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DOJ files masterful brief in the WH ballroom case

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-...
Offensive location ladyboy
  04/28/26
institutional collapse
Lake Gay Wizard
  04/28/26
Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballroom...
Mischievous locus
  04/28/26
(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care ...
Offensive location ladyboy
  04/29/26
This can't be real
Supple scourge upon the earth pozpig
  04/28/26
Trump wrote that
Beady-eyed bonkers gas station
  04/28/26
...
Slap-happy bistre site goyim
  04/29/26
...
Wonderful Dingle Berry
  04/29/26
Seems so
Dull indian lodge
  04/30/26
...
erotic people who are hurt
  04/30/26
Dictated but not read. DJT
Exciting wild pocket flask lay
  05/06/26
...
Umber stag film
  05/06/26
it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. i...
razzmatazz buck-toothed home potus
  04/28/26
a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for tru...
180 internal respiration nowag
  04/28/26
Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?
Umber stag film
  05/06/26
is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?
peach voyeur haunted graveyard
  04/28/26
What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy
Wonderful Dingle Berry
  04/29/26
Only the BEST!
Slap-happy bistre site goyim
  04/29/26
You just noticed?
Dull indian lodge
  04/30/26
Nah, but it gets more striking every day.
Wonderful Dingle Berry
  04/30/26
The ballroom has electrolytes
plum disrespectful preventive strike patrolman
  04/29/26
Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony
Slap-happy bistre site goyim
  05/07/26
the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a tr...
Offensive location ladyboy
  04/29/26
And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me
Wonderful Dingle Berry
  04/29/26
where are the handclap emojis
heady canary mental disorder coffee pot
  04/29/26
All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Le...
Zombie-like Nubile Private Investor Turdskin
  04/29/26
This is truly, truly bonkers
plum disrespectful preventive strike patrolman
  04/29/26
Alpha.
Appetizing slate pisswyrm indirect expression
  04/29/26
Is this real?
out-of-control masturbator
  04/30/26
No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon
Dull indian lodge
  04/30/26
suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican ch...
swashbuckling quadroon mad-dog skullcap
  04/30/26
U drunk?
Dull indian lodge
  04/30/26
no drunker than hegseth probably is rn
swashbuckling quadroon mad-dog skullcap
  04/30/26
JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling ab...
Slap-happy bistre site goyim
  04/30/26
Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief
erotic people who are hurt
  04/30/26
...
erotic people who are hurt
  04/30/26
I still can’t believe this is real
plum disrespectful preventive strike patrolman
  04/30/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
Offensive location ladyboy
  05/02/26
"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction...
Offensive location ladyboy
  05/02/26
Majestic
plum disrespectful preventive strike patrolman
  05/02/26
“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it” ...
Dull indian lodge
  05/03/26
Honestly that was my first thought
Wonderful Dingle Berry
  05/04/26
This is still so funny
Wonderful Dingle Berry
  05/04/26
i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty ...
Offensive location ladyboy
  05/04/26
Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and st...
plum disrespectful preventive strike patrolman
  05/04/26
The judiciary is seeing it everywhere
Lake Gay Wizard
  05/04/26
I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my off...
plum disrespectful preventive strike patrolman
  05/04/26
Lmfao do it
Wonderful Dingle Berry
  05/04/26
What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No...
Lake Gay Wizard
  05/04/26
...
Wonderful Dingle Berry
  05/06/26
“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” i...
Wonderful Dingle Berry
  05/06/26
...
Appetizing slate pisswyrm indirect expression
  05/06/26
Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.
Umber stag film
  05/06/26
^^the author
plum disrespectful preventive strike patrolman
  05/06/26
...
Umber stag film
  05/07/26
I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried th...
Lake Gay Wizard
  05/06/26
It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might ...
Greedy shrine party of the first part
  05/07/26


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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Offensive location ladyboy

https://www.washingtonpost.com/documents/f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf?itid=lk_inline_manual_2

