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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
tell me
Stirring Crimson Theatre Boltzmann
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
lol tyft
mischievous voyeur
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Supple box office
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
anal resort
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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  05/12/15
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hairraiser stain
  05/12/15
so underrated
exciting space legend
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Deranged excitant stead
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Razzmatazz Meetinghouse Dopamine
  03/31/18
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Turquoise selfie associate
  07/18/18
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Obsidian drunken orchestra pit
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Histrionic Point
  12/16/21
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Wild henna dingle berry
  08/12/25
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Quality Learing Center alumnus
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Amethyst Stage Psychic
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
hyperactive sienna friendly grandma
  08/14/13
lmao
Stirring Crimson Theatre Boltzmann
  05/12/15
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adulterous provocative old irish cottage laser beams
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bonkers shaky temple fat ankles
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Amethyst Stage Psychic
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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mischievous voyeur
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
jet stag film depressive
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
rofl
Stirring Crimson Theatre Boltzmann
  08/14/13
180
Histrionic Point
  08/14/13
rofl
Coral Senate
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took a few attempts but 180
Heady geriatric church immigrant
  08/14/13
lol
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Brindle passionate persian
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Deranged excitant stead
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cerebral pungent market
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diverse misanthropic garrison
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Wild henna dingle berry
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burgundy vivacious cuckoldry
  08/14/13
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mischievous voyeur
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burgundy vivacious cuckoldry
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
hyperactive sienna friendly grandma
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
burgundy vivacious cuckoldry
  08/14/13
best of thread
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
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internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground
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bonkers shaky temple fat ankles
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
bonkers shaky temple fat ankles
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
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mischievous voyeur
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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mischievous voyeur
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
mischievous voyeur
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Nubile spot
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
hyperactive sienna friendly grandma
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Peach Cruise Ship Place Of Business
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Stirring Crimson Theatre Boltzmann
  08/14/13
180
chrome location
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Cheese-eating green pervert
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Brindle passionate persian
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racy background story lettuce
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Magenta trailer park cumskin
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Razzmatazz Meetinghouse Dopamine
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Peach Cruise Ship Place Of Business
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground
  08/14/13
lol
Maroon center personal credit line
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
burgundy vivacious cuckoldry
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
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internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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medicated national crotch
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
burgundy vivacious cuckoldry
  08/14/13
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Confused kitchen goyim
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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Comical infuriating filthpig
  09/11/13
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cerebral pungent market
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
fragrant bearded hall
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
flushed narrow-minded plaza
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
jet stag film depressive
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
jet stag film depressive
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Histrionic Point
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
impertinent razzle alpha patrolman
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
aquamarine community account
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
flushed narrow-minded plaza
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
fragrant bearded hall
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
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multi-colored costumed indian lodge
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
flushed narrow-minded plaza
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
flushed narrow-minded plaza
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
flushed narrow-minded plaza
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
flushed narrow-minded plaza
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
flushed narrow-minded plaza
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
flushed narrow-minded plaza
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
mischievous voyeur
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
mischievous voyeur
  08/14/13
whatever
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
bat-shit-crazy principal's office puppy
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
burgundy vivacious cuckoldry
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
lol
chrome location
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
180
Histrionic Point
  08/14/13
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appetizing house
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
burgundy vivacious cuckoldry
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
garnet dashing jewess party of the first part
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garnet dashing jewess party of the first part
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Histrionic Point
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Histrionic Point
  08/14/13
lol tyft
mischievous voyeur
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
mischievous voyeur
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
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Frisky 180 pit
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
chrome location
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
boyish iridescent office
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Fantasy-prone Bateful Ticket Booth
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Histrionic Point
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Histrionic Point
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Histrionic Point
  08/14/13
165
orchid sick native
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
lmao
mischievous voyeur
  08/14/13
...
multi-colored costumed indian lodge
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Bright floppy menage
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Jet-lagged Glittery Lay Dysfunction
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
racy background story lettuce
  08/14/13
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garnet dashing jewess party of the first part
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
Pics?
spectacular son of senegal queen of the night
  08/14/13
link?
adulterous provocative old irish cottage laser beams
  08/17/13
...
Stirring Crimson Theatre Boltzmann
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Nofapping love of her life
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Beta pearl messiness lodge
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
wine tripping casino
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Cracking Factory Reset Button
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Cracking Factory Reset Button
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Cracking Factory Reset Button
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Offensive Razzle-dazzle Den Corn Cake
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Cracking Factory Reset Button
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Glassy whorehouse black woman
  08/14/13
Underrated
orchid sick native
  08/15/13
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Deranged excitant stead
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Offensive Razzle-dazzle Den Corn Cake
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Glassy whorehouse black woman
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
ruddy dog poop
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Electric kitty
  08/14/13
lol
Lascivious nursing home boiling water
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Electric kitty
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Lascivious nursing home boiling water
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Electric kitty
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Offensive Razzle-dazzle Den Corn Cake
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Greedy site
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
fragrant bearded hall
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Very tactful puce locus roommate
  08/14/13
180
cowardly clown
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Lascivious nursing home boiling water
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Brindle passionate persian
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Lascivious nursing home boiling water
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Khaki bipolar rehab
  08/14/13
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light marvelous wagecucks
  08/14/13
180
Cracking Factory Reset Button
  08/14/13
...
Glassy whorehouse black woman
  08/15/13
...
wine tripping casino
  08/17/13
...
Mind-boggling church building
  09/11/13
Lmao
Submissive codepig forum
  06/07/17
...
Wild henna dingle berry
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Coiffed University
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Khaki bipolar rehab
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
concupiscible flirting preventive strike state
  08/14/13
lol
Cracking Factory Reset Button
  08/14/13
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Laughsome Hospital
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
curious mustard milk
  08/14/13
180
cruel-hearted gunner
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Aggressive heaven internal respiration
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Talented slap-happy sex offender step-uncle's house
  08/17/13
poignant
black mediation
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Ivory thriller piazza
  08/17/13
...
Khaki bipolar rehab
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Mind-boggling church building
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Comical infuriating filthpig
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
ruddy dog poop
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
anal resort
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
contagious sooty school hissy fit
  12/28/13
...
slimy theater
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
vermilion soggy business firm telephone
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
wonderful maize ceo
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
buff aphrodisiac bawdyhouse
  03/10/14
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Magenta trailer park cumskin
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
sickened elite corner circlehead
  05/12/15
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swashbuckling school cafeteria police squad
  01/19/16
...
Brindle passionate persian
  10/25/17
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adulterous provocative old irish cottage laser beams
  11/29/15
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adulterous provocative old irish cottage laser beams
  12/23/15
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Magenta trailer park cumskin
  01/05/16
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adulterous provocative old irish cottage laser beams
  03/13/16
I want pizza
odious theater stage sandwich
  06/07/17
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swashbuckling school cafeteria police squad
  09/22/17
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racy background story lettuce
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
irradiated salmon tanning salon
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
ocher mental disorder parlor
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
irradiated salmon tanning salon
  07/18/18
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cerebral pungent market
  04/30/19
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adulterous provocative old irish cottage laser beams
  06/21/20
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adulterous provocative old irish cottage laser beams
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Fear-inspiring Address
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cerebral pungent market
  12/16/21
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cerebral pungent market
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Stirring Crimson Theatre Boltzmann

