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Just realized George Michael - Father Figure is about “grooming”

Somehow this flew under the radar… I will be your ...
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  11/22/23
was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine"...
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  09/30/25
"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"
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  11/22/23
I will be your teacher, preacher Anything you had in mind
Talking Purple Hairy Legs
  11/22/23
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  12/04/23
Holy fuck
Cream vibrant senate preventive strike
  11/22/23
it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was str...
Iridescent chapel
  11/22/23
Bill Hicks knew https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmX...
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Women are 180
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  11/23/23
I will be the one who shitpoasts Till The End Of...
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  11/23/23
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  11/23/23
wrong. it's about pure love. "George Michael didn't ev...
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  11/23/23
"In the song, George is searching for something "s...
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Irradiated filthy pistol hall
  11/26/23
I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody wa...
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  11/26/23
the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands
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I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even im...
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Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was b...
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  04/28/24
180 song
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  12/04/23
He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the...
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  12/04/23
is he not good at melody or something? he's got some grea...
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  12/04/23
he was purely a producer driven act
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WTF dude was talented as fuck
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:26 PM
Author: turquoise sandwich community account

Somehow this flew under the radar…

I will be your father figure

Put your tiny hand in mine

I will be your preacher teacher

Anything you have in mind

I will be your father figure

I have had enough of crime

I will be the one who loves you 'til the end of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47087128)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:31 PM
Author: Bipolar turdskin lay

was ok till the lyric, "put your tiny hand in mine" when I blurted out, "WHat the what, your what in WHAAAA?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47087159)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Frisky Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#49315193)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: unholy high-end trailer park

"Be your daddy, woahooo, I will be yours"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47087169)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Talking Purple Hairy Legs

I will be your teacher, preacher

Anything you had in mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47087285)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:52 AM
Author: turquoise sandwich community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47130843)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Cream vibrant senate preventive strike

Holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47087290)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Iridescent chapel

it's insane that millions of women legit believed he was straight for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47087294)



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Date: November 22nd, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: turquoise sandwich community account

Bill Hicks knew

https://youtu.be/jZi4vz26psI?si=bzIdmbmXn31qBbm5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47087300)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK




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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:48 AM
Author: Razzle brethren



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Razzle brethren



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Heady Masturbator

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#48452737)



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Date: August 9th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: tripping sadistic principal's office ceo



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: turquoise sandwich community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47089430)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:24 AM
Author: Talking Purple Hairy Legs

I will be the one who shitpoasts

Till

The

End

Of

Time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47089535)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: turquoise sandwich community account



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:55 AM
Author: Irradiated filthy pistol hall

wrong. it's about pure love.

"George Michael didn't ever specifically reveal what 'Father Figure' was about, but a lot can be gleaned from its lyrics. A love song, it features the narrator desperately wanting to be in a close and sexual relationship with someone they admire, and to also look after and be their 'father figure' of some kind."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47089621)



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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: Irradiated filthy pistol hall

"In the song, George is searching for something "sacred" in a sexual partner, and hopes that it will protect both of them.

He also mentions something illegal, either literally or in the minds of others, singing “I have had enough of crime and "Sometimes love can be mistaken for a crime.” This potentially alludes to the general feeling towards gay people back in the 1980s, plus gay relationships were still illegal in many parts of the world (and still is).

The line “Put your tiny hand in mine" is particularly controversial. George was only 24 at the time, but he had a masculine image that made him seem far more mature than he was.

Whoever he was singing to, he wants to play the father or "teacher" role and act out the figure that Princess Diana and other women, men and young fans wanted him to be. He wanted to be their protector."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47089627)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: Irradiated filthy pistol hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47102548)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: maniacal slimy water buffalo gay wizard

I remember how big the song was as a kid. In 1988, nobody was even really considering the possibility he was gay. It really was a simpler, better time. I assumed "put your tiny hand in mine" was because it was a girl with naturally smaller hands than his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47102601)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:22 PM
Author: Irradiated filthy pistol hall

the 11 yo boy thought as he looked down at his small hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47102616)



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Date: November 26th, 2023 8:23 PM
Author: maniacal slimy water buffalo gay wizard

I'm 100% cynical now, but not when I was 8. I didn't even imagine it could be about a kid or a man. Simpler times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47102621)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: turquoise sandwich community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47112081)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Talking Purple Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#48452730)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: unholy high-end trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#49315203)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: bateful site

Adam Carolla has a great bit about how Freddie Mercury was basically screaming that he was gay in the 80s but everyone kept thinking "I bet he gets a ton of chicks"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmJHsmzTUug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47616759)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 8:55 AM
Author: slap-happy godawful church building

180 song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47130852)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: turquoise sandwich community account

He gets writing credit but there’s no way he wrote the melody. Some producer created that song

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47131312)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: slap-happy godawful church building

is he not good at melody or something?

he's got some great songs. One More try is another 1800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47131320)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: turquoise sandwich community account

he was purely a producer driven act

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47131380)



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Date: December 15th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Light fragrant wagecucks

WTF dude was talented as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#48452738)



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Date: December 19th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: turquoise sandwich community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448503&forum_id=2,#47187760)