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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Obsidian pozpig
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
odious becky senate
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
Obsidian pozpig
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
Contagious deer antler
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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ocher hunting ground
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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1.618
  09/03/26
The minds are not matched
Orange anal selfie national security agency
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
dashing resort
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Vivacious windowlicker philosopher-king
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
Obsidian pozpig
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
dashing resort
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
Obsidian pozpig
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
dashing resort
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
Ivory Ticket Booth
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
Opaque cuck locale
  04/05/22
Height?
Demanding state
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
Obsidian pozpig
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spectacular fuchsia hall
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
bespoke emerald mood
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shots fired
lilac hairraiser candlestick maker
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
Obsidian pozpig
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
Excitant rusted stead
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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Obsidian pozpig
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Magenta spot
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
topaz exhilarant messiness
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
Histrionic high-end rehab persian
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
Contagious deer antler
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
yapping masturbator base
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
frum community account
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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Obsidian pozpig
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
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  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Obsidian pozpig

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: odious becky senate

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Obsidian pozpig

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Contagious deer antler

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: motley greedy volcanic crater

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: ocher hunting ground



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Contagious deer antler

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Hilarious copper sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Shivering Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Thriller Point Round Eye



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Orange anal selfie national security agency

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: dashing resort

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Vivacious windowlicker philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Obsidian pozpig

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: dashing resort

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Obsidian pozpig

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: dashing resort

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Ivory Ticket Booth

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Opaque cuck locale

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Demanding state

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Obsidian pozpig

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: spectacular fuchsia hall



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: bespoke emerald mood

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: lilac hairraiser candlestick maker

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Obsidian pozpig

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Excitant rusted stead

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: frum community account

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Obsidian pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Magenta spot

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: topaz exhilarant messiness

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Histrionic high-end rehab persian

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Contagious deer antler

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: yapping masturbator base

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: frum community account

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: apoplectic razzle jap

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Contagious deer antler



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: sienna hospital



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Hideous trip set regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Obsidian pozpig



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Obsidian pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: blathering newt

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Obsidian pozpig



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2,#50114491)