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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
impressive laughsome address
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
impressive laughsome address
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Abusive titillating selfie senate
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flickering international law enforcement agency
  04/29/26
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Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter
  04/29/26
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Abusive titillating selfie senate
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
lascivious parlor pozpig
  04/29/26
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Frum station place of business
  04/29/26
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Abusive titillating selfie senate
  05/01/26
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Umber Arousing Box Office Kitty
  04/30/26
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Exhilarant sapphire kitchen
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Exhilarant sapphire kitchen
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Abusive titillating selfie senate
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Frum station place of business
  05/02/26
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Abusive titillating selfie senate
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
lascivious parlor pozpig
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter
  04/29/26
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Abusive titillating selfie senate
  04/29/26
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Ruby marvelous prole
  04/29/26
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Irradiated piazza boltzmann
  04/29/26
180!
Frum station place of business
  04/29/26
hell yeah
flickering international law enforcement agency
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Supple Awkward House
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Copper electric electric furnace library
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Copper electric electric furnace library
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Thriller tripping jap goyim
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Copper electric electric furnace library
  05/01/26
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Abusive titillating selfie senate
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Thriller tripping jap goyim
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Copper electric electric furnace library
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Abusive titillating selfie senate
  05/01/26
180
Ruby marvelous prole
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
flickering international law enforcement agency
  05/01/26
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Orange love of her life
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
brilliant mischievous quadroon
  04/30/26
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brilliant mischievous quadroon
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Ungodly diverse trailer park internal respiration
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Copper electric electric furnace library
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter
  05/01/26
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Abusive titillating selfie senate
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Copper electric electric furnace library
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Abusive titillating selfie senate
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Appetizing double fault
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Abusive titillating selfie senate
  05/01/26
congrats!
Exhilarant sapphire kitchen
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Ruby marvelous prole
  05/01/26
180
Abusive titillating selfie senate
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter
  05/01/26
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Abusive titillating selfie senate
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Appetizing double fault
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Abusive titillating selfie senate
  05/01/26
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Frum station place of business
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: impressive laughsome address

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: impressive laughsome address

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Abusive titillating selfie senate



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: flickering international law enforcement agency



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Abusive titillating selfie senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: lascivious parlor pozpig

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Frum station place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Abusive titillating selfie senate



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Umber Arousing Box Office Kitty



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant sapphire kitchen



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant sapphire kitchen

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Abusive titillating selfie senate

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Frum station place of business

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Abusive titillating selfie senate



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: lascivious parlor pozpig

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Abusive titillating selfie senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Ruby marvelous prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Irradiated piazza boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Frum station place of business

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: flickering international law enforcement agency

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Supple Awkward House

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Copper electric electric furnace library

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Copper electric electric furnace library

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Thriller tripping jap goyim

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Copper electric electric furnace library

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Abusive titillating selfie senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Thriller tripping jap goyim

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Copper electric electric furnace library

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Abusive titillating selfie senate

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Ruby marvelous prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: flickering international law enforcement agency

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Orange love of her life



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: brilliant mischievous quadroon

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: brilliant mischievous quadroon



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Ungodly diverse trailer park internal respiration

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Copper electric electric furnace library

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Abusive titillating selfie senate



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Copper electric electric furnace library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Abusive titillating selfie senate



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Appetizing double fault

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Abusive titillating selfie senate

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant sapphire kitchen

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Ruby marvelous prole

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Abusive titillating selfie senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac out-of-control mad cow disease trump supporter

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Abusive titillating selfie senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Appetizing double fault

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Abusive titillating selfie senate

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2,#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Frum station place of business



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