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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
indigo insanely creepy den
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive
  04/14/22
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Copper Arousing Stock Car
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Poppy provocative locale juggernaut
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive
  04/14/22
...
Poppy provocative locale juggernaut
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
chestnut trust fund mexican
  04/14/22
...
Stirring factory reset button deer antler
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
fluffy new version macaca
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive
  04/28/22
...
bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive
  07/04/23
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Stirring factory reset button deer antler
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Mildly autistic citrine police squad meetinghouse
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
sapphire native coffee pot
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive
  04/27/24
?
sapphire native coffee pot
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
sapphire native coffee pot
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
sapphire native coffee pot
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
Costumed parlour
  04/27/24
Georgia?
sapphire native coffee pot
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
Costumed parlour
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
titillating brilliant public bath lettuce
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
rose metal state
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
razzle-dazzle dull yarmulke ape
  04/24/26
...
bistre indecent center coldplay fan
  04/27/24
180
Boyish Carnelian Mood
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
fluffy new version macaca
  04/27/24
Honk honk
Boyish Carnelian Mood
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
Costumed parlour
  04/27/24
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Laughsome embarrassed to the bone affirmative action
  04/27/24
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bistre indecent center coldplay fan
  10/08/24
...
Twisted vibrant athletic conference
  10/08/24
...
hilarious racy dilemma
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Exhilarant shivering nursing home
  06/06/24
...
Glittery gay wizard
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
Appetizing Station
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Dashing site keepsake machete
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
Appetizing Station
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Dashing site keepsake machete
  06/06/24
...
Curious chest-beating institution kitty
  04/24/26
...
Twisted vibrant athletic conference
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive
  09/14/25
...
Bateful library cuck
  03/31/26
flame?
mauve slap-happy national
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Big Gold Mental Disorder Hunting Ground
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
bespoke aphrodisiac mother striped hyena
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Big Gold Mental Disorder Hunting Ground
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Mustard fragrant principal's office jewess
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Curious chest-beating institution kitty
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: indigo insanely creepy den

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Copper Arousing Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Poppy provocative locale juggernaut

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Poppy provocative locale juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: chestnut trust fund mexican

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Stirring factory reset button deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: fluffy new version macaca

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Stirring factory reset button deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Mildly autistic citrine police squad meetinghouse

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: sapphire native coffee pot

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: sapphire native coffee pot

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: sapphire native coffee pot

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: sapphire native coffee pot

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: Costumed parlour

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: sapphire native coffee pot

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Costumed parlour

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: titillating brilliant public bath lettuce

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: rose metal state

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dull yarmulke ape

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: bistre indecent center coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Boyish Carnelian Mood

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: fluffy new version macaca

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Boyish Carnelian Mood

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: Costumed parlour

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Laughsome embarrassed to the bone affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: bistre indecent center coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Twisted vibrant athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: hilarious racy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant shivering nursing home

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: Glittery gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: Appetizing Station

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Dashing site keepsake machete

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Appetizing Station

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Dashing site keepsake machete

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Curious chest-beating institution kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Twisted vibrant athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Bateful library cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: mauve slap-happy national

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: bronze hyperventilating orchestra pit depressive

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Big Gold Mental Disorder Hunting Ground

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: bespoke aphrodisiac mother striped hyena

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Big Gold Mental Disorder Hunting Ground

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Mustard fragrant principal's office jewess

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Curious chest-beating institution kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2,#50021007)