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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
stubborn mother
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Vigorous heaven famous landscape painting
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
hairraiser pit macaca
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Odious flushed house stock car
  08/30/25
...
Sienna Rambunctious Crackhouse
  09/05/25
, he lisped
fear-inspiring floppy whorehouse
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Vivacious Tank
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
stubborn mother
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Vivacious Tank
  08/31/25
...
carmine beta cuck chad
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  08/31/25
delusional take
carmine beta cuck chad
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Mauve Parlor Ladyboy
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Out-of-control Chapel Boistinker
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
stubborn mother
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
stubborn mother
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Out-of-control Chapel Boistinker
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Out-of-control Chapel Boistinker
  09/05/25
...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Lemon provocative meetinghouse
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Out-of-control Chapel Boistinker
  09/05/25
...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Out-of-control Chapel Boistinker
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
stubborn mother
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Big Black Sex Offender Circlehead
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Big Black Sex Offender Circlehead
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  09/05/25
Kenny
Out-of-control Chapel Boistinker
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
stubborn mother
  09/06/25
...
green brunch sound barrier
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  09/06/25
...
green brunch sound barrier
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
stubborn mother
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Dull Titillating Den International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/07/25
Explain
stubborn mother
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
bright preventive strike
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
stubborn mother
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
stubborn mother
  09/07/25
...
Mauve Parlor Ladyboy
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: stubborn mother

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Vigorous heaven famous landscape painting

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: hairraiser pit macaca

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Odious flushed house stock car

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Sienna Rambunctious Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: fear-inspiring floppy whorehouse

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Vivacious Tank

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: stubborn mother

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Vivacious Tank

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: carmine beta cuck chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: carmine beta cuck chad

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Mauve Parlor Ladyboy

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Out-of-control Chapel Boistinker

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: stubborn mother

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: stubborn mother

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Out-of-control Chapel Boistinker

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Out-of-control Chapel Boistinker

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Lemon provocative meetinghouse

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Out-of-control Chapel Boistinker

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Out-of-control Chapel Boistinker

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: stubborn mother

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Big Black Sex Offender Circlehead

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Big Black Sex Offender Circlehead

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Out-of-control Chapel Boistinker

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: stubborn mother

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: green brunch sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: green brunch sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: stubborn mother

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Dull Titillating Den International Law Enforcement Agency

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: stubborn mother

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: bright preventive strike

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: stubborn mother

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: stubborn mother

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Mauve Parlor Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Corner Haunted Graveyard

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49599047)