What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history?
| Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | floppy blue theatre | 03/31/26 | | sooty territorial queen of the night | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | orchid dashing school cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | orchid dashing school cafeteria | 04/01/26 | | walnut whorehouse | 04/01/26 | | floppy blue theatre | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser telephone pit | 04/01/26 | | lime thirsty psychic cruise ship | 04/01/26 | | Medicated Kitty Cat Deer Antler | 04/01/26 | | Galvanic disgusting national security agency dilemma | 04/01/26 | | Medicated Kitty Cat Deer Antler | 04/01/26 | | coral state cuck | 04/04/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 03/31/26 | | Chrome Stimulating Giraffe Box Office | 03/31/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | Chrome Stimulating Giraffe Box Office | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | Mentally Impaired Adventurous Really Tough Guy Business Firm | 03/31/26 | | Chrome Stimulating Giraffe Box Office | 03/31/26 | | orchid dashing school cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | Sticky Yarmulke | 03/31/26 | | odious range goal in life | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 04/01/26 | | odious range goal in life | 04/02/26 | | magenta house | 03/31/26 | | lime thirsty psychic cruise ship | 04/01/26 | | slate theater stage | 04/01/26 | | aphrodisiac stage background story | 04/01/26 | | coral state cuck | 04/04/26 | | spruce library | 04/05/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | lime thirsty psychic cruise ship | 03/31/26 | | silver supple striped hyena | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser telephone pit | 04/01/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 04/01/26 | | Hateful razzle-dazzle school patrolman | 03/31/26 | | pungent bbw water buffalo | 03/31/26 | | Carmine Sick Lay | 03/31/26 | | Hateful razzle-dazzle school patrolman | 03/31/26 | | Impertinent Theater | 03/31/26 | | Hateful razzle-dazzle school patrolman | 03/31/26 | | floppy blue theatre | 03/31/26 | | motley bespoke stead | 04/01/26 | | Hateful razzle-dazzle school patrolman | 04/02/26 | | Mentally Impaired Adventurous Really Tough Guy Business Firm | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | Duck-like trip locale electric furnace | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | Medicated Kitty Cat Deer Antler | 04/01/26 | | hairraiser telephone pit | 04/01/26 | | Carmine Sick Lay | 04/02/26 | | Duck-like trip locale electric furnace | 04/05/26 | | pungent bbw water buffalo | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | Charismatic Clown | 03/31/26 | | Impertinent Theater | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | sooty territorial queen of the night | 03/31/26 | | lime thirsty psychic cruise ship | 03/31/26 | | sooty territorial queen of the night | 03/31/26 | | smoky sexy station | 04/01/26 | | Alcoholic affirmative action mental disorder | 03/31/26 | | Appetizing flatulent sex offender base | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | Appetizing flatulent sex offender base | 03/31/26 | | sooty territorial queen of the night | 03/31/26 | | Appetizing flatulent sex offender base | 03/31/26 | | sooty territorial queen of the night | 03/31/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 03/31/26 | | Contagious pisswyrm | 04/01/26 | | well-lubricated excitant space | 03/31/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 04/01/26 | | Hyperventilating Ebony Step-uncle's House | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | Hyperventilating Ebony Step-uncle's House | 03/31/26 | | Charismatic Clown | 03/31/26 | | irate mad cow disease | 03/31/26 | | Chest-beating ungodly tank | 03/31/26 | | sooty territorial queen of the night | 03/31/26 | | dark painfully honest hunting ground | 03/31/26 | | Hyperventilating Ebony Step-uncle's House | 03/31/26 | | lime thirsty psychic cruise ship | 03/31/26 | | Maize native | 03/31/26 | | Turquoise Den Wrinkle | 03/31/26 | | carnelian juggernaut | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | Charismatic Clown | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | Thriller coldplay fan partner | 03/31/26 | | walnut whorehouse | 04/01/26 | | Carmine Sick Lay | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | Carmine Sick Lay | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser telephone pit | 04/01/26 | | Rambunctious plaza | 03/31/26 | | odious range goal in life | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | spruce library | 04/05/26 | | walnut whorehouse | 03/31/26 | | Carmine Sick Lay | 03/31/26 | | Hateful razzle-dazzle school patrolman | 03/31/26 | | Carmine Sick Lay | 03/31/26 | | Hateful razzle-dazzle school patrolman | 03/31/26 | | Carmine Sick Lay | 03/31/26 | | walnut whorehouse | 03/31/26 | | Carmine Sick Lay | 03/31/26 | | floppy blue theatre | 03/31/26 | | Carmine Sick Lay | 03/31/26 | | Glassy flickering party of the first part | 04/01/26 | | floppy blue theatre | 04/01/26 | | Surfeando las estrellas | 04/06/26 | | well-lubricated excitant space | 03/31/26 | | Hateful razzle-dazzle school patrolman | 03/31/26 | | Carmine Sick Lay | 03/31/26 | | sooty territorial queen of the night | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | Startled reading party area | 03/31/26 | | orchid dashing school cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | well-lubricated excitant space | 03/31/26 | | Charismatic Clown | 03/31/26 | | Turquoise Den Wrinkle | 03/31/26 | | Swollen sepia private investor idiot | 03/31/26 | | Medicated Kitty Cat Deer Antler | 04/01/26 | | slate theater stage | 04/01/26 | | mahogany mother voyeur | 03/31/26 | | khaki hospital personal credit line | 03/31/26 | | Hateful razzle-dazzle school patrolman | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | Contagious pisswyrm | 04/01/26 | | To be fair | 04/10/26 | | fiercely-loyal sadistic site indirect expression | 03/31/26 | | provocative famous landscape painting stage | 03/31/26 | | sooty territorial queen of the night | 03/31/26 | | lime thirsty psychic cruise ship | 03/31/26 | | Alcoholic affirmative action mental disorder | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | cracking sanctuary pocket flask | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 03/31/26 | | Charismatic Clown | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | dark painfully honest hunting ground | 03/31/26 | | Swollen sepia private investor idiot | 03/31/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 03/31/26 | | Medicated Kitty Cat Deer Antler | 04/01/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 04/01/26 | | canary mediation | 03/31/26 | | Hyperventilating Ebony Step-uncle's House | 03/31/26 | | sooty territorial queen of the night | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | dark painfully honest hunting ground | 03/31/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 03/31/26 | | sooty territorial queen of the night | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 04/01/26 | | Hateful razzle-dazzle school patrolman | 03/31/26 | | vibrant headpube haunted graveyard | 04/01/26 | | pale exhilarant office | 03/31/26 | | silver supple striped hyena | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | pale exhilarant office | 03/31/26 | | awkward bipolar church | 03/31/26 | | To be fair | 04/10/26 | | dark painfully honest hunting ground | 03/31/26 | | Sticky Yarmulke | 03/31/26 | | spruce library | 04/05/26 | | crusty incel | 03/31/26 | | canary mediation | 03/31/26 | | Carmine Sick Lay | 03/31/26 | | mahogany mother voyeur | 03/31/26 | | Hyperventilating Ebony Step-uncle's House | 03/31/26 | | canary mediation | 04/01/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 04/01/26 | | Maize native | 03/31/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 04/01/26 | | Alcoholic affirmative action mental disorder | 03/31/26 | | racy principal's office | 03/31/26 | | Alcoholic affirmative action mental disorder | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser telephone pit | 04/01/26 | | orchid dashing school cafeteria | 04/01/26 | | Medicated Kitty Cat Deer Antler | 04/01/26 | | racy principal's office | 04/03/26 | | vibrant headpube haunted graveyard | 04/01/26 | | To be fair | 04/10/26 | | dark painfully honest hunting ground | 03/31/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 03/31/26 | | dark painfully honest hunting ground | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | dark painfully honest hunting ground | 03/31/26 | | Medicated Kitty Cat Deer Antler | 04/01/26 | | Honey-headed Frisky Public Bath Codepig | 03/31/26 | | Sticky Yarmulke | 03/31/26 | | Bossy menage trust fund | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | Thriller coldplay fan partner | 03/31/26 | | well-lubricated excitant space | 03/31/26 | | sooty territorial queen of the night | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | chestnut faggotry bawdyhouse | 03/31/26 | | dark painfully