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Bateful out-of-control partner mediation
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saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
glittery black woman
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I saved one life
Titillating brethren
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only #2 is remotely unique
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Where to start
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khaki drunken sex offender
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
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that's kinda cool
Pink locus
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Explain?
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ocher fat ankles area
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Self defense?
Hideous Offensive School
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
glittery black woman
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Ricky
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crawly red affirmative action fanboi
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(Rudolph)
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I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
flesh puppy
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
Nofapping frozen casino digit ratio
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Bespoke base
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also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
Pink locus
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Bespoke base
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
Pink locus
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Bespoke base
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
Thriller judgmental state
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lol wow, holy shit
Pink locus
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
Razzle-dazzle Abode Volcanic Crater
  04/11/26
Okay, I lol’d
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sooty jew house
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lmao
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180
Orange curious useless brakes
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Pumo scum
Bespoke base
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What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
gold location cumskin
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
bonkers translucent newt
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I took a dump at Port Authority.
Aggressive box office corn cake
  04/11/26
that is brave
Titillating brethren
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It was as bad you think.
Aggressive box office corn cake
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I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Titillating brethren
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
bonkers translucent newt
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i've exorcised 3+ demons
Trip meetinghouse
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
Pink locus
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We've got time
sooty jew house
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crawly red affirmative action fanboi
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Cerise spectacular space
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Useless coffee pot property
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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flesh puppy
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You should have let him know that you had recorded the conve...
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transparent boyish tanning salon
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
Cerise spectacular space
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wow
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Exciting Chapel Faggot Firefighter
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most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a ro...
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lol
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Cerebral disgusting stage juggernaut
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
Pink locus
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
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Hilarious carnelian step-uncle's house
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
Laughsome claret market marketing idea
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how many
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Driven a Zamboni
hateful irradiated rehab stock car
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180 wholesome unique experience
Razzle-dazzle Abode Volcanic Crater
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tyty
hateful irradiated rehab stock car
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
Marvelous dead degenerate
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
hateful irradiated rehab stock car
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180
khaki drunken sex offender
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
outnumbered macaca stage
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
Shimmering hyperactive field
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
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Trip meetinghouse
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wtf
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Hilarious carnelian step-uncle's house
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lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an aw...
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bronze filthy pistol
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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Demanding Address
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
flesh puppy
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
excitant brilliant quadroon crackhouse
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Winner
Orange curious useless brakes
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fuchsia cocky voyeur psychic
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I smoked crack with him.
Burgundy Den
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
vermilion range prole
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Razzle-dazzle Abode Volcanic Crater
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
Nubile supple feces
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Narcissist
Trip meetinghouse
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Coon
Nubile supple feces
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
Razzmatazz Half-breed
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
Nubile supple feces
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
Razzmatazz Half-breed
  04/12/26
?
Nubile supple feces
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Post a link to your novel or stfu.
Razzmatazz Half-breed
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It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
Nubile supple feces
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
Razzmatazz Half-breed
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
Nubile supple feces
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Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
Razzmatazz Half-breed
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Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
puce cracking nibblets brunch
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Link to said novel?
Razzmatazz Half-breed
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
Nubile supple feces
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Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
Razzmatazz Half-breed
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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ocher fat ankles area
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
Turquoise Gas Station
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Nubile supple feces
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
Scarlet hall
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
Turquoise Gas Station
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
fluffy rebellious persian
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
Turquoise Gas Station
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
outnumbered macaca stage
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
crawly red affirmative action fanboi
  04/12/26
She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
Turquoise Gas Station
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
french circlehead locale
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
Bull Headed Walnut Milk University
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
Turquoise Gas Station
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
Bull Headed Walnut Milk University
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crawly red affirmative action fanboi
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No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
Turquoise Gas Station
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Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
fluffy rebellious persian
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you're 60?
saffron fiercely-loyal stag film coldplay fan
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crawly red affirmative action fanboi
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
galvanic aqua azn heaven
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
Cerise spectacular space
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
bronze filthy pistol
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Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
galvanic aqua azn heaven
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
saffron fiercely-loyal stag film coldplay fan
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
bronze filthy pistol
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
saffron fiercely-loyal stag film coldplay fan
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
Scarlet hall
  04/12/26
180
misanthropic hairraiser roast beef
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
drab big wrinkle cuckoldry
  04/12/26
180!
misanthropic hairraiser roast beef
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
puce cracking nibblets brunch
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Scarlet hall
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
crawly red affirmative action fanboi
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
stubborn fortuitous meteor pisswyrm
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
crawly red affirmative action fanboi
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
stubborn fortuitous meteor pisswyrm
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crawly red affirmative action fanboi
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
Embarrassed to the bone institution
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
stubborn fortuitous meteor pisswyrm
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
Razzle-dazzle Abode Volcanic Crater
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
Bull Headed Walnut Milk University
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
Dun Submissive Regret Library
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
anal wonderful senate round eye
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
saffron fiercely-loyal stag film coldplay fan
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
Bull Headed Walnut Milk University
  04/13/26
...
Embarrassed to the bone institution
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...
saffron fiercely-loyal stag film coldplay fan
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
outnumbered macaca stage
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
sinister site
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
180 Background Story Trump Supporter
  04/13/26
Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
Greedy goyim lodge
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
soggy green public bath gaping
  04/13/26
ouch
crawly red affirmative action fanboi
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
soggy green public bath gaping
  04/13/26
your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
crawly red affirmative action fanboi
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
soggy green public bath gaping
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
crawly red affirmative action fanboi
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
Shimmering hyperactive field
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
Cerebral disgusting stage juggernaut
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
soggy green public bath gaping
  04/14/26
180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
Shimmering hyperactive field
  04/15/26
not me
soggy green public bath gaping
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soggy green public bath gaping
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genuine lol
sick overrated national
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Shimmering hyperactive field
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180
fluffy rebellious persian
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180
stubborn fortuitous meteor pisswyrm
  04/14/26
A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
twisted filthpig resort
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Demanding Address
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
pale passionate pocket flask
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180
misanthropic hairraiser roast beef
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pale passionate pocket flask
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...
misanthropic hairraiser roast beef
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
Jet office masturbator
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😎
pale passionate pocket flask
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misanthropic hairraiser roast beef
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
Vigorous school cafeteria
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...
White vivacious telephone
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
Swashbuckling selfie
  04/15/26
posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
medicated bawdyhouse
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
Exhilarant Mildly Autistic Ticket Booth Liquid Oxygen
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
Shimmering hyperactive field
  04/14/26
Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Scarlet hall
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
Shimmering hyperactive field
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
sick overrated national
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
Shimmering hyperactive field
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unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
sick overrated national
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
Shimmering hyperactive field
  04/15/26
it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
sick overrated national
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
Shimmering hyperactive field
  04/15/26
Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
Razzle-dazzle Abode Volcanic Crater
  04/16/26
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Bull Headed Walnut Milk University
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Topaz principal's office chad
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
soul-stirring effete police squad dopamine
  04/15/26
excited?
crawly red affirmative action fanboi
  04/15/26
Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Topaz principal's office chad
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
crawly red affirmative action fanboi
  04/15/26
Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Topaz principal's office chad
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crawly red affirmative action fanboi
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glittery black woman
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Scarlet hall
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Topaz principal's office chad
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Scarlet hall
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
glittery black woman
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Topaz principal's office chad
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
glittery black woman
  04/16/26
The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Scarlet hall
  04/17/26
- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
soul-stirring effete police squad dopamine
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crawly red affirmative action fanboi
  04/15/26
...
misanthropic hairraiser roast beef
  04/15/26
Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
outnumbered macaca stage
  04/15/26
Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
Multi-colored mother mood
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flesh puppy
  04/16/26
i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
arousing arrogant cuckold theater
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how'd you get away
crawly red affirmative action fanboi
  04/17/26
Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
Hideous Offensive School
  04/16/26
Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
talking mind-boggling lay
  04/17/26
...
misanthropic hairraiser roast beef
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
Bossy lascivious hunting ground pit
  04/17/26
climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
Trip meetinghouse
  04/17/26
I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Zombie-like set generalized bond
  04/17/26
Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Zombie-like set generalized bond
  04/17/26
fkk it's too outable to say
Painfully honest crimson native double fault
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Cerise spectacular space
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llm (lab lives matter) friend tp
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done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
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Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
SickoMode
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I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet. - ...
oomox
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: glittery black woman

