dashing step-uncle's house
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
marvelous stubborn business firm mother
  04/29/26
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hairraiser fuchsia institution
  04/29/26
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big boltzmann idea he suggested
  04/29/26
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Sadistic Exhilarant Stage
  04/29/26
180!
Sooty buck-toothed cruise ship
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Spectacular sapphire fat ankles giraffe
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
marvelous stubborn business firm mother
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
vibrant parlor
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
marvelous stubborn business firm mother
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
French cuck orchestra pit
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
marvelous stubborn business firm mother
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
French cuck orchestra pit
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
marvelous stubborn business firm mother
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
emerald wonderful space persian
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
marvelous stubborn business firm mother
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
French cuck orchestra pit
  05/01/26
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hairraiser fuchsia institution
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
emerald wonderful space persian
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
French cuck orchestra pit
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
hairraiser fuchsia institution
  05/01/26
180
big boltzmann idea he suggested
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Spectacular sapphire fat ankles giraffe
  05/01/26
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Arousing Hateful International Law Enforcement Agency
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Judgmental boiling water
  04/30/26
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Judgmental boiling water
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
overrated telephone
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
marvelous stubborn business firm mother
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
French cuck orchestra pit
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
marvelous stubborn business firm mother
  05/01/26
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hairraiser fuchsia institution
  05/01/26
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French cuck orchestra pit
  05/01/26
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hairraiser fuchsia institution
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
amber plaza
  05/01/26
Shalom.
hairraiser fuchsia institution
  05/01/26
congrats!
cordovan stag film pistol
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
big boltzmann idea he suggested
  05/01/26
180
hairraiser fuchsia institution
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
marvelous stubborn business firm mother
  05/01/26
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hairraiser fuchsia institution
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
amber plaza
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
hairraiser fuchsia institution
  05/01/26
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Sooty buck-toothed cruise ship
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: marvelous stubborn business firm mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Effete Clear Newt

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: marvelous stubborn business firm mother

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Effete Clear Newt

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: hairraiser fuchsia institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Spectacular sapphire fat ankles giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: marvelous stubborn business firm mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: hairraiser fuchsia institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: dashing step-uncle's house

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Sooty buck-toothed cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: hairraiser fuchsia institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Narrow-minded Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: cordovan stag film pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: cordovan stag film pistol

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: hairraiser fuchsia institution

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Sooty buck-toothed cruise ship

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: hairraiser fuchsia institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: marvelous stubborn business firm mother

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: dashing step-uncle's house

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: marvelous stubborn business firm mother

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: hairraiser fuchsia institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: big boltzmann idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Sadistic Exhilarant Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Sooty buck-toothed cruise ship

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Spectacular sapphire fat ankles giraffe

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: marvelous stubborn business firm mother

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: marvelous stubborn business firm mother

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: French cuck orchestra pit

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: marvelous stubborn business firm mother

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: French cuck orchestra pit

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: marvelous stubborn business firm mother

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: emerald wonderful space persian

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: marvelous stubborn business firm mother

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: French cuck orchestra pit

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: hairraiser fuchsia institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: emerald wonderful space persian

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: French cuck orchestra pit

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: hairraiser fuchsia institution

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: big boltzmann idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Spectacular sapphire fat ankles giraffe

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Arousing Hateful International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Judgmental boiling water

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Judgmental boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: overrated telephone

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: marvelous stubborn business firm mother

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: French cuck orchestra pit

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: marvelous stubborn business firm mother

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: hairraiser fuchsia institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: French cuck orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: hairraiser fuchsia institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: amber plaza

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: hairraiser fuchsia institution

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: cordovan stag film pistol

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: big boltzmann idea he suggested

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: hairraiser fuchsia institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: marvelous stubborn business firm mother

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: hairraiser fuchsia institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: amber plaza

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: hairraiser fuchsia institution

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Sooty buck-toothed cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49860163)