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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
Smoky excitant point
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Bat-shit-crazy Territorial Son Of Senegal
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Appetizing theater stage weed whacker
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Smoky excitant point
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Bat-shit-crazy Territorial Son Of Senegal
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Smoky excitant point
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
Ultramarine national mad cow disease
  11/14/19
can't believe this isn't a parody thread
Harsh Stirring Space
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pearl brunch
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Fragrant messiness
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internet-worthy aggressive whorehouse jew
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laughsome menage goyim
  08/21/18
The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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misanthropic bright haunted graveyard senate
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razzle startling selfie
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misanthropic bright haunted graveyard senate
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
transparent idiot
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pearl brunch
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lascivious cocky pocket flask
  08/20/18
In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
Smoky excitant point
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misanthropic bright haunted graveyard senate
  11/14/19
Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
Flushed Parlour
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spectacular idea he suggested
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Fragrant messiness
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nighttime translucent chapel
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
Smoky excitant point
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nighttime translucent chapel
  08/20/18
I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Smoky excitant point
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Appetizing theater stage weed whacker
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
nighttime translucent chapel
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Smoky excitant point
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
nighttime translucent chapel
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Smoky excitant point
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
nighttime translucent chapel
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Smoky excitant point
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
nighttime translucent chapel
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Smoky excitant point
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
nighttime translucent chapel
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Smoky excitant point
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Smoky excitant point
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
Rambunctious Medicated Parlor Dragon
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Rambunctious Medicated Parlor Dragon
  08/20/18
lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
magical site
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Smoky excitant point
  08/20/18
Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
racy quadroon institution
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stubborn bipolar hominid
  08/21/18
LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
Mewling regret
  08/20/18
Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
Turquoise deranged meetinghouse
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cyan soul-stirring kitty cat school cafeteria
  08/21/18
Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
stubborn bipolar hominid
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
Khaki razzmatazz voyeur
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
bearded boyish hospital
  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
Harsh Stirring Space
  08/21/18
Lawman8 weeping
crystalline histrionic piazza
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nighttime translucent chapel
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
Smoky excitant point
  11/14/19
historically important thread
magical site
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Cracking mustard indian lodge preventive strike
  01/21/20
Nice bump. It remains true
Smoky excitant point
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frisky locus elastic band
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Smoky excitant point

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Territorial Son Of Senegal



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Appetizing theater stage weed whacker

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Smoky excitant point

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Territorial Son Of Senegal

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Smoky excitant point

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Ultramarine national mad cow disease

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Harsh Stirring Space

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: pearl brunch



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Fragrant messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653243)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: internet-worthy aggressive whorehouse jew



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: laughsome menage goyim



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: bearded boyish hospital

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: misanthropic bright haunted graveyard senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39118011)



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: razzle startling selfie



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: misanthropic bright haunted graveyard senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: transparent idiot

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: pearl brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651815)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: lascivious cocky pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Smoky excitant point

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: misanthropic bright haunted graveyard senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Flushed Parlour

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: spectacular idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Fragrant messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: nighttime translucent chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Smoky excitant point

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: nighttime translucent chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Smoky excitant point

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Appetizing theater stage weed whacker

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: nighttime translucent chapel

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Smoky excitant point

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: nighttime translucent chapel

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Smoky excitant point

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: nighttime translucent chapel

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Smoky excitant point

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: nighttime translucent chapel

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Smoky excitant point

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: nighttime translucent chapel

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Smoky excitant point

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Smoky excitant point

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Rambunctious Medicated Parlor Dragon

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Rambunctious Medicated Parlor Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: magical site

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Smoky excitant point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: racy quadroon institution

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: stubborn bipolar hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36655047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Mewling regret

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Turquoise deranged meetinghouse

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: cyan soul-stirring kitty cat school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653333)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: stubborn bipolar hominid

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Khaki razzmatazz voyeur

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: bearded boyish hospital

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Harsh Stirring Space

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: crystalline histrionic piazza

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: nighttime translucent chapel



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Smoky excitant point

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: magical site

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Cracking mustard indian lodge preventive strike



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Smoky excitant point

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: frisky locus elastic band



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