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: mischievous voyeur

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Supple box office

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: anal resort

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Magenta trailer park cumskin

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: hairraiser stain



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: exciting space legend

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Deranged excitant stead



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Meetinghouse Dopamine



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Obsidian drunken orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Histrionic Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: diverse misanthropic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: bonkers shaky temple fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Topaz pontificating stage reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Wild henna dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: walnut titillating volcanic crater rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Amethyst Stage Psychic

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: hyperactive sienna friendly grandma

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Stirring Crimson Theatre Boltzmann

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: adulterous provocative old irish cottage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: bonkers shaky temple fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Amethyst Stage Psychic

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Maniacal soul-stirring sanctuary elastic band

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: mischievous voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: jet stag film depressive

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Stirring Crimson Theatre Boltzmann

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Histrionic Point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Coral Senate

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Heady geriatric church immigrant

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Lascivious nursing home boiling water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Brindle passionate persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Deranged excitant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: cerebral pungent market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: diverse misanthropic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Wild henna dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: burgundy vivacious cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: mischievous voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: burgundy vivacious cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: hyperactive sienna friendly grandma

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: burgundy vivacious cuckoldry

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: bonkers shaky temple fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: bonkers shaky temple fat ankles

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: mischievous voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: mischievous voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: mischievous voyeur

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Nubile spot

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: hyperactive sienna friendly grandma

