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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Indigo cracking property
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Comical box office fat ankles
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Indigo cracking property
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Comical box office fat ankles
  05/01/26
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copper vibrant mediation menage
  05/01/26
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appetizing poppy theater stage
  04/29/26
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Indigo cracking property
  04/29/26
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copper vibrant mediation menage
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
purple pisswyrm
  04/29/26
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stirring slippery internal respiration
  04/29/26
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copper vibrant mediation menage
  05/01/26
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Citrine Vivacious Selfie Goal In Life
  04/30/26
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shimmering multi-colored athletic conference
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
shimmering multi-colored athletic conference
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
copper vibrant mediation menage
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
stirring slippery internal respiration
  05/02/26
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copper vibrant mediation menage
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Indigo cracking property
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
purple pisswyrm
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Indigo cracking property
  04/29/26
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copper vibrant mediation menage
  04/29/26
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Contagious theatre scourge upon the earth
  04/29/26
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confused cerise school hairy legs
  04/29/26
180!
stirring slippery internal respiration
  04/29/26
hell yeah
appetizing poppy theater stage
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Indigo cracking property
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Black Glittery Wrinkle
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Indigo cracking property
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
heady fighting hospital
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Indigo cracking property
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
heady fighting hospital
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Indigo cracking property
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Boyish nofapping ape market
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Indigo cracking property
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
heady fighting hospital
  05/01/26
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copper vibrant mediation menage
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Boyish nofapping ape market
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
heady fighting hospital
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
copper vibrant mediation menage
  05/01/26
180
Contagious theatre scourge upon the earth
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
appetizing poppy theater stage
  05/01/26
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Bonkers Supple Stain Pit
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Zippy unhinged coldplay fan
  04/30/26
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Zippy unhinged coldplay fan
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
saffron dashing quadroon
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Indigo cracking property
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
heady fighting hospital
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Indigo cracking property
  05/01/26
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copper vibrant mediation menage
  05/01/26
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heady fighting hospital
  05/01/26
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copper vibrant mediation menage
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
carmine yarmulke
  05/01/26
Shalom.
copper vibrant mediation menage
  05/01/26
congrats!
shimmering multi-colored athletic conference
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Contagious theatre scourge upon the earth
  05/01/26
180
copper vibrant mediation menage
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Indigo cracking property
  05/01/26
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copper vibrant mediation menage
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
carmine yarmulke
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
copper vibrant mediation menage
  05/01/26
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stirring slippery internal respiration
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Indigo cracking property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Comical box office fat ankles

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Indigo cracking property

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Comical box office fat ankles

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: copper vibrant mediation menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: appetizing poppy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Indigo cracking property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: copper vibrant mediation menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: purple pisswyrm

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: stirring slippery internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: copper vibrant mediation menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Citrine Vivacious Selfie Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: shimmering multi-colored athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: shimmering multi-colored athletic conference

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: copper vibrant mediation menage

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: stirring slippery internal respiration

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: copper vibrant mediation menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Indigo cracking property

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: purple pisswyrm

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Indigo cracking property

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: copper vibrant mediation menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Contagious theatre scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: confused cerise school hairy legs



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: stirring slippery internal respiration

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: appetizing poppy theater stage

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Indigo cracking property

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Black Glittery Wrinkle

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Indigo cracking property

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: heady fighting hospital

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Indigo cracking property

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: heady fighting hospital

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Indigo cracking property

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Boyish nofapping ape market

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Indigo cracking property

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: heady fighting hospital

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: copper vibrant mediation menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Boyish nofapping ape market

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: heady fighting hospital

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: copper vibrant mediation menage

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Contagious theatre scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: appetizing poppy theater stage

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Bonkers Supple Stain Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Zippy unhinged coldplay fan

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Zippy unhinged coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: saffron dashing quadroon

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Indigo cracking property

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: heady fighting hospital

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Indigo cracking property

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: copper vibrant mediation menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: heady fighting hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: copper vibrant mediation menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: carmine yarmulke

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: copper vibrant mediation menage

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: shimmering multi-colored athletic conference

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Contagious theatre scourge upon the earth

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: copper vibrant mediation menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Indigo cracking property

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: copper vibrant mediation menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: carmine yarmulke

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: copper vibrant mediation menage

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: stirring slippery internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49860163)