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180 new movie idea “Vertical Crust” (2022)

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer* *Morgan Freeman...
dashing nubile quadroon mad-dog skullcap
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4 https://m.youtube...
blathering potus kitchen
  10/13/22
love the effort
Peach Hyperactive Turdskin Spot
  07/10/22
appreciate the effort
Autistic Selfie Black Woman
  07/10/22
Team Crust
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clear senate
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  07/11/22
Lol
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heady hairless really tough guy jewess
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Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for y...
cream friendly grandma
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Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t rea...
dashing nubile quadroon mad-dog skullcap
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Same
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Which character does Morgan Freeman play?
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zippy slippery parlor
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Lmao
curious alpha
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I lost it at (no explanation)
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Adventurous rigpig
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salmon foreskin
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dashing nubile quadroon mad-dog skullcap
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I guess
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charcoal laser beams
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“Fuck you tin woodsman!”
cream friendly grandma
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laughsome field
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clear senate
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blathering potus kitchen
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Aphrodisiac Pungent Travel Guidebook Plaza
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blathering potus kitchen
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But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short...
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salmon foreskin
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Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident a...
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Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!
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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:48 PM
Author: dashing nubile quadroon mad-dog skullcap

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer*

*Morgan Freeman sitting in dark room talking to someone but you don’t know who*

“You’ve got it. Every woman wants what you have. Every girl grows up wanting what you have to offer. When a woman is growing up, it’s like a cake. Or an ice cream. Let’s say dessert. But you’re the finish. You’re their Crust. They want their Vertical Crust.”

*camera zooms on you*

David Crust is a senior in high school. He’s awkward. He’s hideous. When he was younger he was subject to no less than a dozen surgeries that resulted in him having aluminum plates all over his body. His one eye was replaced by a wood eye. Half of his face was missing, now aluminum. All of the skin on his arms and legs were missing, now aluminum. The top of his head had the tin man top (no explanation).

“Fuck you tin woodsman!” *kid throws a piece of brick at him*

*David Crust walking alone through the football field gets leveled by Tomas Utopia*

Tomas Utopia was at football practice and immediately apologizes. He stands up and helps up David Crust. Thomas Utopia is a 5’10 younger Zack Efron (body, face, eyes and hair) look alike who was playing football and knocked over David Crust.

Crust gets up and is 6’4. Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

They become great friends. Crust immediately falls for Utopia’s prom Queen beautiful GF, Julia Lataza.

Utopia is a three star athlete and going to college on a lacrosse scholarship. But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

Crust, who looks like Tin Man from wizard of Oz, falls in love with Julia. As Julia goes to college and realizes she can no longer being around her “Utopian Boyfriend” out of fear of being ridiculed that he’s too short, she befriends David Crust (working community service near her college after a misdemeanor peeping tom (no pun intended) conviction). They begin to fall in love.

Will Julia be loyal to her boyfriend or will she seek out her “Vertical Crust”? Oh does she have a decision to make.

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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: blathering potus kitchen

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7UW-MKthI0



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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: Peach Hyperactive Turdskin Spot

love the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:54 PM
Author: Autistic Selfie Black Woman

appreciate the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: dashing nubile quadroon mad-dog skullcap

Team Crust

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: clear senate



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: dashing nubile quadroon mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 11th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: dashing nubile quadroon mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: clear senate

Lol

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:26 PM
Author: heady hairless really tough guy jewess



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: cream friendly grandma

Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for you.

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: dashing nubile quadroon mad-dog skullcap

Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t really find time to poast so anytime I get a chance to throw one out there just know I’m trying my best.

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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:10 AM
Author: dashing nubile quadroon mad-dog skullcap

Same

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Useless shitlib piazza

Which character does Morgan Freeman play?

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:46 PM
Author: zippy slippery parlor



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: curious alpha

Lmao

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: curious alpha

I lost it at (no explanation)

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Date: October 14th, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: Beta Rehab Stain



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:16 PM
Author: bearded mood



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Adventurous rigpig



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: salmon foreskin



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: dashing nubile quadroon mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: black unholy menage

I guess

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: charcoal laser beams



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:22 AM
Author: cream friendly grandma

“Fuck you tin woodsman!”

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:23 AM
Author: laughsome field



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Date: July 11th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: clear senate



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Date: August 16th, 2022 6:01 AM
Author: blathering potus kitchen



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: dashing nubile quadroon mad-dog skullcap



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pungent Travel Guidebook Plaza



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: blathering potus kitchen



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: cocky home

180

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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: blathering potus kitchen



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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: mahogany disrespectful coffee pot area



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Date: October 24th, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: dashing nubile quadroon mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:09 PM
Author: dashing nubile quadroon mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: dark twisted sandwich national security agency

But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

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Date: July 16th, 2023 7:28 PM
Author: mahogany disrespectful coffee pot area



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: dashing nubile quadroon mad-dog skullcap



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:19 PM
Author: salmon foreskin



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Date: September 15th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: Useless shitlib piazza

Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident and what really happened.

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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: dashing nubile quadroon mad-dog skullcap



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: cooked unc



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Gay of Hormuz

Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

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