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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Crimson area useless brakes
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Dull water buffalo background story
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Crimson area useless brakes
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Dull water buffalo background story
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Hateful marvelous messiness
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Bearded Set Legal Warrant
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Crimson area useless brakes
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Hateful marvelous messiness
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Exciting state deer antler
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Twisted persian stage
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Hateful marvelous messiness
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mauve incel plaza
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apoplectic legend site
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
apoplectic legend site
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Hateful marvelous messiness
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https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Twisted persian stage
  05/02/26
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Hateful marvelous messiness
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Crimson area useless brakes
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Exciting state deer antler
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Crimson area useless brakes
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Hateful marvelous messiness
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hairless school knife
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Cordovan new version
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180!
Twisted persian stage
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hell yeah
Bearded Set Legal Warrant
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Crimson area useless brakes
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Bright bateful theater stage mood
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Crimson area useless brakes
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Mind-boggling Effete Patrolman Circlehead
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Crimson area useless brakes
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Mind-boggling Effete Patrolman Circlehead
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Crimson area useless brakes
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
embarrassed to the bone appetizing stead
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Crimson area useless brakes
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Mind-boggling Effete Patrolman Circlehead
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Hateful marvelous messiness
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
embarrassed to the bone appetizing stead
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Mind-boggling Effete Patrolman Circlehead
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Hateful marvelous messiness
  05/01/26
180
hairless school knife
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180. I love forklift cases
Bearded Set Legal Warrant
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drab arrogant azn temple
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
supple indian lodge lettuce
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supple indian lodge lettuce
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just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
adventurous painfully honest haunted graveyard
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My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Crimson area useless brakes
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Mind-boggling Effete Patrolman Circlehead
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Crimson area useless brakes
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Hateful marvelous messiness
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Mind-boggling Effete Patrolman Circlehead
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Hateful marvelous messiness
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Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
electric glassy dysfunction
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Hateful marvelous messiness
  05/01/26
congrats!
apoplectic legend site
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
hairless school knife
  05/01/26
180
Hateful marvelous messiness
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Crimson area useless brakes
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Hateful marvelous messiness
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
electric glassy dysfunction
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Hateful marvelous messiness
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Twisted persian stage
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Crimson area useless brakes



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Dull water buffalo background story

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Crimson area useless brakes

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Dull water buffalo background story

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Hateful marvelous messiness



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Bearded Set Legal Warrant



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Crimson area useless brakes



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Hateful marvelous messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Exciting state deer antler

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Twisted persian stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Hateful marvelous messiness



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: mauve incel plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: apoplectic legend site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: apoplectic legend site

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Hateful marvelous messiness

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Twisted persian stage

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Hateful marvelous messiness



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Crimson area useless brakes

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Exciting state deer antler

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Crimson area useless brakes

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Hateful marvelous messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: hairless school knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Cordovan new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Twisted persian stage

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Bearded Set Legal Warrant

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Crimson area useless brakes

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Bright bateful theater stage mood

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Crimson area useless brakes

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Effete Patrolman Circlehead

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Crimson area useless brakes

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Effete Patrolman Circlehead

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Crimson area useless brakes

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone appetizing stead

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Crimson area useless brakes

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Effete Patrolman Circlehead

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Hateful marvelous messiness



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone appetizing stead

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Effete Patrolman Circlehead

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Hateful marvelous messiness

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: hairless school knife

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Bearded Set Legal Warrant

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: drab arrogant azn temple



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: supple indian lodge lettuce

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: supple indian lodge lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: adventurous painfully honest haunted graveyard

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Crimson area useless brakes

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Effete Patrolman Circlehead

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Crimson area useless brakes

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Hateful marvelous messiness



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Effete Patrolman Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Hateful marvelous messiness



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: electric glassy dysfunction

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Hateful marvelous messiness

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: apoplectic legend site

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: hairless school knife

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Hateful marvelous messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Crimson area useless brakes

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hateful marvelous messiness



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: electric glassy dysfunction

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Hateful marvelous messiness

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Twisted persian stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49860163)