\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

"I wouldn't fuck her with your dick" and other 180 sayings

"I could beat him and my meat at the same time"
brass temple
  02/20/24
"I'd like to see her in just roller skates and a thong&...
brass temple
  03/06/24
"i'd eat her shit just to see the hole it came from&quo...
white liquid oxygen
  03/06/24
Who pissed in your cornflakes?
Gold vivacious lodge
  03/06/24
You have no prestige
sinister beady-eyed parlour
  03/06/24
"Time to give him the old five of clubs" "...
sepia cerebral casino
  03/06/24
...
self-absorbed godawful school cafeteria
  08/24/26
"she just laid there taking it like a plastic fuck doll...
brass temple
  03/06/24
How are your wife and my kids?
razzle-dazzle topaz roast beef area
  03/06/24
...
Claret curious newt
  03/18/24
...
Bearded disturbing box office
  04/11/24
...
brass temple
  08/18/26
"I'd pee in her butt"
Fishy fragrant affirmative action legend
  03/06/24
I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from
Lake razzle address wagecucks
  03/07/24
Don’t play with shit if you can’t handle the sme...
Alcoholic ceo
  03/07/24
...
brass temple
  04/11/24
Like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel things out
brass temple
  03/13/24
It’s like a blind prostitute - you really have to hand...
geriatric judgmental step-uncle's house love of her life
  08/18/26
I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot
Buff aphrodisiac dragon
  03/13/24
/thread
Mahogany at-the-ready corner
  03/18/24
I'll put your mother in a straitjacket, you punk-ass white b...
frozen cobalt new version
  03/18/24
...
Big translucent abode legal warrant
  03/18/24
...
Passionate nighttime voyeur
  08/17/26
...
Deep Coral Mad Cow Disease
  08/17/26
I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire
brass temple
  03/18/24
To be fair, "I wouldn't piss down her throat to save...
nofapping domesticated giraffe stage
  03/18/24
I choose now to live as a gay man.
hyperventilating floppy main people wrinkle
  03/18/24
you could get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head ...
brass temple
  04/24/24
Like a midget in a urinal, I need to be on my toes
brass temple
  05/08/25
...
brass temple
  05/08/25
Back in the old days
brass temple
  10/16/25
i've been rocking this line all the time lately. it annoys m...
brass temple
  04/28/26
...
confused vermilion parlor background story
  04/28/26
we used to shoe each other up the ass back in the old days. ...
brass temple
  08/18/26
not flame heard this twice at work on Friday. Two different ...
nookie licker
  09/05/26
Goatroped Texas bros I work with say this all the time an...
brass temple
  10/16/25
You’re going to need a stronger stomach if you’r...
buck-toothed hominid
  04/28/26
Tomorrow I might be on time, but you'll still be bald
brass temple
  08/17/26
That boy's blinder than a welder's dog.
embarrassed to the bone sable volcanic crater
  08/17/26
That’s maybe a 165 saying
geriatric judgmental step-uncle's house love of her life
  08/18/26
hardest part about being a pool boy. Telling your mom you s...
brass temple
  08/18/26
Tighter than a frogs pussy Boy you'd think he caught me ...
Citrine Tanning Salon Alpha
  08/18/26
Kill it with fire before it lays eggs.
embarrassed to the bone sable volcanic crater
  08/18/26
“He’s the kind of guy who will shit on your head...
Hairraiser turquoise state cumskin
  08/18/26
I can take the shit if you can take the pain.
Unholy aquamarine native ratface
  08/18/26
Don’t trust a fart and don’t waste an erection e...
brass temple
  08/18/26
white is right brown's alright blacks gotta stand back ye...
embarrassed to the bone sable volcanic crater
  08/20/26
ya momma, ya daddy, ya bald-headed granny
embarrassed to the bone sable volcanic crater
  08/24/26
well, burn the coal, pay the toll
self-absorbed godawful school cafeteria
  08/24/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: February 20th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: brass temple

"I could beat him and my meat at the same time"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47420679)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: brass temple

"I'd like to see her in just roller skates and a thong"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47469143)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2024 4:33 PM
Author: white liquid oxygen