honest hunting ground | 04/01/26 | | 180 Sweet Tailpipe | 04/01/26 | | sooty territorial queen of the night | 04/01/26 | | Medicated Kitty Cat Deer Antler | 04/01/26 | | Pearl trump supporter parlour | 03/31/26 | | dark painfully honest hunting ground | 03/31/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 03/31/26 | | Charismatic Clown | 03/31/26 | | Swollen sepia private investor idiot | 03/31/26 | | orchid dashing school cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 03/31/26 | | Seedy trailer park | 03/31/26 | | Seedy trailer park | 03/31/26 | | histrionic flirting toaster crackhouse | 03/31/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 03/31/26 | | out-of-control cobalt church building | 04/03/26 | | Purple Razzle Spot | 03/31/26 | | orchid dashing school cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | Hateful razzle-dazzle school patrolman | 03/31/26 | | orchid dashing school cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | Hateful razzle-dazzle school patrolman | 03/31/26 | | dark painfully honest hunting ground | 03/31/26 | | Carmine Sick Lay | 03/31/26 | | orchid dashing school cafeteria | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 03/31/26 | | Rambunctious plaza | 03/31/26 | | hairraiser telephone pit | 04/01/26 | | provocative famous landscape painting stage | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | Translucent old irish cottage temple | 04/03/26 | | anal locus | 03/31/26 | | Sticky Yarmulke | 03/31/26 | | buck-toothed talented fat ankles center | 03/31/26 | | odious range goal in life | 03/31/26 | | Seedy trailer park | 03/31/26 | | twinkling dead people who are hurt | 03/31/26 | | twinkling dead people who are hurt | 03/31/26 | | Swollen sepia private investor idiot | 03/31/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 03/31/26 | | twinkling dead people who are hurt | 03/31/26 | | Carmine Sick Lay | 03/31/26 | | Charismatic Clown | 03/31/26 | | Carmine Sick Lay | 03/31/26 | | floppy blue theatre | 03/31/26 | | Duck-like trip locale electric furnace | 03/31/26 | | lime thirsty psychic cruise ship | 04/01/26 | | sooty territorial queen of the night | 04/01/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 04/02/26 | | out-of-control cobalt church building | 04/03/26 | | magenta house | 03/31/26 | | lime thirsty psychic cruise ship | 04/01/26 | | magenta house | 04/01/26 | | histrionic flirting toaster crackhouse | 03/31/26 | | twinkling dead people who are hurt | 03/31/26 | | dark painfully honest hunting ground | 03/31/26 | | magenta house | 03/31/26 | | lime thirsty psychic cruise ship | 04/01/26 | | Talking hell persian | 04/01/26 | | puce bisexual idea he suggested nibblets | 04/02/26 | | smoky sexy station | 04/01/26 | | Federal sienna institution roommate | 04/01/26 | | bearded primrose blood rage | 04/01/26 | | Medicated Kitty Cat Deer Antler | 04/01/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 04/01/26 | | Medicated Kitty Cat Deer Antler | 04/01/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 04/01/26 | | Medicated Kitty Cat Deer Antler | 04/01/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 04/01/26 | | histrionic flirting toaster crackhouse | 04/03/26 | | orchid dashing school cafeteria | 04/01/26 | | racy principal's office | 04/01/26 | | Alcoholic affirmative action mental disorder | 04/01/26 | | anal locus | 04/01/26 | | hairraiser telephone pit | 04/01/26 | | Medicated Kitty Cat Deer Antler | 04/01/26 | | hairraiser telephone pit | 04/01/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 04/01/26 | | Appetizing flatulent sex offender base | 04/01/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 04/01/26 | | well-lubricated excitant space | 04/02/26 | | Medicated Kitty Cat Deer Antler | 04/03/26 | | vermilion hideous chapel philosopher-king | 04/01/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 04/01/26 | | vermilion hideous chapel philosopher-king | 04/01/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 04/01/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 04/01/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 04/01/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 04/01/26 | | 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Den Wrinkle | 04/01/26 | | Contagious pisswyrm | 04/01/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 04/01/26 | | well-lubricated excitant space | 04/02/26 | | Violent beta meetinghouse circlehead | 04/01/26 | | cowardly market halford | 04/01/26 | | Filthy degenerate associate | 04/02/26 | | fishy high-end knife | 04/03/26 | | Carmine Sick Lay | 04/03/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 04/03/26 | | Medicated Kitty Cat Deer Antler | 04/03/26 | | luiskandarnameh | 04/06/26 | | fishy high-end knife | 04/03/26 | | Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry | 04/03/26 | | 180 Sweet Tailpipe | 04/03/26 |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:54 PM Author: Tan Concupiscible Dingle Berry
