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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
cordovan supple garrison
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
concupiscible sweet tailpipe station
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Boyish Infuriating Locale
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Bronze seedy hall idea he suggested
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Vibrant flesh persian double fault
  10/24/16
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Blathering multi-colored sex offender preventive strike
  01/03/17
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Shimmering misunderstood orchestra pit
  02/20/18
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Lilac Lettuce
  06/03/19
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Bronze seedy hall idea he suggested
  10/14/20
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Yapping Kitchen Alpha
  01/25/16
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Avocado appetizing set doctorate
  01/25/16
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charismatic cyan fat ankles mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
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sable submissive school cafeteria
  01/25/16
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Big charcoal theatre depressive
  01/25/16
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charismatic cyan fat ankles mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
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sable submissive school cafeteria
  01/25/16
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pearly talented selfie
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Chartreuse electric library son of senegal
  01/25/16
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Chest-beating mother
  01/25/16
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rough-skinned plum cruise ship trump supporter
  01/25/16
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cordovan supple garrison
  01/25/16
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bat shit crazy stirring internal respiration
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
soul-stirring burgundy locus half-breed
  01/25/16
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Dun abode masturbator
  01/25/16
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concupiscible sweet tailpipe station
  01/26/16
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hairraiser senate round eye
  01/26/16
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dull effete patrolman water buffalo
  01/26/16
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razzmatazz quadroon party of the first part
  11/27/16
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Chartreuse electric library son of senegal
  06/13/17
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Motley orange institution love of her life
  12/19/17
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cordovan supple garrison
  01/24/18
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Vivacious university bbw
  06/10/24
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Boyish Infuriating Locale
  01/26/16
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brindle frisky address rigor
  10/24/16
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Blathering multi-colored sex offender preventive strike
  11/27/16
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Chartreuse electric library son of senegal
  01/23/17
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Vigorous Narrow-minded Hell Degenerate
  03/15/17
...
Chartreuse electric library son of senegal
  04/20/17
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Chartreuse electric library son of senegal
  02/20/18
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Chartreuse electric library son of senegal
  05/24/18
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thriller puppy step-uncle's house
  09/26/21
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honey-headed trip mexican
  03/12/22
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Vivacious university bbw
  05/15/22
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Vivacious university bbw
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Fragrant Fishy Theater Nowag
  01/25/16
Brutal
Chest-beating mother
  01/25/16
...
Topaz office philosopher-king
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
bateful telephone mood
  01/25/16
toxic
Galvanic sick rehab legend
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Bisexual stock car hospital
  01/25/16
...
Avocado appetizing set doctorate
  01/25/16
...
cordovan supple garrison
  01/25/16
...
Kink-friendly meetinghouse
  01/25/16
damnit
provocative mustard national
  01/25/16
...
charismatic cyan fat ankles mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
cordovan supple garrison
  01/25/16
jfc
Chartreuse electric library son of senegal
  01/25/16
Cr edit
charismatic cyan fat ankles mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
...
cordovan supple garrison
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Chartreuse electric library son of senegal
  01/25/16
Cr
cordovan supple garrison
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
rusted chad
  01/25/16
hm
azure wonderful indirect expression
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
rusted chad
  01/25/16
wait
Gold Dead Base
  01/25/16
...
Boyish Infuriating Locale
  01/26/16
...
vermilion house liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
...
cordovan supple garrison
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Bisexual stock car hospital
  01/25/16
...
magenta swashbuckling lay cuck
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Fragrant Fishy Theater Nowag
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Chartreuse electric library son of senegal
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Fragrant Fishy Theater Nowag
  01/25/16
...
Gold Dead Base
  01/25/16
...
Motley orange institution love of her life
  01/25/16
...
Primrose stimulating crackhouse
  01/25/16
...
provocative mustard national
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Kink-friendly meetinghouse
  01/25/16
...
cordovan supple garrison
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Spectacular stage turdskin
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
cordovan supple garrison
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
sapphire self-absorbed regret
  01/25/16
...
Bat-shit-crazy Plaza
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Drab stubborn generalized bond keepsake machete
  01/25/16
...
bateful telephone mood
  01/25/16
...
bat shit crazy stirring internal respiration
  01/25/16
damn
rusted chad
  01/25/16
...
aquamarine comical box office
  01/25/16
...
hilarious whorehouse tank
  01/25/16
O LORD
Razzle-dazzle dopamine parlor
  01/25/16
jfc
maize corner shitlib
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
unholy heaven dog poop
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Dun abode masturbator
  01/25/16
...
charismatic cyan fat ankles mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
Lmao
cordovan supple garrison
  01/25/16
...
pearl mind-boggling public bath boiling water
  01/25/16
...
Boyish Infuriating Locale
  01/26/16
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aquamarine comical box office
  01/26/16
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dull effete patrolman water buffalo
  01/26/16
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cordovan supple garrison
  02/15/16
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Buff aromatic indian lodge new version
  07/08/17
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Brass filthpig pozpig
  07/08/17
