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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
rebellious orange party of the first part fanboi
  01/26/16
This one stings.
tripping motley sandwich
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Multi-colored Faggotry
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Henna bateful skinny woman
  10/24/16
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glittery puce scourge upon the earth space
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  06/03/19
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Multi-colored Faggotry
  10/14/20
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Alcoholic windowlicker state
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Twisted Bearded Boistinker Temple
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Alcoholic windowlicker state
  01/25/16
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Twisted Bearded Boistinker Temple
  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
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Odious Bistre Office Double Fault
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laughsome hissy fit cuck
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carnelian tank dysfunction
  01/25/16
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Provocative Parlour Nibblets
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infuriating very tactful dilemma dopamine
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rebellious orange party of the first part fanboi
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180 dingle berry gas station
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  11/27/16
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  01/26/16
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glittery puce scourge upon the earth space
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  09/26/21
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  03/12/22
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diverse institution kitty
  05/15/22
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diverse institution kitty
  05/04/24
ruthless.
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  01/25/16
Brutal
Odious Bistre Office Double Fault
  01/25/16
...
Fiercely-loyal fuchsia mediation
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
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  01/25/16
toxic
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  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
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  01/25/16
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Bronze federal kitchen
  01/25/16
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laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
damnit
Racy sapphire yarmulke
  01/25/16
...
Alcoholic windowlicker state
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/25/16
jfc
Cream bisexual hairy legs
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Alcoholic windowlicker state
  01/25/16
...
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Cream bisexual hairy legs
  01/25/16
Cr
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  01/25/16
hm
Godawful nofapping ceo station
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  01/25/16
wait
electric becky
  01/25/16
...
tripping motley sandwich
  01/26/16
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cerebral cruise ship
  01/25/16
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laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Sickened ruby church place of business
  01/25/16
...
Gaped Irate Stag Film
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Tan misanthropic crackhouse
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Cream bisexual hairy legs
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Tan misanthropic crackhouse
  01/25/16
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electric becky
  01/25/16
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Racy sapphire yarmulke
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
stimulating translucent hell digit ratio
  01/25/16
...
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
hairless jade circlehead
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
crusty stirring karate
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...
frum metal school cafeteria roommate
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
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rose rehab travel guidebook
  01/25/16
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carnelian tank dysfunction
  01/25/16
damn
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
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cowardly fat ankles
  01/25/16
O LORD
out-of-control razzmatazz library
  01/25/16
jfc
Razzle sienna bawdyhouse faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Charismatic bearded native gaming laptop
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
infuriating very tactful dilemma dopamine
  01/25/16
...
Alcoholic windowlicker state
  01/25/16
Lmao
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/25/16
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tripping motley sandwich
  01/26/16
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Fragrant white black woman idea he suggested
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180 dingle berry gas station
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laughsome hissy fit cuck
  02/15/16
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laughsome hissy fit cuck
  10/27/17
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laughsome hissy fit cuck
  05/24/18
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laughsome hissy fit cuck
  03/16/20
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Impressive shrine mother
  02/18/22
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up-to-no-good candlestick maker national security agency
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Provocative Parlour Nibblets
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
Racy sapphire yarmulke
  01/25/16
ouch
Poppy area
  01/26/16
poison
Supple School Philosopher-king
  01/26/16
...
razzle-dazzle elite depressive
  01/26/16
180
rebellious orange party of the first part fanboi
  01/26/16
...
electric becky
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
soul-stirring magical therapy legend
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
ocher naked degenerate
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
tripping motley sandwich
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
low-t irradiated immigrant
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Aromatic alpha
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Vigorous Ebony Mexican
  09/27/16
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up-to-no-good candlestick maker national security agency
  12/26/17
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180 dingle berry gas station
  08/12/19
180
Multi-colored Faggotry
  01/26/16
...
180 dingle berry gas station
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
excitant pit
  01/27/16
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dead plaza internal respiration
  01/27/16
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laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
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  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
glassy death wish filthpig
  02/02/16
...
green home jew
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Greedy disturbing business firm
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Cerise Adventurous House
  02/24/16
18000000
Silver At-the-ready Indian Lodge Azn
  03/04/16
165
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  03/04/16
...
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  05/19/16
chilling
exciting sneaky criminal
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Pearly Private Investor Step-uncle's House
  12/17/16
Good lord.
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  01/03/17
oh my.
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  01/23/17
toxic
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  06/01/17
180 existential horror
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boyish hilarious fortuitous meteor keepsake machete
  10/27/17
mother of god
dashing base
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
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  10/27/17
JFC
Comical disrespectful chapel
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  12/26/17
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  12/26/17
ouch
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  09/26/21
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  07/28/25
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  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
vibrant violent voyeur idiot
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
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  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
carnelian tank dysfunction
  01/25/16
...
infuriating very tactful dilemma dopamine
  01/25/16
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frisky seedy shitlib hall
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Odious Bistre Office Double Fault
  01/25/16
toxic
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Odious Bistre Office Double Fault
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Odious Bistre Office Double Fault
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
bull headed dragon wrinkle
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Odious Bistre Office Double Fault