There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to jail or something no?
Pretty much everything involving GJR and Boner Police
Watchmen dying of heroin overdose
Idk feels like I'm missing a lot. Shortporch getting murdered by his mother in law. Rach outing Sonic Youth.
Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?
TBF named in a lawsuit
2 poastettes dated Sam Hyde in real life and a third was in love with him but never consummated
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49783828) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:43 PM Author: floppy blue theatre
Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co is not getting enough love ITT.
XO world view regularly getting in front of a sitting president via Tucker. Not to mention the SCOTUS poasters/lurkers
Mormon live chat was among the funniest, if not particularly impactful on the world
Fiver ruining Koz’s career and then destroying an entire romance author trade association
Trustafarian notwithstanding, I’m genuinely surprised that the board hasn’t gotten tangled up in some crazy domestic terrorism thing, especially with that influx of Stormfront poasters at some point along the way when I wasn’t really paying attention
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49784241) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:07 PM Author: Charismatic Clown
surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama
Zappin
Charles / tucker
DEA raiding icyblow's hotel room for pot smoke
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49783898) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: Appetizing flatulent sex offender base
the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two.
TBF was named in the lolsuit? i don't remember that
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49783910) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM Author: well-lubricated excitant space
TSINAH lawsuits
LOLsuits
Benzo crime spree
CSLGs restaurant
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49783928)
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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM Author: Hateful razzle-dazzle school patrolman
the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest posts of all time
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=643868&mc=99&forum_id=2#8243886
"...The defendants are the persons using the following pseudonyms on the website autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. Jeb�08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh. The allegations are as follows:..."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49783934) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: Startled reading party area
Protestant
(actually don't remember but it feels right)
Could also have been Prole
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49784132) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM Author: fiercely-loyal sadistic site indirect expression
Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster.
Brian Leiter starting a feud with the board and then being pwnd when Rach outed his search history.
Also, there used to be fem posters (before GJR) who were generally nice and added a needed difference in tone to the board and they occasionally posted photos (sometimes revealing) and they were more attractive than you’d expect. Above average busts for sure and not fat.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49783945) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM Author: pale exhilarant office
The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close.
This place is a portal to a hell dimension in which the rules of space and time are inapplicable and ur risking everything by participating.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49783964) |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 8:02 AM Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)
To be fair,
MDH (who was a mod back in the day) also got drunk one night and made a thread in which he openly admitted to violently raping at least one woman.
Nice guy, IMO.