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Shaky potus hominid
  07/08/17
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cordovan supple garrison
  10/27/17
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lascivious jet ape
  12/26/17
...
cordovan supple garrison
  05/24/18
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cordovan supple garrison
  03/16/20
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arousing medicated trust fund area
  02/18/22
...
low-t brilliant market international law enforcement agency
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
soul-stirring burgundy locus half-breed
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
provocative mustard national
  01/25/16
ouch
bull headed theater stage people who are hurt
  01/26/16
poison
insanely creepy community account point
  01/26/16
...
disgusting tattoo
  01/26/16
180
concupiscible sweet tailpipe station
  01/26/16
...
Gold Dead Base
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Navy pocket flask hissy fit
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
excitant thirsty nursing home athletic conference
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Boyish Infuriating Locale
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
rusted chad
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Marvelous Pink Volcanic Crater Business Firm
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
mauve field
  01/26/16
RIP brother
maniacal principal's office
  09/27/16
...
low-t brilliant market international law enforcement agency
  12/26/17
...
dull effete patrolman water buffalo
  08/12/19
180
Bronze seedy hall idea he suggested
  01/26/16
...
dull effete patrolman water buffalo
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
maroon exhilarant site cumskin
  01/27/16
...
Motley orange institution love of her life
  01/27/16
...
cordovan supple garrison
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Aphrodisiac Center
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Aphrodisiac Center
  02/02/16
...
Bistre passionate resort
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
claret internet-worthy space immigrant
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Green Cerebral Trailer Park Headpube
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Fiercely-loyal factory reset button
  02/24/16
18000000
bearded idiot
  03/04/16
165
titillating unhinged hairy legs temple
  03/04/16
...
curious idiotic cuckoldry
  05/19/16
chilling
Contagious police squad shrine
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Judgmental voyeur mental disorder
  12/17/16
Good lord.
glittery property private investor
  01/03/17
oh my.
orchid deer antler
  01/23/17
toxic
citrine angry home boltzmann
  03/13/17
...
Vigorous Narrow-minded Hell Degenerate
  03/15/17
...
Primrose stimulating crackhouse
  04/02/17
...
coral faggot firefighter range
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
black startled brunch
  07/08/17
...
racy stage
  10/27/17
mother of god
Brass filthpig pozpig
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
irradiated death wish
  10/27/17
JFC
Adventurous Queen Of The Night
  10/27/17
...
Floppy black woman
  12/26/17
...
Odious spot twinkling uncleanness
  12/26/17
ouch
histrionic elastic band
  02/20/18
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deep dashing chapel
  02/20/18
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Ivory Psychic
  01/16/19
...
hyperactive laughsome lodge coffee pot
  08/09/19
...
thriller puppy step-uncle's house
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Nighttime old irish cottage
  07/28/25
...
sinister 180 pistol bawdyhouse
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
autistic becky
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Drunken yellow dragon casino
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
bat shit crazy stirring internal respiration
  01/25/16
...
Dun abode masturbator
  01/25/16
...
grizzly native
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Chest-beating mother
  01/25/16
toxic
rusted chad
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Chest-beating mother
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
rusted chad
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Chest-beating mother
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
cordovan supple garrison
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
rusted chad
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
cordovan supple garrison
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Beady-eyed den
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
rusted chad
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Chest-beating mother
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Spectacular stage turdskin
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Chest-beating mother
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Spectacular stage turdskin
  01/25/16
TY bro
Chest-beating mother
  01/25/16
...
Dun abode masturbator
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Amber marketing idea pit
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Topaz office philosopher-king
  10/27/17
...
crimson fluffy striped hyena prole
  10/27/17
...
cordovan supple garrison
  05/24/18
...
orchid deer antler
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Disturbing Outnumbered Forum Skinny Woman
  10/27/17
credited advice
histrionic elastic band
  05/24/18
even more toxic
rusted chad
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Up-to-no-good balding menage
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
rusted chad
  01/25/16
i lol'd
misanthropic parlour corn cake
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Chest-beating mother
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Spectacular stage turdskin
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
rusted chad
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
cordovan supple garrison
  01/25/16
lol
Ruddy Piazza Macaca
  06/01/17
...
Chest-beating mother
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
rusted chad
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Chest-beating mother
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
concupiscible sweet tailpipe station
  01/26/16
...
low-t brilliant market international law enforcement agency
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
unholy heaven dog poop
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
unholy heaven dog poop
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Chest-beating mother
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
unholy heaven dog poop
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
rusted chad
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
unholy heaven dog poop
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
rusted chad
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
unholy heaven dog poop
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
cordovan supple garrison
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Chest-beating mother
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
rusted chad
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Chest-beating mother
  01/25/16
Lmao
exciting mentally impaired affirmative action
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
cordovan supple garrison
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Chartreuse electric library son of senegal
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
cordovan supple garrison
  01/25/16
lmao true
rusted chad
  01/25/16
...
Gold Dead Base
  01/26/16
...
low-t brilliant market international law enforcement agency
  12/26/17
Haha
high-end razzle electric furnace national security agency
  03/19/20
...
Chest-beating mother
  01/25/16
...
Kink-friendly meetinghouse
