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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Appetizing orchid half-breed office | 10/09/12 |
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| Razzmatazz Dead Sneaky Criminal | 10/10/12 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Appetizing orchid half-breed office http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Appetizing orchid half-breed office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Appetizing orchid half-breed office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Charismatic Corner Mother lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Self-centered Medicated Jap What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Offensive Mischievous Senate Roommate http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Charcoal nofapping station volcanic crater dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: avocado azn Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Charcoal nofapping station volcanic crater cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Razzmatazz Dead Sneaky Criminal "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: supple institution It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Appetizing orchid half-breed office Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Yellow Home tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: exhilarant bronze ceo 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: galvanic drab pit awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: ruddy diverse dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Vengeful Sienna Candlestick Maker Church Building these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Really Tough Guy Voyeur Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: motley box office 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Azure ticket booth regret You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Cocky idiot lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: disrespectful clown double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: disrespectful clown double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: histrionic theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2,#49639607) |