Surprised at the stellar writing here. The prose practically sings. Didn’t expect that given that Trump has hired a bunch of hacks. Credit where it’s due.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850100)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Lake Gay Wizard

institutional collapse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850104)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Mischievous locus

Only retarded jewish blackpillers care about Trump, ballrooms or "Israel"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850111)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: Offensive location ladyboy

(totally based 1488 white jacked bro who doesn't "care about desert people, why is everyone talking about jews and jewish power")

it's 180 how fast things are changing for you people. just a year ago, your above poast wouldn't have given away that you're an undercover jew. but now it's clear in two seconds. keep it up tho, it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850612)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Supple scourge upon the earth pozpig

This can't be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850134)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bonkers gas station

Trump wrote that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850139)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Slap-happy bistre site goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850563)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: Wonderful Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49852726)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: Dull indian lodge

Seems so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853207)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: erotic people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853516)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Exciting wild pocket flask lay

Dictated but not read. DJT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49871175)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: Umber stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49871216)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz buck-toothed home potus

it's mind numbing how any of you fags ever read this shit. it's fucking double spaced like a college kid trying to make his term paper 5 full pages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850144)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: 180 internal respiration nowag

a couple of the brightest lawyers i know are working for trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850154)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: Umber stag film

Do you know lots of retarded lawyers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49871235)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: peach voyeur haunted graveyard

is this some lib deep stater trying to throw the case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850178)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: Wonderful Dingle Berry

What the fuck lmao. Idiocracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850586)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: Slap-happy bistre site goyim

Only the BEST!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850592)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Dull indian lodge

You just noticed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853211)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: Wonderful Dingle Berry

Nah, but it gets more striking every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49854800)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:42 AM
Author: plum disrespectful preventive strike patrolman

The ballroom has electrolytes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850603)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:05 AM
Author: Slap-happy bistre site goyim

Brondo the ThirstMauler Balcony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49871593)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:00 AM
Author: Offensive location ladyboy

the brief is riddled with random Capitalized Words like a trump truth social poast. this thing is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49850613)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Wonderful Dingle Berry

And then the occasional ALL CAPS killed me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49852736)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: heady canary mental disorder coffee pot

where are the handclap emojis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49852735)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Zombie-like Nubile Private Investor Turdskin

All periods should be replaced with exclamations, to mock Leon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49852744)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: plum disrespectful preventive strike patrolman

This is truly, truly bonkers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49852899)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: Appetizing slate pisswyrm indirect expression

Alpha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49852938)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: out-of-control masturbator

Is this real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853187)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Dull indian lodge

No we are in a simulation, and it’s a cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853208)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling quadroon mad-dog skullcap

suddenly one shiavo level democrat makes a gay republican chorus a "gay bipartisan chorus"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853234)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Dull indian lodge

U drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: swashbuckling quadroon mad-dog skullcap

no drunker than hegseth probably is rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853271)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: Slap-happy bistre site goyim

JFC- hope your parole officer doesn't catch you stumbling about like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853502)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:44 AM
Author: erotic people who are hurt

Trump ordering DoJ to let Tiffany ghostwrite the brief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853519)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: erotic people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49853641)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: plum disrespectful preventive strike patrolman

I still can’t believe this is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49854776)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Offensive location ladyboy

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and

the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both

the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John

Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49859226)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Offensive location ladyboy

"The attack confirms that this Court’s injunction is intolerable and unsustainable as a matter of equity and Law."

