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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
Flushed electric famous landscape painting
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No
Vibrant Sepia Orchestra Pit Filthpig
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What about the WNBA?
Flushed electric famous landscape painting
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I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
slimy bistre school cafeteria
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Okay Christian.
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I'm Indian
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dot or feather
Flushed electric famous landscape painting
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What do you think? I'm on here
Submissive Costumed Nursing Home Hissy Fit
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
Flushed electric famous landscape painting
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Submissive Costumed Nursing Home Hissy Fit
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
Apoplectic internal respiration
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
Flushed electric famous landscape painting
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they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
Apoplectic internal respiration
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thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
Flushed electric famous landscape painting
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
Apoplectic internal respiration
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If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
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Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
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of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
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I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
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Bull headed comical mother
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cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
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I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
Flushed electric famous landscape painting
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(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
180 Gold Love Of Her Life Wagecucks
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more like cooper fagg
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Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
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  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
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yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
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"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
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CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
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Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
jet school toilet seat
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Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
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The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
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do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
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can I shout nigger nonstop
slippery coldplay fan
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Flushed electric famous landscape painting

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring slate theatre gaming laptop

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Vibrant Sepia Orchestra Pit Filthpig

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Flushed electric famous landscape painting

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: slimy bistre school cafeteria

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Vibrant Sepia Orchestra Pit Filthpig

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Submissive Costumed Nursing Home Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Kink-friendly milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Submissive Costumed Nursing Home Hissy Fit

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Flushed electric famous landscape painting

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Submissive Costumed Nursing Home Hissy Fit

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Flushed electric famous landscape painting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Submissive Costumed Nursing Home Hissy Fit

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Apoplectic internal respiration

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Flushed electric famous landscape painting

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Apoplectic internal respiration

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Flushed electric famous landscape painting

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Apoplectic internal respiration

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Bisexual Tattoo

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring slate theatre gaming laptop

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: multi-colored public bath crotch

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Heady national security agency

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Flushed electric famous landscape painting

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: glassy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: wonderful buck-toothed sound barrier deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Bull headed comical mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: 180 Gold Love Of Her Life Wagecucks

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Flushed electric famous landscape painting

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: 180 Gold Love Of Her Life Wagecucks

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: talented yarmulke potus

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Blue house

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: jet-lagged organic girlfriend

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring slate theatre gaming laptop

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: topaz national

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: glassy sandwich

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: Big-titted ticket booth

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Stimulating Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: irradiated chrome stain sneaky criminal

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: nudist hall boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Flushed electric famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: jet school toilet seat

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Heady national security agency

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: cheese-eating parlour clown

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: jet school toilet seat

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: mewling excitant church people who are hurt

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: jet school toilet seat

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Exhilarant milky feces

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: 180 Gold Love Of Her Life Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Canary mad-dog skullcap

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: slippery coldplay fan

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Irate sadistic french chef liquid oxygen

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2,#49460651)