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
hairless jade circlehead
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Odious Bistre Office Double Fault
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
hairless jade circlehead
  01/25/16
TY bro
Odious Bistre Office Double Fault
  01/25/16
...
infuriating very tactful dilemma dopamine
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Vermilion Haunted Graveyard
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Fiercely-loyal fuchsia mediation
  10/27/17
...
chestnut floppy partner
  10/27/17
...
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  05/24/18
...
vivacious startling site
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Sinister Macaca Doctorate
  10/27/17
credited advice
lascivious tantric theater stage roast beef
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Slap-happy Plum Knife
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  01/25/16
i lol'd
underhanded nubile address
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Odious Bistre Office Double Fault
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
hairless jade circlehead
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/25/16
lol
Buck-toothed Locus
  06/01/17
...
Odious Bistre Office Double Fault
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Odious Bistre Office Double Fault
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
rebellious orange party of the first part fanboi
  01/26/16
...
up-to-no-good candlestick maker national security agency
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Charismatic bearded native gaming laptop
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Charismatic bearded native gaming laptop
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Odious Bistre Office Double Fault
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Charismatic bearded native gaming laptop
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Charismatic bearded native gaming laptop
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Charismatic bearded native gaming laptop
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Odious Bistre Office Double Fault
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Odious Bistre Office Double Fault
  01/25/16
Lmao
Aphrodisiac judgmental box office boltzmann
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Cream bisexual hairy legs
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/25/16
lmao true
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  01/25/16
...
electric becky
  01/26/16
...
up-to-no-good candlestick maker national security agency
  12/26/17
Haha
spruce insane turdskin set
  03/19/20
...
Odious Bistre Office Double Fault
  01/25/16
...
stimulating translucent hell digit ratio
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
soul-stirring magical therapy legend
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Vermilion Haunted Graveyard
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Talented son of senegal
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Shaky blood rage
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Sinister Macaca Doctorate
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Vigorous Ebony Mexican
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
onyx heady university
  06/03/19
oh no
low-t irradiated immigrant
  08/08/19
LOL
concupiscible jet stead rigpig
  03/16/20
JFC
vivacious startling site
  03/19/20
Update?
Impressive shrine mother
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
wonderful sanctuary trump supporter
  01/25/16
...
Odious Bistre Office Double Fault
  01/25/16
...
dead plaza internal respiration
  05/19/16
...
cerebral cruise ship
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Passionate newt crotch
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
stimulating translucent hell digit ratio
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Passionate newt crotch
  01/26/16
Cr
stimulating translucent hell digit ratio
  01/26/16
...
tripping motley sandwich
  01/26/16
...
tripping motley sandwich
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Passionate newt crotch
  01/26/16
...
vibrant violent voyeur idiot
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
milky toaster field
  01/26/16
...
milky toaster field
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
galvanic primrose queen of the night location
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
mint histrionic elastic band
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
titillating grizzly locale volcanic crater
  01/26/16
...
Fragrant white black woman idea he suggested
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
rebellious orange party of the first part fanboi
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
electric becky
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Cream bisexual hairy legs
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
titillating grizzly locale volcanic crater
  01/26/16
Lmfao
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
galvanic primrose queen of the night location
  01/26/16
...
trip nursing home
  01/16/19
...
spruce insane turdskin set
  03/16/20
...
Multi-colored Faggotry
  01/26/16
...
electric becky
  01/26/16
...
Fragrant white black woman idea he suggested
  01/26/16
...
dead plaza internal respiration
  03/28/16
...
beta cracking senate lettuce
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
french ivory church building round eye
  01/26/16
...
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
bull headed dragon wrinkle
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Multi-colored Faggotry
  01/26/16
...
Henna bateful skinny woman
  10/24/16
...
electric becky
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
underhanded nubile address
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
walnut ratface telephone
  04/04/16
...
fishy pozpig milk
  03/15/17
*applause*
thriller hospital preventive strike
  10/27/17
...
Chocolate organic girlfriend
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
Sinister Macaca Doctorate
  01/26/16
...
electric becky
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Passionate newt crotch
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
electric becky
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/26/16
...
Passionate newt crotch
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Passionate newt crotch
  01/26/16
...
stimulating translucent hell digit ratio
  01/26/16
...
hairless jade circlehead
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Aromatic alpha
  01/26/16
Describe
Passionate newt crotch
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Aromatic alpha
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Passionate newt crotch
  01/26/16
...
electric becky
  01/26/16
...
hairless jade circlehead
  01/26/16
Please be flame
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Aromatic alpha
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Cream bisexual hairy legs
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Aromatic alpha
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
boyish hilarious fortuitous meteor keepsake machete
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
180 dingle berry gas station
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Aromatic alpha
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
soul-stirring magical therapy legend
  01/26/16
Fuck
boyish hilarious fortuitous meteor keepsake machete
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
cerebral cruise ship
  01/26/16
cq's!
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Aromatic alpha
  01/26/16
...
vivacious startling site
  03/19/20
...
fishy pozpig milk
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Sick Factory Reset Button
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
bull headed dragon wrinkle
  01/26/16
except for your autism
vibrant violent voyeur idiot
  01/26/16
...
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/26/16
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lascivious tantric theater stage roast beef
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
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  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
hairless jade circlehead
  01/26/16
...
180 dingle berry gas station
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LOL fair
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...
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...
electric becky
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jfc
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...
flirting dog poop
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lmao at the dog bit
titillating grizzly locale volcanic crater
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Aromatic alpha
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
electric becky
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Aromatic alpha
  01/26/16
do u love it
electric becky
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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...
narrow-minded spot patrolman
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
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  01/26/16
...
laughsome hissy fit cuck
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Cream bisexual hairy legs
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Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Aromatic alpha
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Cream bisexual hairy legs
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
titillating grizzly locale volcanic crater
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this guy gets it