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Navy pocket flask hissy fit
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Amber marketing idea pit
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Lemon church building milk
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
ocher dysfunction
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
cordovan supple garrison
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Disturbing Outnumbered Forum Skinny Woman
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
maniacal principal's office
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
swollen roommate
  06/03/19
oh no
Marvelous Pink Volcanic Crater Business Firm
  08/08/19
LOL
Elite haunting dilemma faggotry
  03/16/20
JFC
orchid deer antler
  03/19/20
Update?
arousing medicated trust fund area
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Scarlet Violent Brethren
  01/25/16
...
Chest-beating mother
  01/25/16
...
Motley orange institution love of her life
  05/19/16
...
vermilion house liquid oxygen
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Cracking gas station sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Kink-friendly meetinghouse
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Cracking gas station sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
Cr
Kink-friendly meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
Boyish Infuriating Locale
  01/26/16
...
Boyish Infuriating Locale
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Cracking gas station sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
...
autistic becky
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
violent hideous church
  01/26/16
...
violent hideous church
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Yapping Kitchen Alpha
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Buff aromatic indian lodge new version
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
insane diverse toaster candlestick maker
  01/26/16
...
aquamarine comical box office
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
concupiscible sweet tailpipe station
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Gold Dead Base
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Chartreuse electric library son of senegal
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
insane diverse toaster candlestick maker
  01/26/16
Lmfao
cordovan supple garrison
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Yapping Kitchen Alpha
  01/26/16
...
Iridescent roast beef
  01/16/19
...
high-end razzle electric furnace national security agency
  03/16/20
...
Bronze seedy hall idea he suggested
  01/26/16
...
Gold Dead Base
  01/26/16
...
aquamarine comical box office
  01/26/16
...
Motley orange institution love of her life
  03/28/16
...
hyperactive laughsome lodge coffee pot
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Insecure Heady Cuckold
  01/26/16
...
cordovan supple garrison
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Beady-eyed den
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Bronze seedy hall idea he suggested
  01/26/16
...
Vibrant flesh persian double fault
  10/24/16
...
Gold Dead Base
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
misanthropic parlour corn cake
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Bespoke ungodly stag film friendly grandma
  04/04/16
...
Vigorous Narrow-minded Hell Degenerate
  03/15/17
*applause*
sanctuary
  10/27/17
...
thriller puppy step-uncle's house
  09/26/21
...
Disturbing Outnumbered Forum Skinny Woman
  01/26/16
...
Gold Dead Base
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Cracking gas station sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Gold Dead Base
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
cordovan supple garrison
  01/26/16
...
Cracking gas station sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Cracking gas station sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
...
Kink-friendly meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
Spectacular stage turdskin
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
mauve field
  01/26/16
Describe
Cracking gas station sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
mauve field
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Cracking gas station sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
...
Gold Dead Base
  01/26/16
...
Spectacular stage turdskin
  01/26/16
Please be flame
cordovan supple garrison
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
mauve field
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Chartreuse electric library son of senegal
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
mauve field
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
racy stage
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
dull effete patrolman water buffalo
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
mauve field
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Navy pocket flask hissy fit
  01/26/16
Fuck
racy stage
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
vermilion house liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
cq's!
rusted chad
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
mauve field
  01/26/16
...
orchid deer antler
  03/19/20
...
Vigorous Narrow-minded Hell Degenerate
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
startling painfully honest tanning salon multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Beady-eyed den
  01/26/16
except for your autism
autistic becky
  01/26/16
...
cordovan supple garrison
  01/26/16
...
histrionic elastic band
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Beady-eyed den
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Spectacular stage turdskin
  01/26/16
...
dull effete patrolman water buffalo
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Beady-eyed den
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
insane diverse toaster candlestick maker
  01/26/16
...
aquamarine comical box office
  01/26/16
...
Boyish Infuriating Locale
  01/23/17
...
Vigorous Narrow-minded Hell Degenerate
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Gold Dead Base
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crystalline state halford
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lmao at the dog bit
insane diverse toaster candlestick maker
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Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
mauve field
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fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Gold Dead Base
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lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
mauve field
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do u love it
Gold Dead Base
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
mauve field
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karate school
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
mauve field
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...
cordovan supple garrison
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Chartreuse electric library son of senegal
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Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
mauve field
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Chartreuse electric library son of senegal
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
insane diverse toaster candlestick maker
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ok fair im kinda slow today
Chartreuse electric library son of senegal
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this guy gets it
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...
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JFC
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180
