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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Snowy drunken theater stage masturbator You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851237) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: olive gas station the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: histrionic jade background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: Drab elite den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: Drab elite den you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858148) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: histrionic jade background story https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: Snowy drunken theater stage masturbator Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: olive gas station Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Exciting mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852293) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: Snowy drunken theater stage masturbator Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken faggot firefighter What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: Snowy drunken theater stage masturbator He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: Misanthropic lodge What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: Snowy drunken theater stage masturbator To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Misanthropic lodge How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Snowy drunken theater stage masturbator To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: Snowy drunken theater stage masturbator Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: Misanthropic lodge I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857244) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: amethyst dashing university laser beams How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: Misanthropic lodge I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: Chocolate Doobsian Love Of Her Life Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856799) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: Offensive boiling water just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Snowy drunken theater stage masturbator My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857452) |
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