"He's a line crosser, Jerry! He crossed the state line!"
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Date: November 16th, 2021 7:34 AM Author: Glassy vivacious double fault piazza
"He crossed THE LINE?"
"Oh-ho-ho, LINES were getting CROSSED, Jerry!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&forum_id=2,#43449707)
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Date: November 18th, 2021 7:48 AM Author: soul-stirring bbw
George: Well, I did it. I crossed the line.
Jerry: You crossed a state line?!
George: I crossed a state line.
Elaine: Get! Out!
Jerry: Well, just when you think you know someone.
George: You know what, I'll do it again. I feel like a new man, Jerry! The old George is gone. The new George goes where he wants, and does what he wants.
Jerry: So are you going to ask out the girl in 4F?
George: Let's not get carried away.
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Date: November 18th, 2021 9:55 AM Author: Apoplectic Dopamine National Security Agency
JERRY: "So, how was the date with Kyle?"
ELAINE: "Oh...the date. It was...interesting."
JERRY: "Interesting?"
ELAINE: "Oooh yeah."
JERRY: "Why, what happened?"
ELAINE: "Let's see." *clicks tongue* "How shall I put this?"
JERRY: "Just put it."
ELAINE: "He crossed state lines."
JERRY: *looks confused* "He what?"
ELAINE: "He crossed-" *breathes on glasses* "-state lines." *wipes glasses*
JERRY: "He crossed state lines?"
ELAINE: "Yessiree Bob."
JERRY: "He couldn't."
ELAINE: "He did."
JERRY: "Well, you were involved in some sort of interstate commerce-"
ELAINE: "Nooo."
JERRY: "You mean he just-"
ELAINE: "Yes."
JERRY: "Are you sure?"
ELAINE: *smirks* "Oh, quite."
JERRY: "There was no mistaking it?"
ELAINE: "Uh, Jerry."
JERRY: "So you were talking. You're having a pleasant conversation. And then all of a sudden-"
ELAINE: "Yeah."
JERRY: "State."
ELAINE: "State."
JERRY: "Lines."
ELAINE: "Lines."
JERRY: "Well I can't believe this. I know Kyle. We were EMT trainees together. How can this be?"
ELAINE: "Oh, it be. You got any other friends you wanna set me up with?"
KRAMER: *enters* "Hey, how was your date with Kyle Rittenhouse?"
ELAINE: "He crossed state lines."
KRAMER: *spazzes out* "Well uh, maybe he needed to get out of Illinois. Sometimes people have to leave. You can't spend your whole life there. It's inhuman!"
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Date: November 18th, 2021 4:49 PM Author: thriller patrolman
George: Well maybe he will go back and uncross the line.
Elaine: You think?
Jerry: You can't uncross lines. Once it's crossed there's no going back!
Kramer: My friend Bob Sacamato once crossed and uncrossed state lines 12 times in a single week. A single week Jerry!
Elaine: I think it's over, the line was crossed.
George: So you won't date a line crosser?
Elaine: I mean if he was a little bit cuter.
*End Scene*
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Date: November 18th, 2021 5:44 PM Author: Beady-eyed Mental Disorder State
Jerry: What happened to the Rittenhouse case? It's all smashed up.
Kramer: That's right. But it doesn't matter, he crossed state lines.
Jerry: But you were supposed to get a murder conviction!
Kramer: You can't get a murder conviction, he clearly acted in self defense!
Jerry : So, he's guilty of something because he crossed state lines?
Kramer: He crossed state lines.
Jerry: How does crossing state lines matter?
Kramer: Well, he crossed state lines.
Jerry: And crossing state lines means what?
Kramer: Jerry all these big cases turn on crossing state lines.
Jerry: You don't even know what crossing state lines means.
Kramer: Do you?
Jerry: No. I don't.
Kramer: But the MSNBC does and Kyle's the one who crossed state lines.
Jerry: I wish I just had the last three weeks of my life back.
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