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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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iridescent generalized bond dragon
  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
autistic coiffed regret
  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
Useless razzle business firm round eye
  12/11/14
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fear-inspiring talking clown pit
  12/11/14
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lemon parlour
  06/04/17
Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he ...
ruddy box office pisswyrm
  08/17/20
...
kink-friendly diverse hospital patrolman
  12/12/14
jesus
Mind-boggling stain
  12/11/14
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing f...
Mind-boggling stain
  12/11/14
...
flesh cowardly karate cruise ship
  12/13/14
fuuuuuuuuuuck
Adventurous avocado indirect expression
  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
Painfully honest dopamine
  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
iridescent generalized bond dragon
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
Painfully honest dopamine
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
Racy casino doctorate
  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
Mind-boggling stain
  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
dark plaza
  12/11/14
:(
Mind-boggling stain
  12/11/14
180
maize cruel-hearted menage
  12/11/14
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Bonkers hunting ground theater
  06/04/17
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Flatulent mad cow disease
  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
Mewling abode windowlicker
  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
Hyperactive honey-headed home
  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
demanding trump supporter idea he suggested
  12/11/14
he's got gay face
lemon parlour
  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
walnut masturbator son of senegal
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
lemon parlour
  12/11/14
lol
walnut masturbator son of senegal
  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
Electric bronze nowag
  12/11/14
...
Self-absorbed stage toaster
  06/04/17
...
Bossy Razzmatazz Lay Digit Ratio
  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
lake elastic band
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
Twinkling buck-toothed forum brethren
  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
Fluffy double fault
  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
Bearded titillating hall
  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
Fluffy double fault
  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
Swollen Stirring Location Immigrant
  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
iridescent generalized bond dragon
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
Big Weed Whacker State
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
lavender misanthropic police squad wrinkle
  12/11/14
...
Bearded titillating hall
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
harsh elite striped hyena
  12/11/14
?
Hateful wonderful background story
  12/11/14
...
sickened exciting twinkling uncleanness
  12/11/14
the departing
Useless razzle business firm round eye
  12/11/14
...
Narrow-minded Exhilarant Chapel Circlehead
  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
pink spot
  12/11/14
...
amethyst comical faggot firefighter dilemma
  09/15/17
180
Fragrant garrison mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
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Concupiscible Theater Stage
  12/11/14
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fear-inspiring talking clown pit
  12/11/14
...
Slap-happy pozpig preventive strike
  06/04/17
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flesh cowardly karate cruise ship
  10/16/24
It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
Racy casino doctorate
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
Racy casino doctorate
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
Useless razzle business firm round eye
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
iridescent generalized bond dragon
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
wine filthpig athletic conference
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
Costumed supple brunch
  12/11/14
Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't m...
Galvanic Bull Headed Locus
  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
Insecure heady center
  12/11/14
He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
startled multi-colored kitty cat church
  12/11/14
"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
Fluffy double fault
  12/11/14
i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balanc...
Salmon Chad National Security Agency
  12/13/14
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
flesh cowardly karate cruise ship
  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
Marvelous impertinent tanning salon headpube
  01/23/15
fiancee is a 10/10 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net...
