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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| irradiated underhanded skinny woman telephone | 12/16/25 |
| Violent stead masturbator | 12/16/25 |
| irradiated underhanded skinny woman telephone | 12/16/25 |
| Violent stead masturbator | 12/16/25 |
| irradiated underhanded skinny woman telephone | 12/16/25 |
| Judgmental feces stain | 12/20/25 |
| tripping orchestra pit | 12/19/25 |
| passionate goal in life old irish cottage | 12/20/25 |
| contagious fantasy-prone indirect expression dopamine | 12/19/25 |
| irradiated underhanded skinny woman telephone | 12/20/25 |
| contagious fantasy-prone indirect expression dopamine | 12/20/25 |
| passionate goal in life old irish cottage | 12/20/25 |
| green hunting ground business firm | 12/16/25 |
| passionate goal in life old irish cottage | 12/20/25 |
| green hunting ground business firm | 12/22/25 |
| marvelous depressive | 12/16/25 |
| irradiated underhanded skinny woman telephone | 12/16/25 |
| marvelous depressive | 12/16/25 |
| razzle-dazzle saffron fat ankles turdskin | 12/16/25 |
| trip geriatric locus | 12/19/25 |
| razzle-dazzle saffron fat ankles turdskin | 12/19/25 |
| shaky fear-inspiring garrison mediation | 12/20/25 |
| Wonderful dragon heaven | 12/16/25 |
| Claret zippy theater | 12/16/25 |
| passionate goal in life old irish cottage | 12/20/25 |
| Fragrant twisted digit ratio trailer park | 12/20/25 |
| thriller public bath | 12/16/25 |
| abusive mood useless brakes | 12/20/25 |
| thriller public bath | 12/23/25 |
| Violent stead masturbator | 12/16/25 |
| passionate goal in life old irish cottage | 12/20/25 |
| Disrespectful hominid puppy | 12/21/25 |
| Violent stead masturbator | 12/16/25 |
| Fragrant twisted digit ratio trailer park | 12/16/25 |
| thriller public bath | 12/19/25 |
| Fragrant twisted digit ratio trailer park | 12/19/25 |
| snowy exciting double fault | 12/19/25 |
| Misunderstood vibrant dingle berry national | 12/19/25 |
| irradiated underhanded skinny woman telephone | 12/19/25 |
| doobsian out-of-control persian rehab | 12/19/25 |
| doobsian out-of-control persian rehab | 12/19/25 |
| up-to-no-good home | 12/19/25 |
| Misunderstood vibrant dingle berry national | 12/19/25 |
| Smoky hideous gay wizard hell | 12/19/25 |
| green hunting ground business firm | 12/19/25 |
| Judgmental feces stain | 12/20/25 |
| Pungent shivering selfie whorehouse | 12/22/25 |
| supple vermilion corn cake | 12/19/25 |
| Cheese-eating church building | 12/19/25 |
| transparent motley market liquid oxygen | 12/19/25 |
| Fragrant twisted digit ratio trailer park | 12/19/25 |
| transparent motley market liquid oxygen | 12/19/25 |
| rough-skinned pale crackhouse | 12/20/25 |
| deep bateful den | 12/19/25 |
| Hyperventilating foreskin | 12/19/25 |
| marvelous depressive | 12/19/25 |
| charcoal aromatic marketing idea | 12/20/25 |
| nofapping keepsake machete school cafeteria | 12/19/25 |
| trip geriatric locus | 12/19/25 |
| Insanely creepy volcanic crater space | 12/19/25 |
| Carnelian principal's office organic girlfriend | 12/20/25 |
| soul-stirring pit roast beef | 12/20/25 |
| Fragrant twisted digit ratio trailer park | 12/20/25 |
| passionate goal in life old irish cottage | 12/20/25 |
| charcoal aromatic marketing idea | 12/20/25 |
| Burgundy Wagecucks Nowag | 12/20/25 |
| pink mind-boggling scourge upon the earth | 12/20/25 |
| Cheese-eating church building | 12/20/25 |
| Burgundy Wagecucks Nowag | 12/21/25 |
| doobsian out-of-control persian rehab | 12/20/25 |
| Disrespectful hominid puppy | 12/20/25 |
| contagious fantasy-prone indirect expression dopamine | 12/21/25 |
| Disrespectful hominid puppy | 12/22/25 |
| contagious fantasy-prone indirect expression dopamine | 12/23/25 |
| Disrespectful hominid puppy | 12/23/25 |
| lemon property weed whacker | 12/22/25 |
| shaky fear-inspiring garrison mediation | 12/22/25 |
| shaky fear-inspiring garrison mediation | 12/23/25 |
| chocolate party of the first part chad | 12/22/25 |
| Pungent shivering selfie whorehouse | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: irradiated underhanded skinny woman telephone 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Violent stead masturbator This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: irradiated underhanded skinny woman telephone lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Violent stead masturbator My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: irradiated underhanded skinny woman telephone You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Judgmental feces stain Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: tripping orchestra pit It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: passionate goal in life old irish cottage Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: contagious fantasy-prone indirect expression dopamine You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: irradiated underhanded skinny woman telephone brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: contagious fantasy-prone indirect expression dopamine glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: passionate goal in life old irish cottage You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: green hunting ground business firm $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: passionate goal in life old irish cottage Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: green hunting ground business firm thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: marvelous depressive 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: irradiated underhanded