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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/17/25
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shivering gunner ape
  12/17/25
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Deep Hell Gay Wizard
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
spectacular navy kitchen
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/17/25
Boom
Apoplectic Electric Furnace
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
Apoplectic Electric Furnace
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
Apoplectic Electric Furnace
  12/17/25
Incredible
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/17/25
boom lives
swollen bistre sneaky criminal jew
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
spectacular navy kitchen
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Hateful Orchestra Pit
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
Apoplectic Electric Furnace
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/17/25
wmtp
vibrant abusive persian
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
arousing really tough guy
  12/17/25
Strong contender
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
arousing really tough guy
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
arousing really tough guy
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Cowardly sound barrier theater
  12/17/25
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mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/17/25
evan39
Sapphire boltzmann whorehouse
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
shivering gunner ape
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
vermilion nighttime boiling water
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
vermilion nighttime boiling water
  12/17/25
who are you
swollen bistre sneaky criminal jew
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
vermilion nighttime boiling water
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
swollen bistre sneaky criminal jew
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
Sapphire boltzmann whorehouse
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Crystalline Infuriating Love Of Her Life
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
vermilion nighttime boiling water
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
vermilion nighttime boiling water
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
vermilion nighttime boiling water
  12/18/25
whokobe
swollen bistre sneaky criminal jew
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Cowardly sound barrier theater
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Cowardly sound barrier theater
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
soul-stirring chapel factory reset button
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
swollen bistre sneaky criminal jew
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
soul-stirring chapel factory reset button
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
swollen bistre sneaky criminal jew
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
soul-stirring chapel factory reset button
  12/17/25
Who is IH
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/17/25
(n00b)
soul-stirring chapel factory reset button
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
wonderful meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
blue school cafeteria coffee pot
  12/18/25
Stfu
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Autistic fat ankles newt
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
racy violent tattoo codepig
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Chestnut irradiated ceo roommate
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
mentally impaired orchid forum
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
mahogany bateful site reading party
  12/18/25
Thanks.
wonderful meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/25
Boom
stirring affirmative action
  12/18/25
whokebe
angry bonkers indirect expression senate
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: shivering gunner ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Deep Hell Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: spectacular navy kitchen

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Apoplectic Electric Furnace

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Apoplectic Electric Furnace

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Apoplectic Electric Furnace

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: swollen bistre sneaky criminal jew

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: spectacular navy kitchen

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Hateful Orchestra Pit

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Apoplectic Electric Furnace

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: vibrant abusive persian

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: arousing really tough guy

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: arousing really tough guy

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: arousing really tough guy

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Cowardly sound barrier theater

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Sapphire boltzmann whorehouse

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: shivering gunner ape

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: vermilion nighttime boiling water

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: vermilion nighttime boiling water

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: swollen bistre sneaky criminal jew

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: vermilion nighttime boiling water

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: swollen bistre sneaky criminal jew

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Sapphire boltzmann whorehouse

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Crystalline Infuriating Love Of Her Life

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: vermilion nighttime boiling water

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: vermilion nighttime boiling water

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: vermilion nighttime boiling water

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: swollen bistre sneaky criminal jew

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Cowardly sound barrier theater

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Cowardly sound barrier theater

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring chapel factory reset button

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: swollen bistre sneaky criminal jew

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring chapel factory reset button

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: swollen bistre sneaky criminal jew

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring chapel factory reset button

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring chapel factory reset button

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: blue school cafeteria coffee pot

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Autistic fat ankles newt

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: racy violent tattoo codepig

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Chestnut irradiated ceo roommate

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: mentally impaired orchid forum

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: mahogany bateful site reading party

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: wonderful meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: stirring affirmative action

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: angry bonkers indirect expression senate

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49519546)