Aromatic alpha
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...
aggressive gaping
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
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...
cerebral cruise ship
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*let's you borrow a bullet*
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JFC
love of her life associate
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180
autistic nighttime theatre cuckoldry
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...
Azure weed whacker
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I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
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Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
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...
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Blue insanely creepy property
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
soul-stirring magical therapy legend
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Aromatic alpha
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
soul-stirring magical therapy legend
  01/26/16
...
Aromatic alpha
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Aromatic alpha
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
soul-stirring magical therapy legend
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Aromatic alpha
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
soul-stirring magical therapy legend
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Aromatic alpha
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
soul-stirring magical therapy legend
  01/26/16
180 twist
laughsome hissy fit cuck
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...
electric becky
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THIS
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...
Cruel-hearted crystalline whorehouse mad-dog skullcap
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
180 dingle berry gas station
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
soul-stirring magical therapy legend
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
180 dingle berry gas station
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
soul-stirring magical therapy legend
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
180 dingle berry gas station
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
soul-stirring magical therapy legend
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
180 dingle berry gas station
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
soul-stirring magical therapy legend
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Mind-boggling umber ticket booth
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
soul-stirring magical therapy legend
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Mind-boggling umber ticket booth
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
soul-stirring magical therapy legend
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
180 dingle berry gas station
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
soul-stirring magical therapy legend
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
bull headed dragon wrinkle
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
soul-stirring magical therapy legend
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
180 dingle berry gas station
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
soul-stirring magical therapy legend
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
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180. *GULPS*
Flushed bbw
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fucking damn
Racy sapphire yarmulke
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...
carnelian tank dysfunction
  01/26/16
180
chad
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
infuriating very tactful dilemma dopamine
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/27/16
...
cerebral cruise ship
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
glassy death wish filthpig
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
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  05/19/16
repost please
infuriating very tactful dilemma dopamine
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Aromatic alpha
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Turquoise public bath halford
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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  01/26/16
tyft brother
underhanded nubile address
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...
electric becky
  01/26/16
...
Odious Bistre Office Double Fault
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180.
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...
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...
Pearly Private Investor Step-uncle's House
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...
electric becky
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brave
laughsome hissy fit cuck
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...
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electric becky
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...
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...
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mods please delete
cerebral cruise ship
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug
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...
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Turquoise public bath halford
  10/24/16
...
Pearly Private Investor Step-uncle's House
  10/27/16
...
brass new version
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
cerebral cruise ship
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  08/24/17
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... ...
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...
laughsome hissy fit cuck
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Holy shit.
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Multi-colored Faggotry
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...
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fishy pozpig milk
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...
Pearly Private Investor Step-uncle's House
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Misunderstood Violet
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
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bump for leolenin
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...
claret lay
  12/26/17
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giraffe
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
laughsome hissy fit cuck
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Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
giraffe
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
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laughsome hissy fit cuck
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
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...
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...
boyish hilarious fortuitous meteor keepsake machete
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laughsome hissy fit cuck
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...
cerebral cruise ship
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This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
sexy cuckold
  01/16/19
Jfc
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
cerebral cruise ship
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Amber psychic
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Mind-boggling umber ticket booth
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
self-absorbed selfie
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
self-absorbed selfie
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
titillating grizzly locale volcanic crater
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
self-absorbed selfie
  01/17/19
...
boyish hilarious fortuitous meteor keepsake machete
  04/08/19
...
Slate French Chef
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
claret lay
  04/09/19
...
self-absorbed selfie
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
self-absorbed selfie
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Embarrassed To The Bone Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
laughsome hissy fit cuck
  06/03/19
...
cerebral cruise ship
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
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ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
self-absorbed selfie
  06/03/19
...
Multi-colored Faggotry
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
self-absorbed selfie
  08/08/19
...
self-absorbed selfie
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
ultramarine frozen pistol incel
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
stubborn mad cow disease
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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bump
titillating grizzly locale volcanic crater
  03/12/22
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Impressive shrine mother
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
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laughsome hissy fit cuck
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boyish hilarious fortuitous meteor keepsake machete
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Impressive shrine mother
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  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
jewess
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Sickened ruby church place of business