Hairraiser translucent quadroon
  12/11/14
he's gay hth
lemon parlour
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
Hairraiser translucent quadroon
  12/11/14
Pls post
Racy casino doctorate
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
Hairraiser translucent quadroon
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
Sadistic jet stage electric furnace
  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
Hairraiser translucent quadroon
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
Sadistic jet stage electric furnace
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
Hairraiser translucent quadroon
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
Sadistic jet stage electric furnace
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
Hairraiser translucent quadroon
  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
Floppy ceo
  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
snowy beady-eyed milk
  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
Hairraiser translucent quadroon
  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
Racy casino doctorate
  12/11/14
fuck
startled multi-colored kitty cat church
  12/11/14
Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday: ...
harsh elite striped hyena
  12/11/14
oh my god
Mind-boggling stain
  12/11/14
The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
harsh elite striped hyena
  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
Mind-boggling stain
  12/11/14
Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
harsh elite striped hyena
  12/11/14
not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuc...
Provocative Lodge Pocket Flask
  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
Sadistic jet stage electric furnace
  12/11/14
...
harsh elite striped hyena
  12/11/14
yeah I got a boner there too
Hateful wonderful background story
  12/11/14
...
Stimulating Useless Brakes Address
  02/11/16
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seedy reading party goal in life
  12/11/14
...
Mewling abode windowlicker
  12/12/14
To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for th...
Racy casino doctorate
  12/11/14
I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a fu...
harsh elite striped hyena
  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
tripping dead scourge upon the earth ticket booth
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
harsh elite striped hyena
  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
stubborn well-lubricated psychic
  12/11/14
So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved...
tripping dead scourge upon the earth ticket booth
  12/11/14
...
harsh elite striped hyena
  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
tripping dead scourge upon the earth ticket booth
  12/11/14
lol
Mind-boggling stain
  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
tripping dead scourge upon the earth ticket booth
  12/11/14
:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy
Mind-boggling stain
  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
Racy casino doctorate
  12/11/14
...
walnut masturbator son of senegal
  12/11/14
LOL faggot
Self-absorbed stage toaster
  12/11/14
lol
Concupiscible Theater Stage
  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
blathering deranged theatre cuck
  12/13/14
...
Poppy public bath ratface
  06/04/17
That's true, but it's not the same
Racy casino doctorate
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs
Hateful wonderful background story
  12/11/14
jesus. Also: *toward
Galvanic Bull Headed Locus
  12/11/14
Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.
harsh elite striped hyena
  12/11/14
...
Hairraiser translucent quadroon
  12/11/14
kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.
Irradiated ultramarine cumskin stag film
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE
Confused field
  12/13/14
fuck
walnut masturbator son of senegal
  12/11/14
...
harsh elite striped hyena
  12/11/14
oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrib...
Citrine School Cafeteria
  12/11/14
...
harsh elite striped hyena
  12/11/14
This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?
Fluffy double fault
  12/11/14
oh dear
dark plaza
  12/11/14
...
harsh elite striped hyena
  12/11/14
i feel really bad for her and his family. i will never un...
Cerebral heaven newt
  12/11/14
...
harsh elite striped hyena
  12/11/14
i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep ...
claret up-to-no-good affirmative action office
  12/11/14
she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found ...
ivory mediation
  12/11/14
95%
Aromatic pungent resort
  12/12/14
:(
Charismatic love of her life orchestra pit
  12/12/14
holy shit
Excitant maroon macaca shrine
  12/12/14
...
iridescent generalized bond dragon
  02/11/16
JFC
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  01/17/26
On a scale of 1-20?
walnut masturbator son of senegal
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
Galvanic Bull Headed Locus
  12/11/14
...
lemon parlour
  12/11/14
...
harsh elite striped hyena
  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
Galvanic Bull Headed Locus
  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
Hairraiser translucent quadroon