Why is "law" capitalized but equity is not? it must be because the brief has been filed in a Court of Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49859230)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: plum disrespectful preventive strike patrolman

Majestic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49859259)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Dull indian lodge

“ChatGPT, write it as if Donald Trump wrote it”

*rubs hands and cackles*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49861609)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Wonderful Dingle Berry

Honestly that was my first thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49864723)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Wonderful Dingle Berry

This is still so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49864720)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Offensive location ladyboy

i thought it was fake at first. how tf does a licensed atty sign their name to this? lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49864730)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: plum disrespectful preventive strike patrolman

Venn Diagram of Trump’s DOJ, unethical lawyers, and stupid lawyers doing work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49864748)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Lake Gay Wizard

The judiciary is seeing it everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49865005)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: plum disrespectful preventive strike patrolman

I printed out a copy and am considering hanging it in my office to remind myself exactly how dumb this era was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49864751)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Wonderful Dingle Berry

Lmfao do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49864779)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Lake Gay Wizard

What you're really just seeing is institutional collapse. No self respecting lawyer ever reported to Pam Bondi and none will report to Blanche. Sessions was ex-AUSA who kept it professional, and Barr was an evil genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49865008)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: Wonderful Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49870391)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Wonderful Dingle Berry

“The National Trust for Historic Preservation” is a beautiful name, but even their name is FAKE because when they add the words “in the United States” to the National Trust for Historic Preservation, it makes it sound like a Governmental Agency, which it is not. In fact, the United States refused to continue funding it in 2005 because they strongly disagreed with their mission and objectives. They are very bad for our Country. They stop many projects that are worthy, and hurt many others. In this case, they are trying to stop one that is vital to our National Security, and the Safety of all Presidents of the United States, both current and future, their families, staff, and Cabinet members. They were asked by the United States Military not to bring this suit because of the Top Secret nature of the important facility being built. They were shown detailed plans and specifications of this knitted, unified, and cohesive structure by Top Officers and Leaders in both the Military and Secret Service. But this did not deter them because they suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, commonly referred to as TDS, as noted by Democrat Senator John Fetterman, of Pennsylvania, and are represented by the lawyer for Barack Hussein Obama, Gregory Craig. The lower section of the building does not work without the upper section and, likewise, the upper section of the building does not work without the lower. It is all one highly integrated unit! As an example, one venting system, one electrical system, one plumbing system, one security system, one air conditioning and heating system, one elevator connector and, very importantly, one structural steel and enforced concrete system — and more. Even the bullet proof windows and glass, and the heavy steel, drone proof roof, protect what is below. With such a facility, it would have been impossible for an attack like that which took place last Saturday evening in D.C. when an attempted assassin, armed with a shotgun, pistol, and knives, charged through a security checkpoint at the Washington Hilton in an attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, First Lady Melania Trump, and members of the President’s Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.Cabinet and senior staff, during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. The Secret Service fortunately neutralized the assassin before he could reach the ballroom. However, Saturday’s narrow miss—which marks the third assassination attempt on President Trump since 2024—confirms what should have already been obvious: Presidents need a secure space for large events, that currently does not exist in Washington, D.C., and this Court’s injunction stalling this Project cannot defensibly continue, for the sake of the safety of President Trump, future Presidents, and their families, Cabinets, and staff. Defendants thus request that this Court issue an indicative ruling under Rule 62.1 that it will dissolve its injunction. Three assassination attempts—including the attempt in Butler, Pennsylvania, where an assassin’s bullet hit the President’s ear—is enough. There is absolutely no argument that a woman walking her dog in the vicinity of the White House has STANDING to stop such a desperately needed structure for the people of the United States of America, as it will provide Presidents, current and future, a secure space to do their jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49870387)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: Appetizing slate pisswyrm indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49870939)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Umber stag film

Looks like some of the shit you wrote, bud, no offense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49871228)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: plum disrespectful preventive strike patrolman

^^the author

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49871418)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Umber stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49871456)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Lake Gay Wizard

I might get a client out of this not flame. She's worried the Government has some devious plot afoot and I'm like "bitch this is what the lawyers at DOJ are putting out, I think I got this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49871428)



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Date: May 7th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Greedy shrine party of the first part

It’s a motion that has no chance of succeeding. Might as well make it a Trump tweet. You can show the president the brief and he’ll finally feel like his lawyers are listening to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861493&forum_id=2,#49871448)