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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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lascivious pungent station deer antler
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Odious maize chad
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
lascivious pungent station deer antler
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Odious maize chad
  05/01/26
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violent ratface dilemma
  05/01/26
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Avocado tantric travel guidebook locus
  04/29/26
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lascivious pungent station deer antler
  04/29/26
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violent ratface dilemma
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Abusive space
  04/29/26
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Bistre Stag Film
  04/29/26
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violent ratface dilemma
  05/01/26
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medicated parlour
  04/30/26
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twinkling learning disabled incel antidepressant drug
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
twinkling learning disabled incel antidepressant drug
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
violent ratface dilemma
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Bistre Stag Film
  05/02/26
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violent ratface dilemma
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
lascivious pungent station deer antler
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Abusive space
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
lascivious pungent station deer antler
  04/29/26
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violent ratface dilemma
  04/29/26
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twisted drunken theater
  04/29/26
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arousing immigrant
  04/29/26
180!
Bistre Stag Film
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Avocado tantric travel guidebook locus
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
lascivious pungent station deer antler
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
appetizing old irish cottage
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
lascivious pungent station deer antler
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
buck-toothed dashing range
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
lascivious pungent station deer antler
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
buck-toothed dashing range
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
lascivious pungent station deer antler
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Adventurous Lodge Mother
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
lascivious pungent station deer antler
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
buck-toothed dashing range
  05/01/26
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violent ratface dilemma
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Adventurous Lodge Mother
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
buck-toothed dashing range
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
violent ratface dilemma
  05/01/26
180
twisted drunken theater
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Avocado tantric travel guidebook locus
  05/01/26
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ebony marvelous piazza stock car
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Tan bateful scourge upon the earth
  04/30/26
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Tan bateful scourge upon the earth
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Pale persian gunner
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
lascivious pungent station deer antler
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
buck-toothed dashing range
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
lascivious pungent station deer antler
  05/01/26
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violent ratface dilemma
  05/01/26
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buck-toothed dashing range
  05/01/26
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violent ratface dilemma
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
beady-eyed state macaca
  05/01/26
Shalom.
violent ratface dilemma
  05/01/26
congrats!
twinkling learning disabled incel antidepressant drug
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
twisted drunken theater
  05/01/26
180
violent ratface dilemma
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
lascivious pungent station deer antler
  05/01/26
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violent ratface dilemma
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
beady-eyed state macaca
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
violent ratface dilemma
  05/01/26
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Bistre Stag Film
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: lascivious pungent station deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Odious maize chad

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: lascivious pungent station deer antler

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Odious maize chad

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: violent ratface dilemma



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Avocado tantric travel guidebook locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: lascivious pungent station deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: violent ratface dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Abusive space

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Bistre Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: violent ratface dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: medicated parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: twinkling learning disabled incel antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: twinkling learning disabled incel antidepressant drug

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: violent ratface dilemma

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Bistre Stag Film

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: violent ratface dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: lascivious pungent station deer antler

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Abusive space

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: lascivious pungent station deer antler

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: violent ratface dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: twisted drunken theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: arousing immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Bistre Stag Film

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Avocado tantric travel guidebook locus

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: lascivious pungent station deer antler

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: appetizing old irish cottage

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: lascivious pungent station deer antler

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: buck-toothed dashing range

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: lascivious pungent station deer antler

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: buck-toothed dashing range

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: lascivious pungent station deer antler

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Adventurous Lodge Mother

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: lascivious pungent station deer antler

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: buck-toothed dashing range

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: violent ratface dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Adventurous Lodge Mother

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: buck-toothed dashing range

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: violent ratface dilemma

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: twisted drunken theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Avocado tantric travel guidebook locus

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: ebony marvelous piazza stock car



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Tan bateful scourge upon the earth

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Tan bateful scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Pale persian gunner

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: lascivious pungent station deer antler

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: buck-toothed dashing range

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: lascivious pungent station deer antler

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: violent ratface dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: buck-toothed dashing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: violent ratface dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed state macaca

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: violent ratface dilemma

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: twinkling learning disabled incel antidepressant drug

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: twisted drunken theater

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: violent ratface dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: lascivious pungent station deer antler

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: violent ratface dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed state macaca

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: violent ratface dilemma

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Bistre Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49860163)