  12/11/14
7
tripping dead scourge upon the earth ticket booth
  12/11/14
:(
Stimulating Useless Brakes Address
  01/22/15
invalid link
Spectacular jade goyim selfie
  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
Twisted Property
  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
Racy casino doctorate
  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
vivacious site
  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
Electric bronze nowag
  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
vivacious site
  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
Mind-boggling stain
  12/11/14
yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.
wine filthpig athletic conference
  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
pink spot
  12/11/14
"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
olive party of the first part senate
  12/11/14
...
Bateful Pearly Rehab Antidepressant Drug
  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
olive party of the first part senate
  12/11/14
"His means were modest" LOL at that bullshit six...
tripping dead scourge upon the earth ticket booth
  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
Mind-boggling stain
  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
wine filthpig athletic conference
  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
lime alpha
  12/11/14
HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
wine filthpig athletic conference
  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
Cocky Vigorous Sound Barrier
  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
wine filthpig athletic conference
  12/11/14
stfu PN
Hateful wonderful background story
  12/11/14
120 :(
Charismatic love of her life orchestra pit
  12/11/14
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office tod...
Disgusting whorehouse prole
  12/11/14
BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any ...
Fluffy double fault
  12/11/14
...
Excitant maroon macaca shrine
  12/12/14
...
flesh cowardly karate cruise ship
  12/13/14
especially true in SF
Confused field
  12/13/14
"Look at what they make us give," one associate sa...
snowy beady-eyed milk
  12/11/14
...
bespoke mentally impaired parlor old irish cottage
  12/11/14
What's the source of this?
sickened exciting twinkling uncleanness
  12/11/14
Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with...
Apoplectic Corner Cuckold
  12/12/14
...
Confused field
  12/13/14
...
Excitant maroon macaca shrine
  01/22/15
unjustifiably underrated poast
Confused field
  01/22/15
"You eat what you kill." I would say they're 10...
iridescent generalized bond dragon
  12/11/14
This sounds right. Jfc
Disgusting whorehouse prole
  12/11/14
christ on a stick
Cordovan area
  12/11/14
The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way...
Racy casino doctorate
  12/11/14
A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed ...
harsh elite striped hyena
  12/11/14
Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyon...
Metal volcanic crater dingle berry
  12/11/14
lmao
Curious sapphire set coffee pot
  12/11/14
"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Je...
Cracking nubile boiling water stead
  12/12/14
...
magical potus
  12/12/14
...
Confused field
  01/22/15
For the firm, in death as in life.
Costumed supple brunch
  06/04/17
*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
talented crackhouse
  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
Aqua swashbuckling bawdyhouse laser beams
  12/11/14
As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing...
Citrine School Cafeteria
  12/11/14
TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It...
Orange histrionic library
  12/11/14
He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming Januar...
medicated hell
  12/11/14
or even NYSAN MAN test.
Bateful Pearly Rehab Antidepressant Drug
  12/11/14
Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just...
Racy casino doctorate
  12/11/14
what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as...
Drab Unholy Haunted Graveyard Liquid Oxygen
  12/12/14
Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Coul...
Racy casino doctorate
  12/12/14
yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, strivin...
Thirsty sooty temple
  12/11/14
this stuff happens in house too my friend http://abovethe...
Poppy public bath ratface
  12/11/14
...
flesh cowardly karate cruise ship
  12/13/14
earl-bot says: what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for...
aphrodisiac juggernaut
  12/11/14
To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could hav...
Racy casino doctorate
  12/11/14
Hits close to home.
Boyish scarlet legal warrant market
  12/11/14
You killed yourself too?
Racy casino doctorate
  12/11/14
agreed
Poppy public bath ratface
  12/11/14
Partner didn't give attention To the fact that client didn'...
Dashing partner
  12/11/14
Clearly I remember Nit-picking on the boy Seamless each ni...
180 gaming laptop
  12/12/14
How could I forget When I caught him sleeping under his des...
180 gaming laptop
  12/12/14
damn, you guys.
seedy reading party goal in life
  12/12/14
...
180 gaming laptop
  12/12/14
most underrated subthread itt
Confused field
  12/13/14
ty