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I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
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Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
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Chocolate Newt Location
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"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Navy pocket flask hissy fit
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Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
mauve field
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Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
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mauve field
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mmm hmmm
mauve field
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Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Navy pocket flask hissy fit
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
mauve field
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Navy pocket flask hissy fit
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
mauve field
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Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
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180 twist
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Gold Dead Base
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THIS
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impertinent
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
dull effete patrolman water buffalo
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All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Navy pocket flask hissy fit
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No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
dull effete patrolman water buffalo
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I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Navy pocket flask hissy fit
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If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
dull effete patrolman water buffalo
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Navy pocket flask hissy fit
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
dull effete patrolman water buffalo
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
pearly talented selfie
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
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sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
pearly talented selfie
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shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
rusted chad
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Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Navy pocket flask hissy fit
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Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
dull effete patrolman water buffalo
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The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Navy pocket flask hissy fit
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dull effete patrolman water buffalo
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Navy pocket flask hissy fit
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rusted chad
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provocative mustard national
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bat shit crazy stirring internal respiration
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180
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cordovan supple garrison
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...
vermilion house liquid oxygen
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mauve field
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it was absolutely brutal
Flatulent genital piercing
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Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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tyft brother
misanthropic parlour corn cake
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...
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Chest-beating mother
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180.
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brave
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Chartreuse electric library son of senegal
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already preserved in the archives
rusted chad
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cordovan supple garrison
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cordovan supple garrison
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...
Judgmental voyeur mental disorder
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"i made it," he thought.
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bump for leolenin
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Motley orange institution love of her life
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...
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Floppy black woman
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Smoky hairless juggernaut
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
cordovan supple garrison
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Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
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The signs were, sadly, all there
cordovan supple garrison
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racy stage
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Not what I needed right now
cordovan supple garrison
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...
vermilion house liquid oxygen
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This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
obsidian useless brakes
  01/16/19
Jfc
cordovan supple garrison
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
vermilion house liquid oxygen
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Cerise circlehead
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
pearly talented selfie
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
federal yarmulke
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
federal yarmulke
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
insane diverse toaster candlestick maker
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Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
federal yarmulke
  01/17/19
...
racy stage
  04/08/19
...
crotch
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Floppy black woman
  04/09/19
...
federal yarmulke
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
federal yarmulke
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
cordovan supple garrison
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Lime gunner
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
cordovan supple garrison
  06/03/19
...
vermilion house liquid oxygen
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Green Cerebral Trailer Park Headpube
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
federal yarmulke
  06/03/19
...
Bronze seedy hall idea he suggested
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Absolutely devastating for board libs.
federal yarmulke
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...
federal yarmulke
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Costumed embarrassed to the bone wagecucks
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Coiffed cream
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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arousing medicated trust fund area
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all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Bronze seedy hall idea he suggested