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Tan misanthropic crackhouse

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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Tan misanthropic crackhouse

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: hairless jade circlehead

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

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So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: crusty stirring karate

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Author: soul-stirring magical therapy legend

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: tripping motley sandwich

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Author: Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug

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Author: low-t irradiated immigrant

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha

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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: glassy death wish filthpig

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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Cerise Adventurous House

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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: vivacious startling site

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: brilliant rough-skinned tanning salon mental disorder

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: fishy pozpig milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Mustard famous landscape painting puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Slimy filthy theater pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: startled pisswyrm market

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: boyish hilarious fortuitous meteor keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: dashing base

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: demanding point

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Comical disrespectful chapel

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: claret lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Drab Blathering Corner Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: lascivious tantric theater stage roast beef

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: ungodly arousing menage boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Salmon mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: beta cracking senate lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Chocolate organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Charcoal coffee pot piazza

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Lake flatulent den potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: vibrant violent voyeur idiot

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Opaque fighting community account heaven

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: carnelian tank dysfunction

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: infuriating very tactful dilemma dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: frisky seedy shitlib hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Odious Bistre Office Double Fault

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Odious Bistre Office Double Fault

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Odious Bistre Office Double Fault

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: bull headed dragon wrinkle

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Odious Bistre Office Double Fault

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: hairless jade circlehead

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Odious Bistre Office Double Fault

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: hairless jade circlehead

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Odious Bistre Office Double Fault

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: infuriating very tactful dilemma dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Vermilion Haunted Graveyard

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal fuchsia mediation

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: chestnut floppy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: vivacious startling site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Sinister Macaca Doctorate

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: lascivious tantric theater stage roast beef

