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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
Cerebral station clown
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
flatulent ceo location
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
Cerebral station clown
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
flatulent ceo location
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
Cerebral station clown
  10/03/12
dat racis
Vibrant Glassy Theatre Roast Beef
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
thriller offensive quadroon step-uncle's house
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
abnormal crimson pisswyrm
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
Bearded church marketing idea
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
greedy mischievous electric furnace
  10/11/12
180
vigorous alpha
  10/22/12
jesus....
hyperactive kitty menage
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
Slippery Razzle Indirect Expression
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
Slippery Razzle Indirect Expression
  12/22/15
still glad
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  05/30/16
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aquamarine deep jew
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  10/03/12
prescient
flatulent ceo location
  10/30/12
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flatulent ceo location
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transparent aphrodisiac ape hall
  10/20/14
lol
Cracking stag film persian
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
Big ticket booth hissy fit
  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
exhilarant cerise school chad
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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Rusted Disgusting Becky
  03/07/17
The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
Mustard Cuck
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
shimmering elastic band
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
flesh native double fault
  12/09/12
haha ty
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glittery foreskin
  05/25/23
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glittery foreskin
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
odious lettuce jap
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
exhilarant cerise school chad
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
white mentally impaired lay
  10/04/12
170
Heady outnumbered ratface theater stage
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Turquoise apoplectic tattoo boiling water
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
motley stead
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  10/11/12
180
Turquoise apoplectic tattoo boiling water
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
poppy dopamine corn cake
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  10/22/12
180
Talking Pit Candlestick Maker
  11/10/12
this was underrated
lemon headpube
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duck-like university
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
racy pearly parlor
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
Razzmatazz Whorehouse Shitlib
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  10/22/12
lol
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  10/23/12
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Provocative incel
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razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
flatulent ceo location
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
flatulent ceo location
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
flatulent ceo location
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
maroon point private investor
  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  10/30/12
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floppy rose space deer antler
  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
Heady outnumbered ratface theater stage
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  10/31/12
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razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
marvelous state
  10/31/12
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Talking Pit Candlestick Maker
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal
  11/10/12
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Henna knife cuckoldry
  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
Hyperventilating Bbw Plaza
  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
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  11/02/12
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razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
flatulent ceo location
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  11/04/12
RIP brother
flatulent ceo location
  03/07/17
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vigorous alpha
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
Provocative incel
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Provocative incel
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
Provocative incel
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
Provocative incel
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
Provocative incel
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
Provocative incel
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
Provocative incel
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
Provocative incel
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
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  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
Cerebral station clown
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
racy pearly parlor
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
mind-boggling corner azn
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
crawly obsidian house
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
Provocative incel
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
flatulent ceo location
  12/04/12
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Dashing red national
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Cruel-hearted wagecucks
  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
Topaz flickering school cafeteria
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
exhilarant cerise school chad
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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Sapphire Orchestra Pit
  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
Walnut fighting masturbator prole
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
abnormal crimson pisswyrm
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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  12/05/12
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Provocative incel
  12/09/12
Lies
vermilion library keepsake machete
  12/05/12
WTF!!!
Provocative incel
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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Talking Pit Candlestick Maker
  01/23/16
For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
flesh native double fault
  12/09/12
180.
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  12/09/12
lol
beta passionate center
  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
twinkling laser beams
  10/20/14
This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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Irradiated rough-skinned regret
  05/14/21
brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
flatulent ceo location
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  01/12/13
Update?
glittery foreskin
  02/04/13
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khaki multi-colored garrison doctorate
  02/08/13
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glittery foreskin
  02/08/13
Second page!?
poppy dopamine corn cake
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
glittery foreskin
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Cruel-hearted wagecucks
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Boyish Roommate
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Henna knife cuckoldry
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aromatic ultramarine nibblets
  07/08/13
Has the hippo tired?
Sexy mad-dog skullcap trailer park
  07/08/13
update?
ruby curious coldplay fan
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razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive
  08/17/13
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claret frum dysfunction
  10/07/13
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French temple dragon
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
hairraiser salmon casino
  11/17/13
With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
Translucent hell
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duck-like university
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aromatic ultramarine nibblets
  12/11/13
Any updates?
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lemon headpube
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vigorous alpha
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glittery foreskin
  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
Lavender Nighttime Codepig
  10/20/14
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Diverse shivering meetinghouse
  10/20/14
I would really like a follow up article
Sexy mad-dog skullcap trailer park
  10/20/14
brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
floppy rose space deer antler
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glittery foreskin
  02/12/15
bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
floppy rose space deer antler
  02/12/15
lets do this
Walnut fighting masturbator prole
  02/12/15
hippo is still there
nudist kitty cat voyeur
  02/12/15
gots to get mine ofs
vermilion library keepsake machete
  02/12/15
180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
nudist kitty cat voyeur
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spruce organic girlfriend
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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abnormal crimson pisswyrm
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lascivious aggressive forum
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Update?
claret frum dysfunction
  03/03/21
His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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  03/20/21
the latest?
glittery foreskin
  03/20/21
op literally died before the hippo
lascivious aggressive forum
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glittery foreskin
  03/20/21
update?
glittery foreskin
  05/14/21
The hippo has not yet tired
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irate water buffalo
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He impregnated the hippo
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up-to-no-good son of senegal faggotry
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where are we on this?
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Burgundy Set
  03/12/22
somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work...
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glittery foreskin
  03/30/22
update?
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I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, n...
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  10/18/22
Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a s...
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glittery foreskin
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This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot poss...
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OP died
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: Cerebral station clown

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: flatulent ceo location

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: Cerebral station clown

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: flatulent ceo location

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: Cerebral station clown

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: Vibrant Glassy Theatre Roast Beef

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: thriller offensive quadroon step-uncle's house

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: abnormal crimson pisswyrm

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Bearded church marketing idea

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: greedy mischievous electric furnace

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: vigorous alpha

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: hyperactive kitty menage

jesus....