skinny woman telephone ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: marvelous depressive investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: razzle-dazzle saffron fat ankles turdskin $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: trip geriatric locus I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: razzle-dazzle saffron fat ankles turdskin good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: shaky fear-inspiring garrison mediation $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Wonderful dragon heaven six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: Claret zippy theater 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: passionate goal in life old irish cottage Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Fragrant twisted digit ratio trailer park what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: thriller public bath 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: abusive mood useless brakes me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: thriller public bath It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Violent stead masturbator 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: passionate goal in life old irish cottage the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Disrespectful hominid puppy Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Violent stead masturbator I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Fragrant twisted digit ratio trailer park mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: thriller public bath In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Fragrant twisted digit ratio trailer park yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: snowy exciting double fault Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: Misunderstood vibrant dingle berry national 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: irradiated underhanded skinny woman telephone fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: doobsian out-of-control persian rehab A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: doobsian out-of-control persian rehab OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: up-to-no-good home A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: Misunderstood vibrant dingle berry national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Smoky hideous gay wizard hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: green hunting ground business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Judgmental feces stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Pungent shivering selfie whorehouse Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: supple vermilion corn cake $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Cheese-eating church building can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: transparent motley market liquid oxygen Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Fragrant twisted digit ratio trailer park nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: transparent motley market liquid oxygen Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: rough-skinned pale crackhouse You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: deep bateful den Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Hyperventilating foreskin Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: marvelous depressive damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: charcoal aromatic marketing idea Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: nofapping keepsake machete school cafeteria Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: trip geriatric locus 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Insanely creepy volcanic crater space Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Carnelian principal's office organic girlfriend 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: soul-stirring pit roast beef 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Fragrant twisted digit ratio trailer park 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: passionate goal in life old irish cottage Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: charcoal aromatic marketing idea 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Burgundy Wagecucks Nowag literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: pink mind-boggling scourge upon the earth I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Cheese-eating church building so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Burgundy Wagecucks Nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: doobsian out-of-control persian rehab 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Disrespectful hominid puppy Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: contagious fantasy-prone indirect expression dopamine how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Disrespectful hominid puppy I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: contagious fantasy-prone indirect expression dopamine 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Disrespectful hominid puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: lemon property weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: shaky fear-inspiring garrison mediation Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: shaky fear-inspiring garrison mediation $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: chocolate party of the first part chad $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Pungent shivering selfie whorehouse I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49530537) |