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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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hairraiser idiot wrinkle
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
contagious french chef rehab
  08/28/25
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hairraiser idiot wrinkle
  08/28/25
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Boyish national security agency feces
  08/28/25
that's it?
Orchid Haunted Graveyard Locus
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
hairraiser idiot wrinkle
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete dingle berry
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Orchid Haunted Graveyard Locus
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
alcoholic dilemma
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
razzle library
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
alcoholic dilemma
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
razzle library
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
alcoholic dilemma
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
razzle library
  09/12/25
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razzle library
  10/28/25
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razzle library
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
floppy house-broken cruise ship jew
  08/28/25
Happy?
Dashing Outnumbered Famous Landscape Painting Degenerate
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
floppy house-broken cruise ship jew
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
alcoholic dilemma
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Boyish national security agency feces
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
alcoholic dilemma
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Boyish national security agency feces
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
brilliant den
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
dun coiffed space
  08/28/25
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Tripping internal respiration prole
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
curious overrated kitty cat
  08/29/25
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harsh exhilarant mood
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
spruce maniacal hall crotch
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Mentally impaired jet-lagged home love of her life
  08/29/25
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Tripping internal respiration prole
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
violet legend
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Mentally impaired jet-lagged home love of her life
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
razzle library
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Odious Aquamarine Gaming Laptop
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
alcoholic dilemma
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
floppy house-broken cruise ship jew
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
spruce maniacal hall crotch
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
alcoholic dilemma
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
fragrant ticket booth
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Trip Hell
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
floppy house-broken cruise ship jew
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Boyish national security agency feces
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
alcoholic dilemma
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Mentally impaired jet-lagged home love of her life
  09/01/25
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alcoholic dilemma
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Mentally impaired jet-lagged home love of her life
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
alcoholic dilemma
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Dashing Outnumbered Famous Landscape Painting Degenerate
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
floppy house-broken cruise ship jew
  09/01/25
?
razzle library
  09/12/25
?
razzle library
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
lake up-to-no-good deer antler
  09/01/25
Fuck you
floppy house-broken cruise ship jew
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
alcoholic dilemma
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
razzle library
  09/12/25
Yes
alcoholic dilemma
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
razzle library
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
razzle library
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
hairraiser idiot wrinkle
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: hairraiser idiot wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: contagious french chef rehab

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: hairraiser idiot wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Boyish national security agency feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Orchid Haunted Graveyard Locus

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: hairraiser idiot wrinkle

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle keepsake machete dingle berry

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Orchid Haunted Graveyard Locus

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: alcoholic dilemma

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: razzle library

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: alcoholic dilemma

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: razzle library

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: alcoholic dilemma

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: razzle library

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: razzle library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: razzle library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: floppy house-broken cruise ship jew

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Dashing Outnumbered Famous Landscape Painting Degenerate

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: floppy house-broken cruise ship jew

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: alcoholic dilemma

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Boyish national security agency feces

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: alcoholic dilemma

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Boyish national security agency feces

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: brilliant den

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: dun coiffed space

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Tripping internal respiration prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: curious overrated kitty cat

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: harsh exhilarant mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: spruce maniacal hall crotch

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Mentally impaired jet-lagged home love of her life

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Tripping internal respiration prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: violet legend

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Mentally impaired jet-lagged home love of her life

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: razzle library

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Odious Aquamarine Gaming Laptop

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: alcoholic dilemma

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: floppy house-broken cruise ship jew

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: spruce maniacal hall crotch

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: alcoholic dilemma

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: fragrant ticket booth

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Trip Hell

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: floppy house-broken cruise ship jew

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Boyish national security agency feces

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: alcoholic dilemma

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Mentally impaired jet-lagged home love of her life

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: alcoholic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Mentally impaired jet-lagged home love of her life

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: alcoholic dilemma

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Dashing Outnumbered Famous Landscape Painting Degenerate

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: floppy house-broken cruise ship jew

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: razzle library

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: razzle library

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: lake up-to-no-good deer antler

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: floppy house-broken cruise ship jew

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: alcoholic dilemma

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: razzle library

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: alcoholic dilemma

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: razzle library

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: razzle library

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: hairraiser idiot wrinkle

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259839)