i was born out of an affair. my father's cousins had to find people to raise me
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Date: November 14th, 2020 5:51 PM Author: Fishy Excitant Mental Disorder
I was born out of an affair. My father's cousins had to find people to raise me, which wasn't easy in 1722. My father was dying from injuries sustained during the War of the Quadruple Alliance, and had me smuggled out of Spain in a lambs carcass to Austria. His cousin, a butcher, was able to find me shelter with a family of miners that lives outside his village and it was with them that I learned how to fashion explosives from simple earthen ingredients that I set off to the exquisite delight of all. My explosive works soon became much requested at local gatherings and fairs and I suspect this was why a mysterious gentleman from the Austrian government paid my adopted family a visit one dark and stormy night. He spoke of his love of country and of a secret alliance being hatch between Austria and the Russias against the most scoundrelous of lands, the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth. Little did I know this evenings' visit would result in me never setting foot in my adopted homeland again after I found out who my birth mother was. Truly, I was lucky to be alive, and in more ways than one, born of a lamb to become a sheppard to many...
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