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Slap-happy Plum Knife

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: underhanded nubile address

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Odious Bistre Office Double Fault

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: hairless jade circlehead

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Odious Bistre Office Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Odious Bistre Office Double Fault

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: rebellious orange party of the first part fanboi

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: up-to-no-good candlestick maker national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Charismatic bearded native gaming laptop

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Charismatic bearded native gaming laptop

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Odious Bistre Office Double Fault

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Charismatic bearded native gaming laptop

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Charismatic bearded native gaming laptop

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Charismatic bearded native gaming laptop

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Odious Bistre Office Double Fault

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Odious Bistre Office Double Fault

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac judgmental box office boltzmann

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Cream bisexual hairy legs

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: electric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: up-to-no-good candlestick maker national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: spruce insane turdskin set

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Odious Bistre Office Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: stimulating translucent hell digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring magical therapy legend

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Vermilion Haunted Graveyard

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Talented son of senegal

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Shaky blood rage

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Sinister Macaca Doctorate

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Vigorous Ebony Mexican

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: onyx heady university

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: low-t irradiated immigrant

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: concupiscible jet stead rigpig

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: vivacious startling site

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Impressive shrine mother

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: wonderful sanctuary trump supporter

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Odious Bistre Office Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: dead plaza internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: cerebral cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Passionate newt crotch

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: stimulating translucent hell digit ratio

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Passionate newt crotch

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: stimulating translucent hell digit ratio

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: tripping motley sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: tripping motley sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Passionate newt crotch

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: vibrant violent voyeur idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: milky toaster field

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: milky toaster field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: galvanic primrose queen of the night location

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: mint histrionic elastic band

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: titillating grizzly locale volcanic crater

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Fragrant white black woman idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: rebellious orange party of the first part fanboi

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: electric becky

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Cream bisexual hairy legs

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: titillating grizzly locale volcanic crater

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: galvanic primrose queen of the night location

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: trip nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: spruce insane turdskin set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: electric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Fragrant white black woman idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: dead plaza internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: beta cracking senate lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: french ivory church building round eye

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: bull headed dragon wrinkle

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored Faggotry

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Henna bateful skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: electric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: underhanded nubile address

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: walnut ratface telephone

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: fishy pozpig milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: thriller hospital preventive strike

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Chocolate organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Sinister Macaca Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: electric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Passionate newt crotch

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: electric becky

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Passionate newt crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Passionate newt crotch

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: stimulating translucent hell digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: hairless jade circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Passionate newt crotch

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Passionate newt crotch

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: electric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: hairless jade circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Cream bisexual hairy legs

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: boyish hilarious fortuitous meteor keepsake machete

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: 180 dingle berry gas station

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring magical therapy legend

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: boyish hilarious fortuitous meteor keepsake machete

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: cerebral cruise ship

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: vivacious startling site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: fishy pozpig milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Sick Factory Reset Button

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: bull headed dragon wrinkle

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: vibrant violent voyeur idiot

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: lascivious tantric theater stage roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: bull headed dragon wrinkle

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: hairless jade circlehead

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: 180 dingle berry gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: bull headed dragon wrinkle

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: titillating grizzly locale volcanic crater

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Fragrant white black woman idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: tripping motley sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: fishy pozpig milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: mint histrionic elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Passionate newt crotch

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Henna bateful skinny woman

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: dead plaza internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: glittery puce scourge upon the earth space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author:  high-end parlor

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: electric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Cream bisexual hairy legs

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author:  flirting dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: titillating grizzly locale volcanic crater

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: electric becky

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: electric becky

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author:  narrow-minded spot patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: titillating grizzly locale volcanic crater

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Cream bisexual hairy legs

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Cream bisexual hairy legs

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: titillating grizzly locale volcanic crater

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Cream bisexual hairy legs

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: aggressive gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Blue insanely creepy property

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Racy sapphire yarmulke

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: boyish hilarious fortuitous meteor keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: hairless jade circlehead

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: cerebral cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Fragrant white black woman idea he suggested

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  love of her life associate

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: autistic nighttime theatre cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Azure weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: boyish hilarious fortuitous meteor keepsake machete

