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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| sinister stage dragon | 09/10/24 |
| Razzle-dazzle round eye | 09/10/24 |
| sinister stage dragon | 09/10/24 |
| Razzle-dazzle round eye | 09/10/24 |
| Burgundy histrionic school cafeteria | 09/10/24 |
| Burgundy histrionic school cafeteria | 09/10/24 |
| cobalt alpha piazza | 09/10/24 |
| Burgundy histrionic school cafeteria | 09/10/24 |
| sinister stage dragon | 09/10/24 |
| Burgundy histrionic school cafeteria | 09/10/24 |
| sinister stage dragon | 09/10/24 |
| Razzle-dazzle round eye | 09/10/24 |
| nudist poppy police squad | 09/10/24 |
| Lake excitant double fault | 09/10/24 |
| Razzle-dazzle round eye | 09/10/24 |
| Learning Disabled Clear Boiling Water Fat Ankles | 09/10/24 |
| Anal Garrison | 09/10/24 |
| sinister stage dragon | 09/10/24 |
| thirsty knife hall | 10/22/24 |
| Burgundy histrionic school cafeteria | 09/10/24 |
| swollen immigrant ratface | 11/26/24 |
| '"'''"'''"""" | 03/12/26 |
| Fantasy-prone temple | 10/07/24 |
| Fantasy-prone temple | 10/22/24 |
| slate house-broken boltzmann | 10/23/24 |
| sinister stage dragon | 10/23/24 |
| glassy yapping heaven mood | 11/26/24 |
| internet-worthy walnut blood rage | 10/23/24 |
| For guys that have been in prison like me, | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: sinister stage dragon You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle round eye 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: sinister stage dragon No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle round eye in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Burgundy histrionic school cafeteria LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Burgundy histrionic school cafeteria LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: cobalt alpha piazza Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Burgundy histrionic school cafeteria BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: sinister stage dragon You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: Burgundy histrionic school cafeteria I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: sinister stage dragon Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: nudist poppy police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: Lake excitant double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle round eye I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: Learning Disabled Clear Boiling Water Fat Ankles Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: Anal Garrison Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: sinister stage dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: thirsty knife hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: Burgundy histrionic school cafeteria lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: swollen immigrant ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: Fantasy-prone temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: Fantasy-prone temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: slate house-broken boltzmann Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: sinister stage dragon OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: glassy yapping heaven mood The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: internet-worthy walnut blood rage 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: For guys that have been in prison like me, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2,#49736580) |