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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: startling lavender cruise ship



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: wild parlour

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Henna Haunted Graveyard Corn Cake



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: cocky philosopher-king



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: doobsian razzle-dazzle roommate point

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Elite Forum

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: wild parlour

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Soul-stirring senate death wish

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: low-t shaky cuckold



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Big mewling theater

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: wonderful impressive address

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Galvanic water buffalo

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Coral vibrant brethren



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Galvanic water buffalo

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz black partner laser beams

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: dashing talking institution sound barrier



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Galvanic water buffalo

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: exhilarant hissy fit gas station

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: chrome set place of business



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Mischievous stage

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: trip pearl public bath

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Galvanic water buffalo

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Galvanic water buffalo

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: chrome set place of business



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Mischievous stage



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: dashing talking institution sound barrier

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2,#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Big mewling theater

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Galvanic water buffalo



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Drab supple ape national security agency

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Painfully honest misunderstood organic girlfriend

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: Sexy Pontificating Stead



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: stimulating tank codepig

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Curious Free-loading Spot

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Chestnut trailer park doctorate



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: ocher vivacious rigor

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring senate death wish



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Bipolar Location Nowag

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Drab supple ape national security agency



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Maize Step-uncle's House



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
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