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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Diverse Generalized Bond Selfie
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Flickering stimulating antidepressant drug space
  04/05/26
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Galvanic Demanding Stain
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Diverse Generalized Bond Selfie
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Diverse Generalized Bond Selfie
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Flickering stimulating antidepressant drug space
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Cerise trust fund property
  04/05/26
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grizzly deep theatre
  04/05/26
Lol
silver adventurous pocket flask keepsake machete
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Adulterous swashbuckling pit
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Diverse Generalized Bond Selfie
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Adulterous swashbuckling pit
  04/05/26
...
Flickering stimulating antidepressant drug space
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
exhilarant plum jap sanctuary
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Galvanic Demanding Stain
  04/05/26
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Aromatic domesticated boltzmann
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Curious Associate
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Flirting regret area
  04/05/26
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startling wagecucks
  04/05/26
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Aphrodisiac Irate School Cafeteria Nowag
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Lascivious feces
  04/05/26
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Sickened Water Buffalo Pisswyrm
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Diverse Generalized Bond Selfie
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Lascivious feces
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
talented athletic conference
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
medicated partner office
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Laughsome Drab Church
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
appetizing background story
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
rebellious vengeful native
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
glittery pale boistinker nursing home
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
medicated partner office
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
appetizing background story
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
glittery pale boistinker nursing home
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
startling wagecucks
  04/05/26
...
Flickering stimulating antidepressant drug space
  04/05/26
...
Impressive Chocolate Hell
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
talented athletic conference
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
glittery pale boistinker nursing home
  04/05/26
...
grizzly deep theatre
  04/05/26
...
grizzly deep theatre
  04/05/26
...
Outnumbered orchestra pit
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Outnumbered orchestra pit
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
cyan insane lodge
  04/05/26
...
Flickering stimulating antidepressant drug space
  04/05/26
...
Cerise trust fund property
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Doobsian motley international law enforcement agency sandwich
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Diverse Generalized Bond Selfie
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
talented athletic conference
  04/05/26
...
glittery pale boistinker nursing home
  04/05/26
...
amber laser beams goal in life
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Slap-happy piazza main people
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Cerise trust fund property
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Diverse Generalized Bond Selfie

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Flickering stimulating antidepressant drug space

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Galvanic Demanding Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Diverse Generalized Bond Selfie

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Diverse Generalized Bond Selfie

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Flickering stimulating antidepressant drug space

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Cerise trust fund property

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: grizzly deep theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: silver adventurous pocket flask keepsake machete

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Adulterous swashbuckling pit

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Diverse Generalized Bond Selfie

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Adulterous swashbuckling pit

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Flickering stimulating antidepressant drug space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: exhilarant plum jap sanctuary

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Galvanic Demanding Stain

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Aromatic domesticated boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Curious Associate

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Flirting regret area

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: startling wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Irate School Cafeteria Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Lascivious feces

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Sickened Water Buffalo Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Diverse Generalized Bond Selfie

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Lascivious feces

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: talented athletic conference

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: medicated partner office

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Laughsome Drab Church

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: appetizing background story

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: rebellious vengeful native

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: glittery pale boistinker nursing home

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: medicated partner office

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: appetizing background story

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: glittery pale boistinker nursing home

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: startling wagecucks

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Flickering stimulating antidepressant drug space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Impressive Chocolate Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: talented athletic conference

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: glittery pale boistinker nursing home

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: grizzly deep theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: grizzly deep theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Outnumbered orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Outnumbered orchestra pit

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: cyan insane lodge

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Flickering stimulating antidepressant drug space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Cerise trust fund property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Doobsian motley international law enforcement agency sandwich

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Diverse Generalized Bond Selfie

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: talented athletic conference

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: glittery pale boistinker nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: amber laser beams goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Slap-happy piazza main people

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Cerise trust fund property

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2,#49812165)