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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
Walnut police squad
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
Marvelous godawful resort messiness
  03/24/25
yep
insanely creepy painfully honest shrine
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Drunken whorehouse cuckoldry
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electric philosopher-king nursing home
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vivacious fear-inspiring preventive strike house
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
Maroon Submissive Wagecucks
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embarrassed to the bone stag film
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laughsome pistol
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Blue heaven
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Appetizing Windowlicker Theatre
  03/26/25
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razzmatazz hissy fit
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
Shaky carnelian depressive
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
Spruce pontificating trailer park
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
Insecure Thriller Dilemma Jew
  03/24/25
titcr
impertinent corner brethren
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
Marvelous godawful resort messiness
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
impertinent corner brethren
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
Nighttime balding candlestick maker boltzmann
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insanely creepy painfully honest shrine
  03/24/25
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embarrassed to the bone stag film
  03/24/25
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Sticky obsidian dragon church
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
Shaky carnelian depressive
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
Maroon Submissive Wagecucks
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
embarrassed to the bone stag film
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
elite volcanic crater
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
embarrassed to the bone stag film
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
elite volcanic crater
  03/24/25
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Sticky obsidian dragon church
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
Fiercely-loyal Background Story
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coral base knife
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
elite volcanic crater
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
Zippy Well-lubricated Filthpig Indirect Expression
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razzmatazz hissy fit
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
Heady cordovan national security agency
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
bipolar burgundy alpha
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
House-broken Mad Cow Disease
  03/24/25
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House-broken Mad Cow Disease
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
Marvelous godawful resort messiness
  03/27/25
lol
Walnut police squad
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
elite volcanic crater
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Walnut police squad

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Marvelous godawful resort messiness

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: insanely creepy painfully honest shrine

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Drunken whorehouse cuckoldry



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: electric philosopher-king nursing home



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: vivacious fear-inspiring preventive strike house



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Maroon Submissive Wagecucks

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48777078)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: laughsome pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48777274)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Blue heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48778644)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Appetizing Windowlicker Theatre

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48784132)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: razzmatazz hissy fit



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Shaky carnelian depressive

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Spruce pontificating trailer park

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Insecure Thriller Dilemma Jew

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: impertinent corner brethren

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Marvelous godawful resort messiness

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: impertinent corner brethren

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Nighttime balding candlestick maker boltzmann

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: insanely creepy painfully honest shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48776991)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48777080)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Sticky obsidian dragon church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48777326)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Shaky carnelian depressive

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Maroon Submissive Wagecucks

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stag film

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: elite volcanic crater

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stag film

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: elite volcanic crater

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Sticky obsidian dragon church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Background Story

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: coral base knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48778639)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: elite volcanic crater

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Zippy Well-lubricated Filthpig Indirect Expression

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: razzmatazz hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Heady cordovan national security agency

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: bipolar burgundy alpha

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: House-broken Mad Cow Disease

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: House-broken Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: Marvelous godawful resort messiness

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Walnut police squad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: elite volcanic crater

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2,#49493859)