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse electric library son of senegal

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Fragrant Fishy Theater Nowag

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Chest-beating mother

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: bateful telephone mood

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Galvanic sick rehab legend

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: rusted chad

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: rusted chad

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Author: Gold Dead Base

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678967)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Fragrant Fishy Theater Nowag

180 thread

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Chartreuse electric library son of senegal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Fragrant Fishy Theater Nowag

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Kink-friendly meetinghouse

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Spectacular stage turdskin

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: sapphire self-absorbed regret

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Plaza



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: rusted chad

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: maize corner shitlib

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: provocative mustard national

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Gold Dead Base



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Navy pocket flask hissy fit

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Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Boyish Infuriating Locale

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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: rusted chad

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Marvelous Pink Volcanic Crater Business Firm

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: mauve field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: maniacal principal's office

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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Center

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Center

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29740482)



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Author: claret internet-worthy space immigrant

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Green Cerebral Trailer Park Headpube

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal factory reset button

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: bearded idiot

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Contagious police squad shrine

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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Judgmental voyeur mental disorder

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: glittery property private investor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: orchid deer antler

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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: citrine angry home boltzmann

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Vigorous Narrow-minded Hell Degenerate



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: black startled brunch

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: racy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Brass filthpig pozpig

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: irradiated death wish

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Adventurous Queen Of The Night

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Floppy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Odious spot twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: histrionic elastic band

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: deep dashing chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Ivory Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: hyperactive laughsome lodge coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: thriller puppy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Nighttime old irish cottage

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: sinister 180 pistol bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: autistic becky

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Drunken yellow dragon casino

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: bat shit crazy stirring internal respiration

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Dun abode masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: grizzly native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating mother

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: rusted chad

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Chest-beating mother

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: rusted chad

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Chest-beating mother

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: rusted chad

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed den

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: rusted chad

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Chest-beating mother

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Spectacular stage turdskin

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Chest-beating mother

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Spectacular stage turdskin

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Chest-beating mother

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Dun abode masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Amber marketing idea pit

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Topaz office philosopher-king

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: crimson fluffy striped hyena prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: orchid deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Disturbing Outnumbered Forum Skinny Woman

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: histrionic elastic band

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: rusted chad

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good balding menage

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: rusted chad

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: misanthropic parlour corn cake

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Chest-beating mother

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Spectacular stage turdskin

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: rusted chad

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Ruddy Piazza Macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Chest-beating mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: rusted chad

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Chest-beating mother

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: concupiscible sweet tailpipe station

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: low-t brilliant market international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: unholy heaven dog poop