"i'd eat her shit just to see the hole it came from"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47469162)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Gold vivacious lodge

Who pissed in your cornflakes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47469184)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: sinister beady-eyed parlour

You have no prestige

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47469188)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: sepia cerebral casino

"Time to give him the old five of clubs"

"I'll fold your clothes while you're still wearin em"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47469269)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 24th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: self-absorbed godawful school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50090957)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: brass temple

"she just laid there taking it like a plastic fuck doll"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47470085)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle topaz roast beef area

How are your wife and my kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47470117)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 18th, 2024 4:32 PM
Author: Claret curious newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47504567)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Bearded disturbing box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47574583)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: brass temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50076535)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2024 10:57 PM
Author: Fishy fragrant affirmative action legend

"I'd pee in her butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47470119)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 7th, 2024 1:55 AM
Author: Lake razzle address wagecucks

I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47470320)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 7th, 2024 2:47 AM
Author: Alcoholic ceo

Don’t play with shit if you can’t handle the smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47470356)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 11th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: brass temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47574546)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: brass temple

Like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel things out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47491165)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: geriatric judgmental step-uncle's house love of her life

It’s like a blind prostitute - you really have to hand it to them!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50076543)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2024 6:12 PM
Author: Buff aphrodisiac dragon

I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47491183)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 18th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Mahogany at-the-ready corner

/thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47504525)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 18th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: frozen cobalt new version

I'll put your mother in a straitjacket, you punk-ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, and I'll fuck you in your ass, you punk white boy, you faggot... I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch... You scared, coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me, you can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you, scared now, you ho. Scared like a little white pussy, scared of the real man. I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47504546)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 18th, 2024 4:48 PM
Author: Big translucent abode legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47504614)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Passionate nighttime voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50073690)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: Deep Coral Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50073683)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 18th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: brass temple

I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47504473)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 18th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: nofapping domesticated giraffe stage

To be fair,

"I wouldn't piss down her throat to save her if her lungs were on fire"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47504555)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 18th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: hyperventilating floppy main people wrinkle

I choose now to live as a gay man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47504626)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 24th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: brass temple

you could get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#47607189)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: brass temple

Like a midget in a urinal, I need to be on my toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#48913401)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: brass temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#48914522)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 16th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: brass temple

Back in the old days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#49353064)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: brass temple

i've been rocking this line all the time lately. it annoys my wife and everyone else thinks it's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#49849154)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: confused vermilion parlor background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#49849161)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: brass temple

we used to shoe each other up the ass back in the old days. We were good like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50076537)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 5th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: nookie licker

not flame heard this twice at work on Friday. Two different calls VPs referenced back in the old days and I’m pretty sure because of me. My kids still talk about the old days all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50118316)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 16th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: brass temple

Goatroped

Texas bros I work with say this all the time and I find myself saying it like once a month. another good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#49353069)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 28th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: buck-toothed hominid

You’re going to need a stronger stomach if you’re going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#49849163)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: brass temple

Tomorrow I might be on time, but you'll still be bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50073660)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sable volcanic crater

That boy's blinder than a welder's dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50073769)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: geriatric judgmental step-uncle's house love of her life

That’s maybe a 165 saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50076541)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: brass temple

hardest part about being a pool boy. Telling your mom you suck dicks for $ (and for fun).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50076708)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: Citrine Tanning Salon Alpha

Tighter than a frogs pussy

Boy you'd think he caught me screwing the neighbors cat.

^where the fuck does this one come from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50076545)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sable volcanic crater

Kill it with fire before it lays eggs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50076593)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser turquoise state cumskin

“He’s the kind of guy who will shit on your head and expect you to say thanks for the hat.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50076647)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Unholy aquamarine native ratface

I can take the shit if you can take the pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50076699)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: brass temple

Don’t trust a fart and don’t waste an erection even if you’re alone (advice on getting old).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50076717)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sable volcanic crater

white is right

brown's alright

blacks gotta stand back

yellow is mellow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50081726)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 24th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone sable volcanic crater

ya momma, ya daddy, ya bald-headed granny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50090864)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 24th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: self-absorbed godawful school cafeteria

well, burn the coal, pay the toll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5493666&forum_id=2,#50090960)