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A bird got into my place last night and took a huge shit on my desk
| Ricky | 07/30/26 |
| law is ea$y | 07/30/26 |
| california fried bird | 07/30/26 |
| Ricky | 07/30/26 |
| valar vettiri morghulis | 07/30/26 |
| Golden Retriever Guy | 07/30/26 |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Ricky Was out till like 11:30 and left balcony window open and came back and there was a huge dove pigeon thing chilling on the floor in my room
Birds in the house is supposed to be a bad omen and birds are basically demons but birds shitting on you or something of yours is a good money omen so I don’t know how to take this - omens are also idolatry
I took the bird outside and he just chilled out there for a couple hours even tried to fly back into the glass door a few times to come back in but I got him to fly off healthily
Also, I switched out mezuzahs during the day and had it off the door while the bird snuck in which is kindve weird
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Date: July 30th, 2026 4:35 PM Author: law is ea$y (🧐) A mezuzah (Hebrew: מְזוּזָה 'doorpost'; plural: מְזוּזוֹת mezuzot) is a piece of parchment inscribed with specific Hebrew verses from the Torah, which Jews affix in a small case to the doorposts of their homes.[1] These verses are the Biblical passages in which the use of a mezuzah is commanded (Deuteronomy 6:4–9 and 11:13–21); they also form part of the Shema prayer.
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Date: July 30th, 2026 4:54 PM Author: california fried bird (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887750&forum_id=2,#50035091) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 5:21 PM Author: Ricky https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/faaah-63455/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887750&forum_id=2,#50035140) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 5:22 PM Author: valar vettiri morghulis Her name? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887750&forum_id=2,#50035141) |
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Date: July 30th, 2026 5:46 PM Author: Golden Retriever Guy Muh muh muh MY Mezuzah! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887750&forum_id=2,#50035197) |