Date: May 14th, 2012 6:44 AM
Author: Cream Buck-toothed Tattoo Partner
Fled from L.A. with the dissolution of Dewey*
(uhh) won't stand for no one callin my unwrinkled face shrewy
(uhh uhh) I'm filet mignon, these other bitches chop suey
(uhh) fuck a freestyle gimme my purse lemme get to the verse
When you bill at nutella rate you be making fools irate
Partnership material, bring the deal flow fo' cereal
Had to sell off the beemer, cop something faster next year
Ultimate striving machine, thug tatted, no tears
Ain't no humbler on tumblr, still pinning diamonds on pinterest
Burly earl want this girlie but missing me by inches
Whatever don't kill you make you stronger my motto
Spend the last check at Prada, look like, I hit the lotto
Could jump to VC for riches cuz of my leet practice niches
Ain't talking Viet Cong, I'm Hmong, Long Duk Dong, stereotype-mongering
"Whatever don't kill you, could only make you stronger"-ing
Squattin the sad away no matter what the fuckin sitch' is
Double-check them pitches: mo' money, mo' stitches
Chorus
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biglaw bitches unemployed and i ain't even bitter
*Dewey, Screwum, & Howe, of course, the fake law firm that TMF works at. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Note: you should really hear this in Rick Ross's voice and flow
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948316&forum_id=2,#20688739)