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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
mauve contagious shrine
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
Cobalt public bath dog poop
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Curious stage sweet tailpipe
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
sick poppy senate coldplay fan
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Henna soul-stirring lay
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Vigorous Stage Faggot Firefighter
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
passionate magical garrison
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
Cobalt public bath dog poop
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
mauve contagious shrine
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
Provocative Turquoise Crotch
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
deep violet nursing home bbw
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
mauve contagious shrine
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Razzle-dazzle brethren step-uncle's house
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
mauve contagious shrine
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
heady half-breed abode
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
mauve contagious shrine
  08/29/25
no
heady half-breed abode
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Dead Ebony Theater Stage
  08/29/25
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heady half-breed abode
  08/28/25
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Dead Ebony Theater Stage
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
Rough-skinned Exhilarant Philosopher-king
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Thriller whorehouse boiling water
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
Salmon wild yarmulke field
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Thriller whorehouse boiling water
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
laughsome learning disabled lodge hominid
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
dull filthpig
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
Curious stage sweet tailpipe
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
mauve contagious shrine
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Curious stage sweet tailpipe
  08/28/25
wow
Vigorous Stage Faggot Firefighter
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
mind-boggling topaz range
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Gaped international law enforcement agency
  08/29/25
...
mauve contagious shrine
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
mauve contagious shrine
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
Abusive Big Pit Pisswyrm
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
Coral Institution
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: mauve contagious shrine

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: Cobalt public bath dog poop

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Curious stage sweet tailpipe

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: sick poppy senate coldplay fan

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Henna soul-stirring lay

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Vigorous Stage Faggot Firefighter

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: passionate magical garrison

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Cobalt public bath dog poop

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: mauve contagious shrine

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Provocative Turquoise Crotch

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: deep violet nursing home bbw

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: mauve contagious shrine

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brethren step-uncle's house

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: mauve contagious shrine

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: heady half-breed abode

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: mauve contagious shrine

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: heady half-breed abode

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Dead Ebony Theater Stage

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: heady half-breed abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Dead Ebony Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Exhilarant Philosopher-king

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Thriller whorehouse boiling water

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Salmon wild yarmulke field

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Thriller whorehouse boiling water

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: laughsome learning disabled lodge hominid

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: dull filthpig

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Curious stage sweet tailpipe

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: mauve contagious shrine

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Curious stage sweet tailpipe

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Vigorous Stage Faggot Firefighter

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling topaz range

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Gaped international law enforcement agency

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: mauve contagious shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: mauve contagious shrine

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Abusive Big Pit Pisswyrm

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Coral Institution

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2,#50102080)