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: unholy heaven dog poop

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Chest-beating mother

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: unholy heaven dog poop

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: rusted chad

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: unholy heaven dog poop

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: rusted chad

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: unholy heaven dog poop

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Chest-beating mother

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: rusted chad

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Chest-beating mother

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: exciting mentally impaired affirmative action

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse electric library son of senegal

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: rusted chad

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Gold Dead Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: low-t brilliant market international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: high-end razzle electric furnace national security agency

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Chest-beating mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Kink-friendly meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Navy pocket flask hissy fit

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Amber marketing idea pit

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Lemon church building milk

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: ocher dysfunction

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Disturbing Outnumbered Forum Skinny Woman

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: maniacal principal's office

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: swollen roommate

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Marvelous Pink Volcanic Crater Business Firm

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Elite haunting dilemma faggotry

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: orchid deer antler

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: arousing medicated trust fund area

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Scarlet Violent Brethren

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Chest-beating mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Motley orange institution love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: vermilion house liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Cracking gas station sneaky criminal

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Kink-friendly meetinghouse

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Cracking gas station sneaky criminal

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Kink-friendly meetinghouse

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Boyish Infuriating Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Boyish Infuriating Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Cracking gas station sneaky criminal

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: autistic becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: violent hideous church

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: violent hideous church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Yapping Kitchen Alpha

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Buff aromatic indian lodge new version

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: insane diverse toaster candlestick maker

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: aquamarine comical box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: concupiscible sweet tailpipe station

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Gold Dead Base

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse electric library son of senegal

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: insane diverse toaster candlestick maker

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Yapping Kitchen Alpha

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Iridescent roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: high-end razzle electric furnace national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Bronze seedy hall idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Gold Dead Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: aquamarine comical box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Motley orange institution love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: hyperactive laughsome lodge coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Insecure Heady Cuckold

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed den

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Bronze seedy hall idea he suggested

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Vibrant flesh persian double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Gold Dead Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: misanthropic parlour corn cake

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Bespoke ungodly stag film friendly grandma

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Vigorous Narrow-minded Hell Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author:  sanctuary

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: thriller puppy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Disturbing Outnumbered Forum Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Gold Dead Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Cracking gas station sneaky criminal

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Gold Dead Base

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Cracking gas station sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Cracking gas station sneaky criminal

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Kink-friendly meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Spectacular stage turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: mauve field

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Cracking gas station sneaky criminal

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: mauve field

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Cracking gas station sneaky criminal

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Gold Dead Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Spectacular stage turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: mauve field

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Chartreuse electric library son of senegal

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: mauve field

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: racy stage

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: dull effete patrolman water buffalo

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: mauve field

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Navy pocket flask hissy fit

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: racy stage

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: vermilion house liquid oxygen

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: rusted chad

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: mauve field

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: orchid deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Vigorous Narrow-minded Hell Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: startling painfully honest tanning salon multi-billionaire

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed den

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: autistic becky

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: histrionic elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed den

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Spectacular stage turdskin

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: dull effete patrolman water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed den

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: insane diverse toaster candlestick maker

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: aquamarine comical box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Boyish Infuriating Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Vigorous Narrow-minded Hell Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Buff aromatic indian lodge new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Cracking gas station sneaky criminal

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Vibrant flesh persian double fault

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Motley orange institution love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Blathering multi-colored sex offender preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Massive Cruel-hearted Stead Stain

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: mauve field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Gold Dead Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Chartreuse electric library son of senegal

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: crystalline state halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: insane diverse toaster candlestick maker

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: mauve field

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Gold Dead Base

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: mauve field

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Gold Dead Base

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: mauve field

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author:  karate school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: insane diverse toaster candlestick maker

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: mauve field

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Chartreuse electric library son of senegal

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: mauve field

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse electric library son of senegal

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: insane diverse toaster candlestick maker

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Chartreuse electric library son of senegal

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: mauve field

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: fantasy-prone ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author:  Chocolate Newt Location

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: provocative mustard national

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: racy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Bronze seedy hall idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Spectacular stage turdskin

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: vermilion house liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: aquamarine comical box office

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Light hateful codepig

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  sexy hunting ground pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: filthy pale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: racy stage

