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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Ultramarine Pit
  07/17/22
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cowardly cumskin
  07/17/22
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charcoal pocket flask point
  07/17/22
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Spectacular Learning Disabled Church
  07/18/22
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Ultramarine Pit
  09/29/22
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Ultramarine Pit
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Wonderful pale principal's office sweet tailpipe
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Wonderful pale principal's office sweet tailpipe
  01/07/23
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Spectacular Learning Disabled Church
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Talented khaki crackhouse
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Talented khaki crackhouse
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Orchid Overrated Piazza
  03/18/23
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Ultramarine Pit
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Talented khaki crackhouse
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Orange Stag Film
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Lime Box Office Famous Landscape Painting
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Galvanic Corner
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Galvanic Corner
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Galvanic Corner
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Demanding effete center regret
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Galvanic Corner
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Galvanic Corner
  08/23/24
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Galvanic Corner
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Galvanic Corner
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Galvanic Corner
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Galvanic Corner
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Passionate roast beef
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
plum aromatic hall milk
  09/28/24
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Ultramarine Pit
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Galvanic Corner
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Galvanic Corner
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine Pit

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: cowardly cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: charcoal pocket flask point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Spectacular Learning Disabled Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Ultramarine Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Ultramarine Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Wonderful pale principal's office sweet tailpipe

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Wonderful pale principal's office sweet tailpipe

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Spectacular Learning Disabled Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Talented khaki crackhouse

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Talented khaki crackhouse

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Orchid Overrated Piazza

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Ultramarine Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Talented khaki crackhouse

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Orange Stag Film

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Lime Box Office Famous Landscape Painting

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Galvanic Corner

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Galvanic Corner

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Galvanic Corner

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Demanding effete center regret

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Galvanic Corner

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Galvanic Corner

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Galvanic Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Galvanic Corner

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Galvanic Corner

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Galvanic Corner

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Passionate roast beef

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: plum aromatic hall milk

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Ultramarine Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Galvanic Corner

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Galvanic Corner

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2,#49932244)