180 gaming laptop
  12/13/14
...
Dashing partner
  12/13/14
this is great
High-end People Who Are Hurt Death Wish
  12/13/14
...
Dashing partner
  12/13/14
...
vengeful milky sandwich puppy
  12/12/14
...
Confused field
  12/13/14
...
180 gaming laptop
  03/05/17
so where can I send my app
odious den
  12/11/14
His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone th...
Adventurous avocado indirect expression
  12/11/14
...
snowy beady-eyed milk
  12/11/14
...
Dashing partner
  12/11/14
harsh
Hairraiser translucent quadroon
  12/11/14
...
Cracking nubile boiling water stead
  12/11/14
Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit
Racy casino doctorate
  12/11/14
lolol
Aromatic pungent resort
  12/12/14
...
fear-inspiring talking clown pit
  12/11/14
jfc
Mahogany sinister nibblets azn
  12/12/14
...
canary glittery ape travel guidebook
  12/12/14
...
vengeful milky sandwich puppy
  12/12/14
He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar...
Trip Roommate
  12/12/14
...
bespoke mentally impaired parlor old irish cottage
  12/12/14
still
slate depressive jewess
  12/12/14
...
Excitant maroon macaca shrine
  12/12/14
someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw includi...
Confused field
  12/13/14
Business idea:
Dashing partner
  12/13/14
fuck
passionate primrose church building
  12/13/14
oh god oh -
Salmon Chad National Security Agency
  12/13/14
...
Soul-stirring philosopher-king station
  12/22/14
...
Narrow-minded Exhilarant Chapel Circlehead
  01/23/15
...
Slap-happy pozpig preventive strike
  06/04/17
Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland asso...
Drab Unholy Haunted Graveyard Liquid Oxygen
  12/12/14
Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote r...
Trip Roommate
  12/12/14
jfc 180
infuriating indian lodge
  12/12/14
...
Dashing partner
  12/12/14
...
lavender misanthropic police squad wrinkle
  12/12/14
padded as usual
180 gaming laptop
  12/12/14
...
Excitant maroon macaca shrine
  01/22/15
...
Narrow-minded Exhilarant Chapel Circlehead
  01/23/15
Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
Useless razzle business firm round eye
  12/12/14
"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*
Hateful wonderful background story
  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
motley place of business range
  12/13/14
JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&...
ebony sanctuary
  12/22/14
Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, te...
Trip Roommate
  12/22/14
Sick
sickened exciting twinkling uncleanness
  12/22/14
Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.
Useless razzle business firm round eye
  12/22/14
This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a t...
ebony sanctuary
  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
Adventurous avocado indirect expression
  12/28/14
stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
cerise kitchen
  12/22/14
email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please ...
Confused field
  01/22/15
...
sienna voyeur university
  01/23/15
Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly call...
silver base rigpig
  01/23/15
uvt actually
High-end People Who Are Hurt Death Wish
  01/23/15
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba His ...
iridescent generalized bond dragon
  01/23/15
...
silver base rigpig
  01/23/15
brutal
Useless razzle business firm round eye
  01/23/15
2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
iridescent generalized bond dragon
  02/11/16
http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler
canary glittery ape travel guidebook
  02/11/16
Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.
Stimulating Useless Brakes Address
  02/11/16
holy shit still there.
shivering lascivious pervert
  03/05/17
Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating...
iridescent generalized bond dragon
  09/15/17
...
Razzle-dazzle flushed feces
  04/25/15
:(
Excitant maroon macaca shrine
  02/11/16
this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill...
Excitant maroon macaca shrine
  02/11/16
:(
Stimulating Useless Brakes Address
  02/11/16
...
onyx laughsome fat ankles
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the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on...
abusive bbw
  06/04/17
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Bonkers hunting ground theater
  08/02/17
...
impressive faggotry really tough guy
  09/15/17
im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scar...
amethyst comical faggot firefighter dilemma
  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
iridescent generalized bond dragon
  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
amethyst comical faggot firefighter dilemma
  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
impressive faggotry really tough guy
  09/15/17
Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of thi...
Appetizing maniacal marketing idea personal credit line
  08/17/20
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Hilarious Out-of-control Locale
  08/17/20
great bump
Vibrant Fishy Space Community Account
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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: iridescent generalized bond dragon