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Peach Cruise Ship Place Of Business

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Stirring Crimson Theatre Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: chrome location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Cheese-eating green pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Brindle passionate persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Magenta trailer park cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Meetinghouse Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Peach Cruise Ship Place Of Business

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Maroon center personal credit line

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: burgundy vivacious cuckoldry

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: sickened elite corner circlehead

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: medicated national crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: burgundy vivacious cuckoldry

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Confused kitchen goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Comical infuriating filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Comical infuriating filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: cerebral pungent market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: fragrant bearded hall

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: flushed narrow-minded plaza

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: jet stag film depressive

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: jet stag film depressive

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Histrionic Point

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: impertinent razzle alpha patrolman

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: aquamarine community account

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: flushed narrow-minded plaza

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: fragrant bearded hall

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: multi-colored costumed indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: flushed narrow-minded plaza

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: flushed narrow-minded plaza

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: flushed narrow-minded plaza

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: flushed narrow-minded plaza

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: flushed narrow-minded plaza

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: flushed narrow-minded plaza

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: mischievous voyeur

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: mischievous voyeur

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy principal's office puppy

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: burgundy vivacious cuckoldry

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: chrome location

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Histrionic Point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: appetizing house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: burgundy vivacious cuckoldry

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: garnet dashing jewess party of the first part

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: garnet dashing jewess party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Histrionic Point

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Histrionic Point

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: mischievous voyeur

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: mischievous voyeur

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Frisky 180 pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: chrome location

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: boyish iridescent office

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Bateful Ticket Booth

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Histrionic Point

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Histrionic Point

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Histrionic Point

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: orchid sick native

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: mischievous voyeur

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: multi-colored costumed indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Bright floppy menage

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Glittery Lay Dysfunction

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: racy background story lettuce

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: garnet dashing jewess party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: spectacular son of senegal queen of the night

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: adulterous provocative old irish cottage laser beams

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Stirring Crimson Theatre Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Nofapping love of her life

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Beta pearl messiness lodge

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: wine tripping casino

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Cracking Factory Reset Button

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Cracking Factory Reset Button

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Cracking Factory Reset Button

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Trip sapphire halford people who are hurt

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Offensive Razzle-dazzle Den Corn Cake

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Cracking Factory Reset Button

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Glassy whorehouse black woman

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: orchid sick native

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Deranged excitant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Offensive Razzle-dazzle Den Corn Cake

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Glassy whorehouse black woman

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: ruddy dog poop

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: internet-worthy boistinker hunting ground

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Electric kitty

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Lascivious nursing home boiling water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Electric kitty

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Lascivious nursing home boiling water

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Electric kitty

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Offensive Razzle-dazzle Den Corn Cake

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Greedy site

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: fragrant bearded hall

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Very tactful puce locus roommate

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: cowardly clown

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Lascivious nursing home boiling water

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Brindle passionate persian

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Lascivious nursing home boiling water

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Khaki bipolar rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: light marvelous wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Cracking Factory Reset Button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Glassy whorehouse black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: wine tripping casino



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Submissive codepig forum

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Wild henna dingle berry



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Coiffed University

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Khaki bipolar rehab

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: concupiscible flirting preventive strike state

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Cracking Factory Reset Button

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Laughsome Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: curious mustard milk

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: cruel-hearted gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Aggressive heaven internal respiration

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Talented slap-happy sex offender step-uncle's house

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: black mediation

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Ivory thriller piazza

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Khaki bipolar rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Mind-boggling church building

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Comical infuriating filthpig

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: ruddy dog poop

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: anal resort

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: contagious sooty school hissy fit

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: slimy theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: vermilion soggy business firm telephone

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: wonderful maize ceo

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: buff aphrodisiac bawdyhouse

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Magenta trailer park cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: sickened elite corner circlehead

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling school cafeteria police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Brindle passionate persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: adulterous provocative old irish cottage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: adulterous provocative old irish cottage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Magenta trailer park cumskin



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: adulterous provocative old irish cottage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: odious theater stage sandwich

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling school cafeteria police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: racy background story lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: irradiated salmon tanning salon

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: ocher mental disorder parlor

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: irradiated salmon tanning salon

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: cerebral pungent market



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: adulterous provocative old irish cottage laser beams



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: adulterous provocative old irish cottage laser beams



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Address



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: cerebral pungent market



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: cerebral pungent market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#44198924)