Jewish, incidentally. Not that that has anything to do with anything.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49808204) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM Author: dark painfully honest hunting ground
DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10
Two separate fempoasters fucking Sam Hyde has to be up there
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49784034) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 7:16 PM Author: anal locus
i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this list
i recall a former playboy playmate used to post here
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49784515) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 8:45 PM Author: twinkling dead people who are hurt
It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting about that jewish girl he was trying to date & then some griefer tipping her off was pretty notable at the time.
There was other funny shit about that guy
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49784766) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: twinkling dead people who are hurt
I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happen)
I do remember the masturbation fort
He got badly ripped off on buying a hard drive
Also, I remember he had very strong grades + LSAT. What I'm fuzzy on is how that translated to admissions. I don't remember if he actually got blacklisted from a bunch of schools, or if it was theorized that he would be blacklisted. He said a lot of out of pocket shit on this bort and basically doxxed himself to the adcoms that followed this place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49784794) |
Date: March 31st, 2026 9:30 PM Author: magenta house
Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people
-johnsmeyer and montel wiliams in the newspaper and the barbri incident, irl hall of fame baseball players freaking out about deer training
- the whole leiter thing
- that dude from the porn reality show who showed up here
- that professor who freaked out about some memes
- bourdain death and then someone else died that a poaster caused but can’t remember
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49784849) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 6:43 AM Author: smoky sexy station
mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisible Hand after assuming the identity of a mature aged law student at GWU. Led to him fracturing into hundreds of thousands of monikers following posters from thread to thread over the years.
Easily the seminal moment in board history and anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand the foundations of this place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49785313) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 8:33 AM Author: Federal sienna institution roommate
Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of the thread where a poaster chronicled trying to hook up with stepsister over a holiday weekend. Involved stuffed animals, dildos, etc. Not sure if it was ever proved legit or flame, but xo bros were earnestly cheering him on all weekend.
Anyone have the thread link?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49785426) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 11:46 AM Author: Medicated Kitty Cat Deer Antler
Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo's most significant inflection points. We were all told that he purged user e-mails following the lolsuit, but the fact is that he outed me using my university e-mail (I was dumb enough to sign up with my @columbia.edu e-mail).
Even wilder was that he believed the lies and delusions of a career criminal (and felon) enough to completely belie the bort's trust and change my moniker to "FAGGOT [my IRL name] FROM COLUMBIA" thereby outing me.
He and I are back on good terms, but that one got heated for a bit. So heated that I began archiving & producing objectively 180 heatmaps for many poasters, including one particularly felonious one whose only periods not poasting were during his incarceration.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49785851) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM Author: vermilion hideous chapel philosopher-king
Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade and a half ago about dating a black guy
Guacgate
Benzo's mugshot for stealing subway cookies
An entire page of poasts with literary book names based off of bloodacre being fat
USS HELLOSIR
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49786107) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM Author: slate theater stage
Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream
Ask a Mormon was GOAT
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49786230) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM Author: orchid dashing school cafeteria
Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a goatse.cx link in the Cornell library - the one where it opens like 50 windows at once and blasts "Hey I'm looking at gay porno" over and over.
also J. hacking his email simply by guessing that his pw was "cornell1" or something and it showing how he would email the mods all the time to get people banned.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49786452) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 6:17 PM Author: Galvanic disgusting national security agency dilemma
all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten worthy but her entire arc is notable. XO found her in the wild attention whoring for hours nonstop on that weird justin.tv cam site in like 2008. she immediately moved into XO after being showered with attention and didn't leave for more than a decade.
during that time she banged at least five posters and ended up moving to CA to WGWAG with like a 10-years older korean TTT lawyer who used to post here. they eventually both had confirmed police contact over domestic violence. other hilarious stuff about her included being forced to leave college for a while due to making threats against her roommates (and ardently denying this on XO for decades), openly cucking certain posters with other posters, and voluntarily posting a very gross picture of her zitty ass that became known as the 'crusty hold' pic.
no one specific event from the box canon is particularly notable but when you add up all the insane behavior and notoriety, she stands with the best of them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2,#49787144) |
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