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: mauve field

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author:  Chocolate Newt Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  Chocolate Newt Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Navy pocket flask hissy fit

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: mauve field

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Navy pocket flask hissy fit

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: mauve field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: mauve field

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Navy pocket flask hissy fit

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: mauve field

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Navy pocket flask hissy fit

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: mauve field

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Navy pocket flask hissy fit

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Gold Dead Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: misanthropic parlour corn cake

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  impertinent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: dull effete patrolman water buffalo

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Navy pocket flask hissy fit

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: dull effete patrolman water buffalo

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Navy pocket flask hissy fit

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: dull effete patrolman water buffalo

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Navy pocket flask hissy fit

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: dull effete patrolman water buffalo

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Navy pocket flask hissy fit

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: pearly talented selfie

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Navy pocket flask hissy fit

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: pearly talented selfie

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: rusted chad

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Navy pocket flask hissy fit

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: dull effete patrolman water buffalo

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Navy pocket flask hissy fit

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed den

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Navy pocket flask hissy fit

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: dull effete patrolman water buffalo

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Navy pocket flask hissy fit

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: rusted chad

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Hot digit ratio

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: provocative mustard national

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: bat shit crazy stirring internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: opaque jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Dun abode masturbator

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: vermilion house liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Center

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Flatulent genital piercing

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Dun abode masturbator

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: mauve field

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Flatulent genital piercing

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: fantasy-prone ticket booth

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: misanthropic parlour corn cake

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Gold Dead Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Chest-beating mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Motley orange institution love of her life

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  impertinent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Judgmental voyeur mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Gold Dead Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  big-titted

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: arousing medicated trust fund area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Gold Dead Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: confused

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Dun abode masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Chartreuse electric library son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Primrose stimulating crackhouse



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: insane diverse toaster candlestick maker

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: arousing medicated trust fund area



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Gold Dead Base



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  harsh



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Chartreuse electric library son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: vermilion house liquid oxygen

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: rusted chad

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Flatulent genital piercing

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Judgmental voyeur mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Gay personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: vermilion house liquid oxygen

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: 

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Disturbing Outnumbered Forum Skinny Woman

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: confused

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  obsidian useless brakes

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Bronze seedy hall idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: cordovan supple garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Chartreuse electric library son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Vigorous Narrow-minded Hell Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Judgmental voyeur mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Learning disabled olive nibblets main people

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Slimy chestnut

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: orchid deer antler

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  slap-happy giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Motley orange institution love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Greedy kitty

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: orchid deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: bipolar bearded scourge upon the earth

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Puce zippy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Chartreuse electric library son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: racy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: vermilion house liquid oxygen

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Floppy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Smoky hairless juggernaut

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Smoky hairless juggernaut

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Gay personal credit line

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: arrogant gay wizard

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Chest-beating mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: racy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: wine godawful kitty cat

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: hairraiser senate round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: racy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: vermilion house liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  obsidian useless brakes

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: vermilion house liquid oxygen

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Cerise circlehead

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: pearly talented selfie

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  federal yarmulke

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  federal yarmulke

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: insane diverse toaster candlestick maker

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  federal yarmulke

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: racy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author:  crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Floppy black woman

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  federal yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  federal yarmulke

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Lime gunner

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: cordovan supple garrison

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: vermilion house liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Green Cerebral Trailer Park Headpube

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  federal yarmulke

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Bronze seedy hall idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  federal yarmulke

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  federal yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Costumed embarrassed to the bone wagecucks

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Coiffed cream

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Costumed embarrassed to the bone wagecucks

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Costumed embarrassed to the bone wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Tan dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse electric library son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: insane diverse toaster candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: insane diverse toaster candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Offensive Therapy



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Chartreuse electric library son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: vermilion house liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Territorial associate organic girlfriend



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: thriller puppy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: insane diverse toaster candlestick maker

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse electric library son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: arousing medicated trust fund area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Henna antidepressant drug

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  snowy

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: cordovan supple garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: racy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: arousing medicated trust fund area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#49548061)