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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/17/25
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marvelous pit digit ratio
  12/17/25
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brilliant titillating doctorate sanctuary
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
big opaque whorehouse place of business
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/17/25
Boom
Outnumbered learning disabled hospital
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
Outnumbered learning disabled hospital
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
Outnumbered learning disabled hospital
  12/17/25
Incredible
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/17/25
boom lives
Hyperactive skinny woman set
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
big opaque whorehouse place of business
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Floppy Locale
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
Outnumbered learning disabled hospital
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/17/25
wmtp
translucent corner mexican
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Hairraiser Magenta Jew
  12/17/25
Strong contender
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Hairraiser Magenta Jew
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Hairraiser Magenta Jew
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
beady-eyed marketing idea partner
  12/17/25
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glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/17/25
evan39
spruce rebellious ladyboy
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
marvelous pit digit ratio
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Grizzly cowardly trailer park cuckoldry
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Grizzly cowardly trailer park cuckoldry
  12/17/25
who are you
Hyperactive skinny woman set
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Grizzly cowardly trailer park cuckoldry
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Hyperactive skinny woman set
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
spruce rebellious ladyboy
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Rose Mischievous Nibblets
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Grizzly cowardly trailer park cuckoldry
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Grizzly cowardly trailer park cuckoldry
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Grizzly cowardly trailer park cuckoldry
  12/18/25
whokobe
Hyperactive skinny woman set
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
beady-eyed marketing idea partner
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
beady-eyed marketing idea partner
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
salmon diverse resort private investor
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Hyperactive skinny woman set
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
salmon diverse resort private investor
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Hyperactive skinny woman set
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
salmon diverse resort private investor
  12/17/25
Who is IH
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/17/25
(n00b)
salmon diverse resort private investor
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
motley french chef
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
smoky 180 station
  12/18/25
Stfu
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
blue international law enforcement agency
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
low-t irradiated double fault
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Exciting shaky cruise ship travel guidebook
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Elite galvanic shrine
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
glittery apoplectic parlour
  12/18/25
Thanks.
motley french chef
  12/18/25
Boom
nubile puce masturbator national
  12/18/25
whokebe
Useless Heaven Sneaky Criminal
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: marvelous pit digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: brilliant titillating doctorate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: big opaque whorehouse place of business

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Outnumbered learning disabled hospital

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Outnumbered learning disabled hospital

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Outnumbered learning disabled hospital

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Hyperactive skinny woman set

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: big opaque whorehouse place of business

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Floppy Locale

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Outnumbered learning disabled hospital

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: translucent corner mexican

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser Magenta Jew

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser Magenta Jew

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser Magenta Jew

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed marketing idea partner

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: spruce rebellious ladyboy

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: marvelous pit digit ratio

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Grizzly cowardly trailer park cuckoldry

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Grizzly cowardly trailer park cuckoldry

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Hyperactive skinny woman set

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Grizzly cowardly trailer park cuckoldry

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Hyperactive skinny woman set

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: spruce rebellious ladyboy

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Rose Mischievous Nibblets

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Grizzly cowardly trailer park cuckoldry

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Grizzly cowardly trailer park cuckoldry

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Grizzly cowardly trailer park cuckoldry

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Hyperactive skinny woman set

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed marketing idea partner

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed marketing idea partner

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: salmon diverse resort private investor

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Hyperactive skinny woman set

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: salmon diverse resort private investor

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Hyperactive skinny woman set

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: salmon diverse resort private investor

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: salmon diverse resort private investor

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: motley french chef

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: smoky 180 station

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: blue international law enforcement agency

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: low-t irradiated double fault

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Exciting shaky cruise ship travel guidebook

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Elite galvanic shrine

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: glittery apoplectic parlour

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: motley french chef

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: nubile puce masturbator national

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Useless Heaven Sneaky Criminal

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2,#49519546)