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MPM 2025: the final 64 based on poasting volume
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: ebony institution Let me know if you think I made any mistakes. This is based purely on what I think was poasting volume during 2025. Some beloved posters who didn't poast much during the year are therefore not on the list. The final 64: 🧐 all comma pumo animeboi Ass Sunstein benzo bloodacre boner police boom butt cheeks Candy Ride captttain falcon chandler consuela cowgod CSLG cucumbers DBG pumo disco fries doodikoff Dunedain cowboy emilio epah evan FLW freddie diaper Fucking Fuckface fulano gay grandpa goy superstar gunnerattt Hang Kikelensky NOW HAtp hung stud jafar jcm Johnsmeyer Juan Eighty Judas Jones kenny longwangpoontang Louis Poasteur lsd mainlining MPA Nazca Redlines Nippon Professional Baseball NSAM OYT Paralegal Mohammed Paralegal Six Nine pepito Post nut horror richard clock ricky RSF ruinous phenotype scholarship + alts screenman spaceporn TDNW Trust If Aryan TT UhOh whok zurich
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 AM Author: cyan fat ankles becky This list of 64 is made up of 8 distinct poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49521759) |
Date: December 17th, 2025 7:42 AM Author: Razzmatazz Hairy Legs looks good. thank you for your service 🫡 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49515972) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: ebony institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516017) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: thirsty base blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516019) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: Buff haunting forum weed whacker I posts more than half this list if you count blank bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516030) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Deranged Bbw Stag Film if ur not battling lsd in the final four the whole fucking system is rigged (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: Domesticated pocket flask pistol yeah wtf add Judas
did boom even post this year? |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: khaki soul-stirring round eye Mainlining posted tons of schizo AI shit about him being in "the shed" if that counts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: glittery home legend Not a "shed," my friend, but rather my Well™. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518122) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: khaki soul-stirring round eye Whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518239) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Razzmatazz Hairy Legs 'Cause this is my United States of Whatever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518246) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Buff haunting forum weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518262) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: ebony institution boom was posting around the clock for the first half of the year until he went missing and may have died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516075) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: glittery home legend Boom lives. I anticipate a late December 2025 revival.
I "saw" him -3-4 months ago on XO (late night). Boom was poasting under a new moniker (can't recall the moniker's name, based on the verbiage, it was him).
So, he is alive and well. I anticipate He Shall Rise on Christmas Eve. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: blue theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516062) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: ebony institution fixed, see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516073) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Domesticated pocket flask pistol delete "all comma pumo" whoever that is
add poerkan |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:59 AM Author: turquoise senate poerkan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516059) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:05 AM Author: ebony institution poerkan's big run was last year, he didn't have the volume this year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516077) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Razzmatazz Hairy Legs he's one of the highest volume male sexual health supplement distributors in the world faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516123) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: ebony institution I will vote for him in Bonerpill Madness 2025, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516203) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: Razzmatazz Hairy Legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516205) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:02 AM Author: contagious orchid lettuce I poast more than 70% of those guys if you include cancelled posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516068) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: Domesticated pocket flask pistol dbg is another big omission (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516069) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: Deranged Bbw Stag Film lmao absolutely not, pumos are fucking scum and (((he's))) the worst of the lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516070) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Razzmatazz Hairy Legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516124) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Domesticated pocket flask pistol oh come on, he's the only recognizable pumo and some guy called "all comma pumo" is already on the list. this isnt best posters, its megapoasters and dbg is one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516597) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Buff haunting forum weed whacker He starts and participates in a ton of threads. Back when TSINAH(?) had that poaster tracker, DBG was consistently T10 in volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516606) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:14 PM Author: aquamarine supple brunch pumos should not be on the list. pumos are fucking scum and pussies |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: ebony institution I've added him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516625) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:04 AM Author: hairraiser ultramarine foreskin internal respiration I don't think I posted at all yesterday. I really haven't been putting in the effort, though I'm uncertain if it is because this place sucks or I suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516071) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: awkward parlour friendly grandma great lawman8 snub (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516081) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: fuchsia cruise ship useless brakes Pretty proud I didn't make the poasting volume cut this year ngl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516085) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: frum chartreuse haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516091) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: Razzmatazz Hairy Legs this is what slime does to a mfer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 AM Author: Salmon talented locale rigor Aren't "Hang Kikelensky NOW" and boner police the same? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516299) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:32 AM Author: Topaz razzle-dazzle telephone garrison I thought so too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516308) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: turquoise senate Good call POERKAN first man in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516312) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: frum chartreuse haunted graveyard no lol wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: turquoise senate who the fuck is boner police then? he definitely isn't posting under "boner police" and should be removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516605) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: zombie-like hell roommate He’s transcended any specific moniker at this point. He definitely posted a lot in 2025 and will remain entered as boner police. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516622) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: turquoise senate there's no "boner police exception trust me bro". you're either recognizable enough to be on the list or you aren't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516630) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: ebony institution he was extremely recognizable even as he rotated his monikers all the time (as do you and as are you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516635) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: zombie-like hell roommate You sound dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516696) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: turquoise senate So you're saying the crazy guy who was spamming nonstop for weeks on end and then mysteriously vanished was, in fact, boner police? Well that's fair then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516712) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: Razzmatazz Hairy Legs he was perhaps the most memorable arc of the year. also plenty of monikers on this list and in every mpm are moniker changers that wouldn't be recognized unless you're really liking it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518021) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: frum chartreuse haunted graveyard i think he genuinely retired, at least so far. either that or he completely changed shtick in order to disguise himself, and considering that he never did that for many years, it seems pretty unlikely
