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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
tell me
Chrome galvanic therapy roast beef
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Beta wonderful menage
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Frisky Corn Cake
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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fucking lol
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Henna 180 Senate Mediation
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Godawful Forum
  08/14/13
lmao
Chrome galvanic therapy roast beef
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Henna 180 Senate Mediation
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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Beta wonderful menage
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Racy boltzmann
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
rofl
Chrome galvanic therapy roast beef
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180
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rofl
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took a few attempts but 180
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  08/14/13
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Beta wonderful menage
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  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Godawful Forum
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
ocher hall selfie
  08/14/13
best of thread
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  08/14/13
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nighttime trump supporter
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
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Beta wonderful menage
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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Beta wonderful menage
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Beta wonderful menage
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
lemon slimy lay
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Godawful Forum
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Chrome galvanic therapy roast beef
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180
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grizzly prole
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adventurous up-to-no-good stag film
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Heady Shimmering Box Office
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
ocher hall selfie
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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  08/14/13
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(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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  08/14/13
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
bespoke shivering whorehouse juggernaut
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Racy boltzmann
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
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  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Racy boltzmann
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
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  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Excitant swollen theatre
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
soul-stirring khaki place of business temple
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
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  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
soul-stirring khaki place of business temple
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
soul-stirring khaki place of business temple
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
soul-stirring khaki place of business temple
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
soul-stirring khaki place of business temple
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Beta wonderful menage
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Beta wonderful menage
  08/14/13
whatever
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Contagious Nursing Home Tank
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
ocher hall selfie
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
180
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
ocher hall selfie
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
vengeful charismatic heaven
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
vengeful charismatic heaven
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Beta wonderful menage
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Beta wonderful menage
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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  08/14/13
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you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
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  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
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  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
vengeful charismatic heaven
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
vengeful charismatic heaven
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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  08/14/13
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  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
lmao
Beta wonderful menage
  08/14/13
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Canary corner newt
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
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  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
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my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
Pics?
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link?
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Chrome galvanic therapy roast beef
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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A pizza's crust is normal.
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  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
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  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
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  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
comical rusted area boistinker
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
vibrant insane library nowag
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Infuriating dashing jewess foreskin
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
comical rusted area boistinker
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
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  08/14/13
Underrated
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Infuriating dashing jewess foreskin
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Stirring mewling main people market
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Iridescent trip point
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
jade narrow-minded location
  08/14/13
lol
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Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
jade narrow-minded location
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
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  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
jade narrow-minded location
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Infuriating dashing jewess foreskin
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i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
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  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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180
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lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
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pizza doesn't cut itself
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/thread. instant classic
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180
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Lmao
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  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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lol
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  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Embarrassed To The Bone Depressive
  08/17/13
poignant
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  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Thirsty Property
  08/17/13
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  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
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  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
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  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Iridescent trip point
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
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  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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grizzly prole
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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grizzly prole
  01/05/16
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well-lubricated violent school cafeteria
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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fragrant house
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Pale thriller rigor sanctuary
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
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  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Floppy Painfully Honest Shrine Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Chrome galvanic therapy roast beef

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Beta wonderful menage

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Frisky Corn Cake

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: magenta abnormal telephone resort

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: grizzly prole

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Fuchsia spectacular state



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: rebellious orange gay wizard

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Titillating snowy skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: adventurous up-to-no-good stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: vivacious pisswyrm ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: motley stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: vengeful charismatic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Passionate theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: nighttime trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Maize Vigorous Institution Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Cracking ungodly liquid oxygen address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Domesticated church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Maize Vigorous Institution Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Henna 180 Senate Mediation

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Godawful Forum

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Chrome galvanic therapy roast beef

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated violent school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: nighttime trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Henna 180 Senate Mediation

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Cerebral Trailer Park People Who Are Hurt

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Beta wonderful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Racy boltzmann

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Chrome galvanic therapy roast beef

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: vengeful charismatic heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: azure razzle mad cow disease

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy spruce field nibblets

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: provocative opaque voyeur brethren

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Gaped Nubile Dilemma Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Titillating snowy skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Harsh Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Passionate theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Cracking ungodly liquid oxygen address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: ocher hall selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Beta wonderful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: ocher hall selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Godawful Forum

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: ocher hall selfie

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: nighttime trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: nighttime trump supporter

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Beta wonderful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Beta wonderful menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Beta wonderful menage

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: lemon slimy lay

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Godawful Forum

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Heady Shimmering Box Office

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Chrome galvanic therapy roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Laughsome citrine spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: coral bateful multi-billionaire locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Gaped Nubile Dilemma Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: grizzly prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: adventurous up-to-no-good stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Heady Shimmering Box Office

