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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Hyperactive National Fanboi
  07/17/22
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mind-boggling henna whorehouse
  07/17/22
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swollen stage
  07/17/22
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Curious White Mental Disorder Garrison
  07/18/22
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Hyperactive National Fanboi
  09/29/22
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Hyperactive National Fanboi
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Light internet-worthy lodge yarmulke
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Light internet-worthy lodge yarmulke
  01/07/23
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Curious White Mental Disorder Garrison
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Nubile territorial liquid oxygen
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Nubile territorial liquid oxygen
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Splenetic low-t school cafeteria
  03/18/23
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Hyperactive National Fanboi
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Nubile territorial liquid oxygen
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Poppy bateful hairy legs
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
chrome magical hell tank
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
pontificating karate
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
pontificating karate
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
pontificating karate
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Soul-stirring fat ankles sex offender
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
pontificating karate
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
pontificating karate
  08/23/24
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pontificating karate
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
pontificating karate
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
pontificating karate
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
pontificating karate
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
charcoal electric furnace casino
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
laughsome confused location skinny woman
  09/28/24
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Hyperactive National Fanboi
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
pontificating karate
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
pontificating karate
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Hyperactive National Fanboi

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling henna whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: swollen stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Curious White Mental Disorder Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Hyperactive National Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Hyperactive National Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Light internet-worthy lodge yarmulke

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Light internet-worthy lodge yarmulke

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Curious White Mental Disorder Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Nubile territorial liquid oxygen

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Nubile territorial liquid oxygen

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Splenetic low-t school cafeteria

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Hyperactive National Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Nubile territorial liquid oxygen

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Poppy bateful hairy legs

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: chrome magical hell tank

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: pontificating karate

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: pontificating karate

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: pontificating karate

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fat ankles sex offender

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: pontificating karate

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: pontificating karate

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: pontificating karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: pontificating karate

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: pontificating karate

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: pontificating karate

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: charcoal electric furnace casino

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: laughsome confused location skinny woman

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Hyperactive National Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: pontificating karate

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: pontificating karate

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#49932244)