my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenber...	mahogany soul-stirring principal's office	07/16/23
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You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it	useless market trump supporter	07/16/23
You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash the...	beady-eyed parlour cuckold	07/16/23
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just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closel...	mahogany soul-stirring principal's office	07/16/23
Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did...	Soggy gaped box office	07/16/23
assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. w...	mahogany soul-stirring principal's office	07/16/23
It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review...	Soggy gaped box office	07/16/23
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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:32 AM Author: mahogany soul-stirring principal's office my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenberger to give the keynote address. it really was a great speech. afterward, he was mingling with several firm bigwigs and i walked up to try to ingratiate myself. i felt a little self-conscious sidling up like that and tried to break the tension with a joke. as soon as i walked up i looked at sully and said “well, i guess everyone’s the hero of their own story, right?” i’m actually a big fan and thought my comment would be self-evidently tongue in cheek. anyway, nobody said anything for like the longest three seconds of my life and sully finally responded with a very sober (and just gracious enough to be deadly) “i suppose that’s often the case, son.” my group head immediately stepped in to remind sully of someone he wanted him to meet and the crowd dispersed. haven’t heard anything from any of them since. what’s my play here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#46552552)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:34 AM Author: insecure 180 sex offender french chef lol alpha af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#46552632)

Date: July 16th, 2023 12:34 AM Author: Bipolar wonderful weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#46552556)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:28 AM Author: Glassy Resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#46552626)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:33 AM Author: useless market trump supporter You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#46552631)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:36 AM Author: beady-eyed parlour cuckold You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash their planes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#46552634)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:43 AM Author: Emerald galvanic mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#46553264)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: Soggy gaped box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#46553283)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Aphrodisiac henna goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#48768815)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Unhinged old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#49856899)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: mahogany soul-stirring principal's office just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closely. he said the hardest part of his night was not busting out laughing when i said it but that he wouldn’t want to be me today. how bad is this likely to get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#46553249)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: Soggy gaped box office Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did a little bit of piloting and once landed an Airbus in the Hudson, you just weren't a publicity hound about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#46553255)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:45 AM Author: mahogany soul-stirring principal's office assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. would there be some way for the firm to verify this? faa records or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#46553272)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: Soggy gaped box office It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review every FAA record to confirm you didn't land an AirBus in the Hudson. If they get really aggressive, you can also mention that you were working for the CIA at the time and the details of the incident are classified. If they have a top secret clearance and a plausible need to know, then you can share the details but until then you've said as much as you can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#46553282)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:03 AM Author: mahogany soul-stirring principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#46561001)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:05 AM Author: Spectacular alcoholic stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#46561006)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Mind-boggling Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#47112135)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Unhinged old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#48768744)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Unhinged old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#49856901)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:00 PM Author: arousing light ceo sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#48768633)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Aphrodisiac henna goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#48768818)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:04 AM Author: bateful jap coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#46561004)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:03 AM Author: mahogany soul-stirring principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#47112131)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Bespoke tan corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#47112136)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:06 AM Author: Spectacular alcoholic stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#47112143)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:40 AM Author: Hairraiser Piazza first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#47112231)

Date: February 14th, 2024 12:17 AM Author: mahogany soul-stirring principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#47400840)

Date: October 17th, 2024 12:50 AM Author: mahogany soul-stirring principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#48206409)

Date: March 21st, 2025 11:46 AM Author: mahogany soul-stirring principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#48768598)

Date: March 21st, 2025 11:49 AM Author: Cracking sickened senate toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#48768600)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:49 PM Author: carmine cerebral step-uncle's house shitlib Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#48768838)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:23 PM Author: mahogany soul-stirring principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2,#49856893)