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908659)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: autistic coiffed regret

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Useless razzle business firm round eye

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: fear-inspiring talking clown pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: lemon parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: ruddy box office pisswyrm

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: kink-friendly diverse hospital patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Mind-boggling stain

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Mind-boggling stain

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: flesh cowardly karate cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Adventurous avocado indirect expression

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Painfully honest dopamine

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: iridescent generalized bond dragon

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Painfully honest dopamine

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: Racy casino doctorate

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: dark plaza

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: maize cruel-hearted menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: Bonkers hunting ground theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Flatulent mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: Mewling abode windowlicker

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive honey-headed home

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: demanding trump supporter idea he suggested

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: lemon parlour

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: walnut masturbator son of senegal

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: lemon parlour

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: walnut masturbator son of senegal

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Electric bronze nowag

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Self-absorbed stage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Bossy Razzmatazz Lay Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: lake elastic band

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Twinkling buck-toothed forum brethren

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Fluffy double fault

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Bearded titillating hall

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Fluffy double fault

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Swollen Stirring Location Immigrant

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: iridescent generalized bond dragon

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Big Weed Whacker State

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: lavender misanthropic police squad wrinkle

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Bearded titillating hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: harsh elite striped hyena

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Hateful wonderful background story

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: sickened exciting twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Useless razzle business firm round eye

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Exhilarant Chapel Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: pink spot

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: amethyst comical faggot firefighter dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Fragrant garrison mad-dog skullcap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Concupiscible Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: fear-inspiring talking clown pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Slap-happy pozpig preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33472420)



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: flesh cowardly karate cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#48204667)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Racy casino doctorate

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: Racy casino doctorate

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Useless razzle business firm round eye

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: iridescent generalized bond dragon

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: wine filthpig athletic conference

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Costumed supple brunch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Galvanic Bull Headed Locus

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Insecure heady center

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: startled multi-colored kitty cat church

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Fluffy double fault

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Salmon Chad National Security Agency

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: flesh cowardly karate cruise ship

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Marvelous impertinent tanning salon headpube

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser translucent quadroon

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: lemon parlour

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser translucent quadroon

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Racy casino doctorate

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser translucent quadroon

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Sadistic jet stage electric furnace

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser translucent quadroon

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Sadistic jet stage electric furnace

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser translucent quadroon

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Sadistic jet stage electric furnace

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser translucent quadroon

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Floppy ceo

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: snowy beady-eyed milk

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser translucent quadroon

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Racy casino doctorate

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: startled multi-colored kitty cat church

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: harsh elite striped hyena

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: harsh elite striped hyena

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: harsh elite striped hyena

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Provocative Lodge Pocket Flask

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Sadistic jet stage electric furnace

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: harsh elite striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Hateful wonderful background story

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: Stimulating Useless Brakes Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: seedy reading party goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: Mewling abode windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Racy casino doctorate

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: harsh elite striped hyena

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: tripping dead scourge upon the earth ticket booth

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: harsh elite striped hyena

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: stubborn well-lubricated psychic

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: tripping dead scourge upon the earth ticket booth

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: harsh elite striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: tripping dead scourge upon the earth ticket booth

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: tripping dead scourge upon the earth ticket booth

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Racy casino doctorate

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: walnut masturbator son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Self-absorbed stage toaster

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible Theater Stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: blathering deranged theatre cuck

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Poppy public bath ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Racy casino doctorate

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Hateful wonderful background story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Galvanic Bull Headed Locus

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: harsh elite striped hyena

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser translucent quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Irradiated ultramarine cumskin stag film

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Confused field

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: walnut masturbator son of senegal

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: harsh elite striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Citrine School Cafeteria

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: harsh elite striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Fluffy double fault

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: dark plaza

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: harsh elite striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Cerebral heaven newt

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: harsh elite striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: claret up-to-no-good affirmative action office

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: ivory mediation

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Aromatic pungent resort

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: Charismatic love of her life orchestra pit

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Excitant maroon macaca shrine

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: iridescent generalized bond dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#29804038)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: \'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#49596842)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: walnut masturbator son of senegal

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Galvanic Bull Headed Locus

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: lemon parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: harsh elite striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Galvanic Bull Headed Locus

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser translucent quadroon

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: tripping dead scourge upon the earth ticket booth

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Stimulating Useless Brakes Address

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Spectacular jade goyim selfie

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Twisted Property

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Racy casino doctorate

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: vivacious site

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Electric bronze nowag

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: vivacious site

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: wine filthpig athletic conference

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: pink spot

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: olive party of the first part senate

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Bateful Pearly Rehab Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: olive party of the first part senate

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: tripping dead scourge upon the earth ticket booth

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stain

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: wine filthpig athletic conference

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: lime alpha

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: wine filthpig athletic conference