either way he was one of the most active poasters here for most of the year so he should definitely be in mpm |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: ebony institution he was all over the board for most of 2025 until mid-to-late fall when for whatever reason he stopped posting (maybe you believe that his dad made him stop, maybe you don't) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516631) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: brindle sanctuary son of senegal He's an idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518006) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: zombie-like hell roommate No. That’s a spaceporn delusion on par with his “harasser” being Michael O. Church and shame on you for spreading it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516619) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: awkward parlour friendly grandma this list should be ordered by poasting volume btw, not alphabetically (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516370) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: ebony institution summon: ragnus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49516647) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:44 PM Author: brindle sanctuary son of senegal You missed To be Fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518002) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: ebony institution I know but he hardly posted this year. He’s one of the beloved posters I left off because of negligible 2025 volumes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518111) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: boyish national stain So we have enough for 128 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518117) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:36 PM Author: ebony institution I got to about 120, I’m sure I could get a list of around 200-300 if I kept track over the year But nobody wants an MPM of 128 that would go on forever |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: Razzmatazz Hairy Legs has he poasted more than whok? i never notice whok but he asserted in the chandler blow up he's barely poasted this year. tbf was out there poasting today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518131) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: aquamarine supple brunch the faggot posted a lot. just not as much down the stretch. recency bias. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: Domesticated pocket flask pistol he posted more than boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518355) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: jet goyim feces He posted a lot. Was a solid posting year for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518377) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:47 PM Author: Lake titillating pit juggernaut Fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518009) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: avocado histrionic address nowag who the fuck are: 🧐 emilio FLW (in 2025) freddie diaper (in 2025) goy superstar (in 2025) pepito (in 2025) screenman |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Razzmatazz Hairy Legs why are you all like this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518029) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: Topaz razzle-dazzle telephone garrison I think every one of these guys is here every day under different monikers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518053) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: frum chartreuse haunted graveyard really miss these guys wish they were still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518065) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:32 PM Author: ebony institution Just wait 10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518112) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Shivering casino double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518181) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: awkward parlour friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518265) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: adventurous ticket booth old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518379) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Carmine galvanic gaping Shut the fuck up upset jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518121) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: crimson lascivious sound barrier Freddie stopped posting a long time ago wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518173) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:28 PM Author: Carmine galvanic gaping He’s here a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518322) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:29 PM Author: ebony institution I saw him like a half hour ago, certainly many times today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518328) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: arousing navy queen of the night Boom is dead, he shouldn't even be on this list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518130) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: Razzmatazz Hairy Legs boom lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518145) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:09 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Meetinghouse Elastic Band in RSF's warm furry asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518234) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:10 PM Author: Razzmatazz Hairy Legs he lives in all of our assholes friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518238) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Meetinghouse Elastic Band sick, but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518249) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: Salmon talented locale rigor Great thread that one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518524) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:38 PM Author: crimson lascivious sound barrier a rich inner world/luis tp
Boom doesn’t really post anymore
Never heard of Nazca Redlines |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: jet goyim feces thanks Ricky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518376) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Brass Locus Incel how do you even recognize 75% of these poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518380) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:52 AM Author: heady parlor fanboi 180000 I LOVE how prestigefaggot posts 24/7 and yet no one recognises her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518552) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:06 AM Author: frum chartreuse haunted graveyard she won (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518831) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Exciting Kitty Cat Corn Cake Explain
How do you recognize her? |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: awkward parlour friendly grandma slime trail, whok poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518836) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: Exciting Kitty Cat Corn Cake Current moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518893) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: frum chartreuse haunted graveyard You're looking at it, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520505) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Exciting Kitty Cat Corn Cake Sup Pf, what are you up to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520687) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: turquoise senate Schizophrenia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518837) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: heady parlor fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520825) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:20 AM Author: brindle sanctuary son of senegal She's always dropping Morgellons around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49518966) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: heady parlor fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520814) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: heady parlor fanboi ESL writing and thought pattern is the dead giveaway. Plus morgellons fibres sprouting out of nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520823) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 2:55 AM Author: Exciting Kitty Cat Corn Cake If this were true, why would a low IQ dumb be the only one to recognise her? Rotfl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49521731) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: aquamarine supple brunch oldhlsdude should be in this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520493) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:01 PM Author: fluffy site sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520667) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: Domesticated pocket flask pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520671) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Exhilarant Newt once dog boner takes over, he will exclude me out of revenge for the holocaust (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520659) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:04 PM Author: henna office I just want to say while it is your prerogative to cut the field based on volume, please don’t reward the high-volume spammers everyone hates with high seeds.
Seed based on how good we all know the poster is. |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: Salmon talented locale rigor Crr. First order by quality, then by quantity. That way we get a good contest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49520763) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:58 PM Author: ebony institution That’s the plan and what I announced as the policy: final 64 based mainly on volume so that it reflects who posted in 2025, but then seedings based on my sense of who might win, not on volume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49521177) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: ebony institution Final brackets released tomorrow morning and then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49521181) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:16 AM Author: Bespoke school cafeteria gay wizard NSAM deserves a high seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811283&forum_id=2,#49521756) |