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: pearly space faggotry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: ocher hall selfie

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Mischievous Gas Station Mental Disorder

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Chartreuse lascivious parlour idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: ocher hall selfie

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Curious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: big submissive dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: big submissive dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Harsh Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: bespoke shivering whorehouse juggernaut

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: soul-stirring khaki place of business temple

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Racy boltzmann

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Racy boltzmann

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: vengeful charismatic heaven

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Excitant swollen theatre

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: slippery crackhouse

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: soul-stirring khaki place of business temple

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: bespoke shivering whorehouse juggernaut

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Canary corner newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: soul-stirring khaki place of business temple

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: soul-stirring khaki place of business temple

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: soul-stirring khaki place of business temple

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: soul-stirring khaki place of business temple

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring khaki place of business temple

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: soul-stirring khaki place of business temple

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Beta wonderful menage

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Beta wonderful menage

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Contagious Nursing Home Tank

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: ocher hall selfie

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Laughsome citrine spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: vengeful charismatic heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: emerald concupiscible clown famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: ocher hall selfie

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Free-loading talented casino electric furnace

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Free-loading talented casino electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: vengeful charismatic heaven

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: vengeful charismatic heaven

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Beta wonderful menage

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Beta wonderful menage

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: appetizing parlor elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Laughsome citrine spot

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: low-t school antidepressant drug

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: house-broken navy church building pistol

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: vengeful charismatic heaven

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: vengeful charismatic heaven

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: vengeful charismatic heaven

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Light zippy tanning salon

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Beta wonderful menage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Canary corner newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: bright aggressive athletic conference genital piercing

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Rambunctious glittery puppy garrison

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Free-loading talented casino electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: cream misunderstood station roommate

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: well-lubricated violent school cafeteria

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Chrome galvanic therapy roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: deep marvelous stead

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: mildly autistic judgmental theater stage

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: charcoal supple double fault

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: comical rusted area boistinker

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: comical rusted area boistinker

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: comical rusted area boistinker

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: vibrant insane library nowag

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Infuriating dashing jewess foreskin

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: comical rusted area boistinker

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Stirring mewling main people market

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Light zippy tanning salon

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Titillating snowy skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Infuriating dashing jewess foreskin

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Stirring mewling main people market

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Iridescent trip point

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Transparent hairless principal's office scourge upon the earth

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: jade narrow-minded location

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: provocative opaque voyeur brethren

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: jade narrow-minded location

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: provocative opaque voyeur brethren

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: jade narrow-minded location

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Infuriating dashing jewess foreskin

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Hairraiser flatulent twinkling uncleanness

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: bespoke shivering whorehouse juggernaut

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Arousing giraffe

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Metal Public Bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: provocative opaque voyeur brethren

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Gaped Nubile Dilemma Messiness

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: provocative opaque voyeur brethren

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle kitchen bbw



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: impressive abode



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: comical rusted area boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Stirring mewling main people market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: charcoal supple double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: drab arrogant lettuce meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: federal blood rage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Cracking ungodly liquid oxygen address



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: exhilarant lavender indian lodge travel guidebook

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle kitchen bbw

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Boyish Gaping

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: comical rusted area boistinker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: diverse legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Frum histrionic range

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Aromatic Yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: copper multi-colored office

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Depressive

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: White odious fanboi

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Thirsty Property

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle kitchen bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: drab arrogant lettuce meetinghouse

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: big submissive dog poop

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Iridescent trip point

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: magenta abnormal telephone resort

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Zombie-like aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: ruddy swashbuckling incel potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Irradiated lodge rigpig

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: electric native

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Exciting sweet tailpipe ratface

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: grizzly prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Mischievous Gas Station Mental Disorder

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: fragrant house



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Gaped Nubile Dilemma Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: well-lubricated violent school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: well-lubricated violent school cafeteria



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: grizzly prole



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: well-lubricated violent school cafeteria



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: stimulating useless bawdyhouse cuck

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: fragrant house



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Pale thriller rigor sanctuary



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: primrose beady-eyed son of senegal cuckold

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Floppy Painfully Honest Shrine Mad-dog Skullcap

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: primrose beady-eyed son of senegal cuckold

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Harsh Faggot Firefighter



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: well-lubricated violent school cafeteria



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated violent school cafeteria



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Gay rehab



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Harsh Faggot Firefighter



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Harsh Faggot Firefighter



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