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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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histrionic location travel guidebook
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Vengeful Lemon Stag Film Personal Credit Line
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
histrionic location travel guidebook
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Vengeful Lemon Stag Film Personal Credit Line
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Narrow-minded box office
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Passionate stead
  04/29/26
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histrionic location travel guidebook
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Narrow-minded box office
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Wonderful sandwich theater
  04/29/26
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mint diverse dilemma hissy fit
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Narrow-minded box office
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Boyish filthpig mediation
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plum gaped skinny woman circlehead
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
plum gaped skinny woman circlehead
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Narrow-minded box office
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
mint diverse dilemma hissy fit
  05/02/26
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Narrow-minded box office
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
histrionic location travel guidebook
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Wonderful sandwich theater
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
histrionic location travel guidebook
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Narrow-minded box office
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federal impressive kitchen
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Sooty mind-boggling nibblets son of senegal
  04/29/26
180!
mint diverse dilemma hissy fit
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Passionate stead
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
histrionic location travel guidebook
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Comical messiness business firm
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
histrionic location travel guidebook
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
irradiated aggressive pistol lettuce
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
histrionic location travel guidebook
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
irradiated aggressive pistol lettuce
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
histrionic location travel guidebook
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
vermilion stage knife
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
histrionic location travel guidebook
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
irradiated aggressive pistol lettuce
  05/01/26
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Narrow-minded box office
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
vermilion stage knife
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
irradiated aggressive pistol lettuce
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Narrow-minded box office
  05/01/26
180
federal impressive kitchen
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180. I love forklift cases
Passionate stead
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Fuchsia Goal In Life
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
violet big mad-dog skullcap
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violet big mad-dog skullcap
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
black macaca home
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My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
histrionic location travel guidebook
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
irradiated aggressive pistol lettuce
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
histrionic location travel guidebook
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Narrow-minded box office
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irradiated aggressive pistol lettuce
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Narrow-minded box office
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Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Translucent marvelous field
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Narrow-minded box office
  05/01/26
congrats!
plum gaped skinny woman circlehead
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
federal impressive kitchen
  05/01/26
180
Narrow-minded box office
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
histrionic location travel guidebook
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Narrow-minded box office
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Translucent marvelous field
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
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mint diverse dilemma hissy fit
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: histrionic location travel guidebook



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Vengeful Lemon Stag Film Personal Credit Line

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: histrionic location travel guidebook

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Vengeful Lemon Stag Film Personal Credit Line

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Narrow-minded box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Passionate stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: histrionic location travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Narrow-minded box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Wonderful sandwich theater

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: mint diverse dilemma hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Narrow-minded box office



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Boyish filthpig mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: plum gaped skinny woman circlehead



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: plum gaped skinny woman circlehead

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Narrow-minded box office

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: mint diverse dilemma hissy fit

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Narrow-minded box office



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: histrionic location travel guidebook

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Wonderful sandwich theater

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: histrionic location travel guidebook

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Narrow-minded box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: federal impressive kitchen



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Sooty mind-boggling nibblets son of senegal



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: mint diverse dilemma hissy fit

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Passionate stead

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: histrionic location travel guidebook

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Comical messiness business firm

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: histrionic location travel guidebook

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: irradiated aggressive pistol lettuce

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: histrionic location travel guidebook

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: irradiated aggressive pistol lettuce

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: histrionic location travel guidebook

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: vermilion stage knife

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: histrionic location travel guidebook

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: irradiated aggressive pistol lettuce

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Narrow-minded box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: vermilion stage knife

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: irradiated aggressive pistol lettuce

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Narrow-minded box office

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: federal impressive kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Passionate stead

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Fuchsia Goal In Life



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: violet big mad-dog skullcap

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: violet big mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: black macaca home

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: histrionic location travel guidebook

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: irradiated aggressive pistol lettuce

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: histrionic location travel guidebook

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Narrow-minded box office



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: irradiated aggressive pistol lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Narrow-minded box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Translucent marvelous field

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Narrow-minded box office

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: plum gaped skinny woman circlehead

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: federal impressive kitchen

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Narrow-minded box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: histrionic location travel guidebook

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Narrow-minded box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Translucent marvelous field

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Narrow-minded box office

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: mint diverse dilemma hissy fit



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