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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
Spectacular Cheese-eating Brunch
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Spectacular Cheese-eating Brunch
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lol at white womyn
provocative national
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
Bateful wrinkle coldplay fan
  10/10/12
http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Rough-skinned weed whacker gaping
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Chrome crackhouse mad cow disease
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
Insanely creepy parlour gaming laptop
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Chrome crackhouse mad cow disease
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
amber mind-boggling goyim skinny woman
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
contagious jet pistol friendly grandma
  05/15/23
Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
Spectacular Cheese-eating Brunch
  10/10/12
tyft
Razzle sick fortuitous meteor
  10/10/12
180
Rusted university preventive strike
  10/10/12
awesome
ungodly vibrant generalized bond chapel
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Dull judgmental nursing home
  05/14/23
these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
Thriller Public Bath Love Of Her Life
  10/29/12
Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
Razzle-dazzle Thirsty Market Water Buffalo
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18000000000
lime national security agency
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You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what...
rose odious range
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lmao
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Spectacular Cheese-eating Brunch

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Spectacular Cheese-eating Brunch



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Spectacular Cheese-eating Brunch



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: provocative national

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Bateful wrinkle coldplay fan

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Rough-skinned weed whacker gaping

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Chrome crackhouse mad cow disease

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Insanely creepy parlour gaming laptop

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Chrome crackhouse mad cow disease

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: amber mind-boggling goyim skinny woman

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: contagious jet pistol friendly grandma

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Spectacular Cheese-eating Brunch

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Razzle sick fortuitous meteor

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Rusted university preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: ungodly vibrant generalized bond chapel

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Dull judgmental nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#46312446)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Thriller Public Bath Love Of Her Life

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Thirsty Market Water Buffalo

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: lime national security agency

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: rose odious range

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Bull headed pungent persian

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Unhinged goal in life kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#46313493)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained))



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