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Titillating brethren

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Provocative mauve scourge upon the earth menage

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Orange curious useless brakes

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring effete police squad dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Useless coffee pot property

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: ocher fat ankles area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Pink locus

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Abode Volcanic Crater

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: ocher fat ankles area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Hideous Offensive School

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: glittery black woman

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Useless coffee pot property

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Copper philosopher-king

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: flesh puppy

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Nofapping frozen casino digit ratio

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Bespoke base

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Pink locus

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Bespoke base

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Pink locus

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Bespoke base

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Thriller judgmental state

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Pink locus

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Abode Volcanic Crater

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Useless coffee pot property

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Greedy goyim lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: sooty jew house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: hateful irradiated rehab stock car

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Shimmering hyperactive field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Nubile supple feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: Hilarious carnelian step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Scarlet hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: swollen alcoholic antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring effete police squad dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Orange curious useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Bespoke base

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: gold location cumskin

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: bonkers translucent newt

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Aggressive box office corn cake

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Titillating brethren

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Aggressive box office corn cake

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Titillating brethren

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: bonkers translucent newt

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Trip meetinghouse

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Pink locus

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: sooty jew house

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Cerise spectacular space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Useless coffee pot property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Pink locus

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: flesh puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Bespoke base

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Hilarious carnelian step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: transparent boyish tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Cerise spectacular space

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Exciting Chapel Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: fishy theater stage

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: misanthropic hairraiser roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Cerebral disgusting stage juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Pink locus