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: Cocky Vigorous Sound Barrier

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: wine filthpig athletic conference

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Hateful wonderful background story

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Charismatic love of her life orchestra pit

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Disgusting whorehouse prole

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Fluffy double fault

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Excitant maroon macaca shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: flesh cowardly karate cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Confused field

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: snowy beady-eyed milk

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: bespoke mentally impaired parlor old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: sickened exciting twinkling uncleanness

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: Apoplectic Corner Cuckold

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Confused field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Excitant maroon macaca shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Confused field

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: iridescent generalized bond dragon

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Disgusting whorehouse prole

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: Cordovan area

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: Racy casino doctorate

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: harsh elite striped hyena

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Metal volcanic crater dingle berry

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Curious sapphire set coffee pot

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: Cracking nubile boiling water stead

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: magical potus



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Confused field



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: Costumed supple brunch

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: talented crackhouse

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: Aqua swashbuckling bawdyhouse laser beams

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Citrine School Cafeteria

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: Orange histrionic library

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: medicated hell

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Bateful Pearly Rehab Antidepressant Drug

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: Racy casino doctorate

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Drab Unholy Haunted Graveyard Liquid Oxygen

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: Racy casino doctorate

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Thirsty sooty temple

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: Poppy public bath ratface

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: flesh cowardly karate cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac juggernaut

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Racy casino doctorate

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Boyish scarlet legal warrant market

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Racy casino doctorate

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Poppy public bath ratface

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Dashing partner

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: 180 gaming laptop

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: 180 gaming laptop

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: seedy reading party goal in life

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: 180 gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: Confused field

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: 180 gaming laptop

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Dashing partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: High-end People Who Are Hurt Death Wish

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Dashing partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: vengeful milky sandwich puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: Confused field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: 180 gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: odious den

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Adventurous avocado indirect expression

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: snowy beady-eyed milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Dashing partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser translucent quadroon

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Cracking nubile boiling water stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Racy casino doctorate

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Aromatic pungent resort

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: fear-inspiring talking clown pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: Mahogany sinister nibblets azn

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: canary glittery ape travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: vengeful milky sandwich puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Trip Roommate

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: bespoke mentally impaired parlor old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: slate depressive jewess

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Excitant maroon macaca shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Confused field

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Dashing partner

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: passionate primrose church building

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Salmon Chad National Security Agency

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Soul-stirring philosopher-king station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Exhilarant Chapel Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Slap-happy pozpig preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Drab Unholy Haunted Graveyard Liquid Oxygen

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Trip Roommate

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: infuriating indian lodge

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Dashing partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: lavender misanthropic police squad wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: 180 gaming laptop

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Excitant maroon macaca shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Exhilarant Chapel Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Useless razzle business firm round eye

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Hateful wonderful background story

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: motley place of business range

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: ebony sanctuary

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Trip Roommate

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: sickened exciting twinkling uncleanness

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: Useless razzle business firm round eye

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: ebony sanctuary

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Adventurous avocado indirect expression

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: cerise kitchen

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Confused field

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: sienna voyeur university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: silver base rigpig

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: High-end People Who Are Hurt Death Wish

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: iridescent generalized bond dragon

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: silver base rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Useless razzle business firm round eye

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: iridescent generalized bond dragon

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: canary glittery ape travel guidebook

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Stimulating Useless Brakes Address

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: shivering lascivious pervert

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: iridescent generalized bond dragon

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle flushed feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Excitant maroon macaca shrine

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Excitant maroon macaca shrine

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Stimulating Useless Brakes Address

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: onyx laughsome fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: abusive bbw

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: Bonkers hunting ground theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#33903100)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: impressive faggotry really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#34217483)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: amethyst comical faggot firefighter dilemma

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: iridescent generalized bond dragon

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: amethyst comical faggot firefighter dilemma

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: impressive faggotry really tough guy

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: Appetizing maniacal marketing idea personal credit line

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Hilarious Out-of-control Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#40768599)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: Vibrant Fishy Space Community Account

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2,#40768609)