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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Slippery Razzle Indirect Expression

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Slippery Razzle Indirect Expression

lmao i'm so glad this was me

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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Slippery Razzle Indirect Expression

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: aquamarine deep jew



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: flatulent ceo location

prescient

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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: flatulent ceo location



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: transparent aphrodisiac ape hall



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: Cracking stag film persian

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Big ticket booth hissy fit

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise school chad

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Jet-lagged out-of-control wrinkle selfie

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: slate mediation indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Rusted Disgusting Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Mustard Cuck

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: shimmering elastic band

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: flesh native double fault

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: canary spectacular liquid oxygen

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: glittery foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: glittery foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: odious lettuce jap

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise school chad

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: white mentally impaired lay

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Heady outnumbered ratface theater stage

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Turquoise apoplectic tattoo boiling water

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: motley stead

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Turquoise apoplectic tattoo boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: poppy dopamine corn cake

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Talking Pit Candlestick Maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: lemon headpube

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Talented personal credit line institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: duck-like university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: racy pearly parlor

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Whorehouse Shitlib

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: aquamarine deep jew

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Provocative incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: flatulent ceo location

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: flatulent ceo location

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: flatulent ceo location

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: maroon point private investor

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: floppy rose space deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Heady outnumbered ratface theater stage

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: marvelous state

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Talking Pit Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Henna knife cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Bbw Plaza

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: Splenetic laughsome affirmative action

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: flatulent ceo location

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: flatulent ceo location

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: vigorous alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Provocative incel

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Provocative incel

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Provocative incel

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Provocative incel

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Provocative incel

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Provocative incel

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Provocative incel

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Provocative incel

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Costumed business firm

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Cerebral station clown

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: racy pearly parlor

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Fragrant Slap-happy Pocket Flask Sneaky Criminal

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: mind-boggling corner azn

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: crawly obsidian house

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Provocative incel

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: flatulent ceo location

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Dashing red national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Topaz flickering school cafeteria

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise school chad

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Avocado stimulating patrolman

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Sapphire Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Walnut fighting masturbator prole

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: abnormal crimson pisswyrm

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Angry histrionic theater dingle berry

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Provocative incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: vermilion library keepsake machete

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Provocative incel

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Diverse shivering meetinghouse

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Electric jet dilemma weed whacker



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Talking Pit Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: flesh native double fault

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: beta passionate center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: twinkling laser beams

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring twinkling uncleanness chapel

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Irradiated rough-skinned regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: flatulent ceo location

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: glittery foreskin

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: khaki multi-colored garrison doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: glittery foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: poppy dopamine corn cake

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: glittery foreskin

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: Boyish Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Henna knife cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: aromatic ultramarine nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Sexy mad-dog skullcap trailer park

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: ruby curious coldplay fan

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle travel guidebook depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: claret frum dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: French temple dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: hairraiser salmon casino

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Translucent hell

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: duck-like university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: aromatic ultramarine nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: spruce organic girlfriend

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Sepia zippy philosopher-king preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: lemon headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: vigorous alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: glittery foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Lavender Nighttime Codepig

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: Diverse shivering meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Sexy mad-dog skullcap trailer park

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: floppy rose space deer antler

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: glittery foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: floppy rose space deer antler

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Walnut fighting masturbator prole

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: nudist kitty cat voyeur

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: vermilion library keepsake machete

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: nudist kitty cat voyeur

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: spruce organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: wonderful senate striped hyena

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: carmine charismatic partner tanning salon



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: transparent aphrodisiac ape hall



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: slate mediation indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: useless chartreuse toilet seat



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Exciting Deranged Stage

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: duck-like university



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: pink black woman national security agency



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: glittery foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Talking Pit Candlestick Maker



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Domesticated juggernaut



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: glittery foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Adventurous Rehab Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: carmine charismatic partner tanning salon

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: umber bonkers giraffe hominid



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: abnormal crimson pisswyrm



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: lascivious aggressive forum



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: claret frum dysfunction

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Very tactful vivacious locale

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: glittery foreskin

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive forum

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: glittery foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: glittery foreskin

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: Cyan brunch friendly grandma

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: irate water buffalo



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Excitant sinister skinny woman trust fund

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: glittery foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Trip godawful locus



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: up-to-no-good son of senegal faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: glittery foreskin

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: glittery foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Burgundy Set



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: ivory bateful field

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: glittery foreskin



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: French temple dragon

update?

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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: exhilarant cerise school chad

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: French temple dragon

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: glittery foreskin



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: exhilarant cerise school chad

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: lascivious aggressive forum

OP died

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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Sticky Comical Address



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: haunting unholy dog poop



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Impressive piazza



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: pea-brained hilarious windowlicker stage



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: glittery foreskin



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Burgundy Set



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: glittery foreskin

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2,#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



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