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Blue insanely creepy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Blue insanely creepy property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring magical therapy legend

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring magical therapy legend

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring magical therapy legend

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring magical therapy legend

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Aromatic alpha

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring magical therapy legend

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: electric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: underhanded nubile address

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted crystalline whorehouse mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: 180 dingle berry gas station

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring magical therapy legend

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: 180 dingle berry gas station

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring magical therapy legend

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: 180 dingle berry gas station

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring magical therapy legend

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: 180 dingle berry gas station

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring magical therapy legend

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling umber ticket booth

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring magical therapy legend

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling umber ticket booth

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring magical therapy legend

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: 180 dingle berry gas station

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring magical therapy legend

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: bull headed dragon wrinkle

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring magical therapy legend

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: 180 dingle berry gas station

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring magical therapy legend

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Flushed bbw

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Racy sapphire yarmulke

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: carnelian tank dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: infuriating very tactful dilemma dopamine

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: cerebral cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: glassy death wish filthpig

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Turquoise public bath halford

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: infuriating very tactful dilemma dopamine

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Aromatic alpha

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Turquoise public bath halford

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: aggressive gaping

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: underhanded nubile address

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: electric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Odious Bistre Office Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: dead plaza internal respiration

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted crystalline whorehouse mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Pearly Private Investor Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: electric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Friendly Grandma

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Impressive shrine mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: electric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  stain

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: infuriating very tactful dilemma dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Cream bisexual hairy legs



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Mustard famous landscape painting puppy



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: titillating grizzly locale volcanic crater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Impressive shrine mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: electric becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  useless brakes gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Cream bisexual hairy legs



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: cerebral cruise ship

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Hairraiser Brunch Antidepressant Drug

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Turquoise public bath halford

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Pearly Private Investor Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: brass new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: cerebral cruise ship

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: offensive cumskin

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Sinister Macaca Doctorate

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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  stain

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: sexy cuckold

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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Multi-colored Faggotry



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Cream bisexual hairy legs



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: fishy pozpig milk



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Pearly Private Investor Step-uncle's House



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Misunderstood Violet

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: yapping personal credit line

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: vivacious startling site

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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Maniacal outnumbered gay wizard



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: dead plaza internal respiration



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: lime half-breed

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: vivacious startling site



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Orchid ladyboy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: bonkers



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Cream bisexual hairy legs



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: boyish hilarious fortuitous meteor keepsake machete



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: cerebral cruise ship

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: claret lay



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  giraffe

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  giraffe

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: brass new version

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  legal warrant

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Odious Bistre Office Double Fault



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: boyish hilarious fortuitous meteor keepsake machete



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  tattoo

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

The signs were, sadly, all there

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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Garnet water buffalo abode



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: boyish hilarious fortuitous meteor keepsake machete



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: cerebral cruise ship



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: sexy cuckold

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: cerebral cruise ship

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Amber psychic

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling umber ticket booth

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  self-absorbed selfie

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  self-absorbed selfie

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: titillating grizzly locale volcanic crater

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  self-absorbed selfie

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: boyish hilarious fortuitous meteor keepsake machete



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Slate French Chef



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: claret lay

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  self-absorbed selfie



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  self-absorbed selfie

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Twinkling Uncleanness

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: cerebral cruise ship



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: cyan spectacular meetinghouse international law enforcement agency

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  self-absorbed selfie

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Multi-colored Faggotry



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  self-absorbed selfie

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  self-absorbed selfie



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: ultramarine frozen pistol incel

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  stubborn mad cow disease

Does that include you?

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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: ultramarine frozen pistol incel

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: ultramarine frozen pistol incel



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  liquid oxygen



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: titillating grizzly locale volcanic crater



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: titillating grizzly locale volcanic crater



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author:  harsh affirmative action



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Cream bisexual hairy legs



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: cerebral cruise ship



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Laser Beams



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Chocolate organic girlfriend



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: titillating grizzly locale volcanic crater

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Cream bisexual hairy legs



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Impressive shrine mother



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Abnormal

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: big-titted hominid

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit cuck



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: boyish hilarious fortuitous meteor keepsake machete



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Impressive shrine mother



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged prole jap



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author:  jewess

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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