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Pink locus

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Hilarious carnelian step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Laughsome claret market marketing idea

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: hateful irradiated rehab stock car

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Abode Volcanic Crater

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: hateful irradiated rehab stock car

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Marvelous dead degenerate

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: hateful irradiated rehab stock car

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: khaki drunken sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: outnumbered macaca stage

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Shimmering hyperactive field

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Bespoke base

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Racy nursing home

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Trip meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: vermilion range prole

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: flesh puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Hilarious carnelian step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: jade forum death wish

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: bronze filthy pistol

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: stubborn fortuitous meteor pisswyrm

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: bronze filthy pistol

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Demanding Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: flesh puppy

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: excitant brilliant quadroon crackhouse

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Orange curious useless brakes

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: fuchsia cocky voyeur psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Burgundy Den

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: vermilion range prole

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Abode Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Nubile supple feces

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Trip meetinghouse

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Nubile supple feces

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Half-breed

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Nubile supple feces

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Half-breed

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Nubile supple feces

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Half-breed

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Nubile supple feces

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Half-breed

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Nubile supple feces

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Half-breed

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: puce cracking nibblets brunch

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Half-breed

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Nubile supple feces

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Half-breed

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Pearly preventive strike community account

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: ocher fat ankles area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Turquoise Gas Station

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Nubile supple feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Scarlet hall

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Turquoise Gas Station

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: fluffy rebellious persian

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Turquoise Gas Station

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: outnumbered macaca stage

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Turquoise Gas Station

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: french circlehead locale

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Bull Headed Walnut Milk University

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Turquoise Gas Station

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Bull Headed Walnut Milk University

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Turquoise Gas Station

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: fluffy rebellious persian

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: saffron fiercely-loyal stag film coldplay fan

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: galvanic aqua azn heaven

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Cerise spectacular space

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: bronze filthy pistol

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: galvanic aqua azn heaven

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: saffron fiercely-loyal stag film coldplay fan

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: bronze filthy pistol

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: saffron fiercely-loyal stag film coldplay fan

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Scarlet hall

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: misanthropic hairraiser roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: drab big wrinkle cuckoldry

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: misanthropic hairraiser roast beef

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: puce cracking nibblets brunch

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Scarlet hall

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: stubborn fortuitous meteor pisswyrm

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: stubborn fortuitous meteor pisswyrm

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone institution

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: stubborn fortuitous meteor pisswyrm

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Abode Volcanic Crater

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Bull Headed Walnut Milk University

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Dun Submissive Regret Library

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: anal wonderful senate round eye

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: saffron fiercely-loyal stag film coldplay fan

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Bull Headed Walnut Milk University

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: saffron fiercely-loyal stag film coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: outnumbered macaca stage

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: sinister site

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: 180 Background Story Trump Supporter

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Greedy goyim lodge

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: soggy green public bath gaping

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: soggy green public bath gaping

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: soggy green public bath gaping

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Shimmering hyperactive field

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Cerebral disgusting stage juggernaut

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: soggy green public bath gaping

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Shimmering hyperactive field

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: soggy green public bath gaping

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: soggy green public bath gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: sick overrated national

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Shimmering hyperactive field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: fluffy rebellious persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: stubborn fortuitous meteor pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: twisted filthpig resort

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Demanding Address

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: pale passionate pocket flask

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: misanthropic hairraiser roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: pale passionate pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: misanthropic hairraiser roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Jet office masturbator

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: pale passionate pocket flask

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: misanthropic hairraiser roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Vigorous school cafeteria

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: White vivacious telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling selfie

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: medicated bawdyhouse

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant Mildly Autistic Ticket Booth Liquid Oxygen

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Shimmering hyperactive field

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Scarlet hall

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Shimmering hyperactive field

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: sick overrated national

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Shimmering hyperactive field

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: sick overrated national

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Shimmering hyperactive field

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: sick overrated national

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Shimmering hyperactive field

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Abode Volcanic Crater

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Bull Headed Walnut Milk University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Topaz principal's office chad

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: soul-stirring effete police squad dopamine

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Topaz principal's office chad

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Topaz principal's office chad

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: glittery black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Scarlet hall

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Topaz principal's office chad

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Scarlet hall

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: glittery black woman

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Topaz principal's office chad

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: glittery black woman

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Scarlet hall

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: soul-stirring effete police squad dopamine

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: misanthropic hairraiser roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: outnumbered macaca stage

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored mother mood

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: flesh puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: arousing arrogant cuckold theater

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: crawly red affirmative action fanboi

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Hideous Offensive School

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: talking mind-boggling lay

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: misanthropic hairraiser roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Bossy lascivious hunting ground pit

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Trip meetinghouse

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Zombie-like set generalized bond

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Zombie-like set generalized bond

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Painfully honest crimson native double fault

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Cerise spectacular space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ( ''.'') (ballrooms-r-us)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: SickoMode

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: oomox

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2,#49849598)