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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Magenta diverse incel office
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
adventurous area gaming laptop
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
fragrant headpube abode
  04/18/25
Cr.
violet frum public bath
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
adulterous thriller point black woman
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Honey-headed hideous hissy fit
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Magenta diverse incel office
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
nudist supple field
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
white deranged center
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Magenta diverse incel office
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Talented walnut toilet seat degenerate
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Magenta diverse incel office
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Talented walnut toilet seat degenerate
  04/18/25
...
titillating institution
  04/18/25
...
lilac laughsome principal's office fanboi
  08/17/26
...
appetizing domesticated liquid oxygen
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Cordovan mind-boggling casino reading party
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Aromatic flickering library police squad
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Magenta diverse incel office
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Aromatic flickering library police squad
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
titillating institution
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Magenta diverse incel office
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Aromatic flickering library police squad
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Magenta diverse incel office
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Aromatic flickering library police squad
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
blathering azure cruise ship
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Aromatic flickering library police squad
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
titillating institution
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Magenta diverse incel office
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Motley Genital Piercing Tanning Salon
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
titillating institution
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Motley Genital Piercing Tanning Salon
  04/18/25
...
Lemon indecent national security agency
  08/17/26
...
Lemon indecent national security agency
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
exhilarant round eye ceo
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Magenta diverse incel office
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
exhilarant round eye ceo
  04/18/25
...
beta alcoholic boistinker
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Aromatic flickering library police squad
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Magenta diverse incel office
  04/18/25
...
appetizing domesticated liquid oxygen
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
aggressive slippery pit mad cow disease
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Motley Genital Piercing Tanning Salon
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Magenta diverse incel office
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Magenta diverse incel office
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Magenta diverse incel office
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
fragrant headpube abode
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Magenta diverse incel office
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Magenta diverse incel office
  08/17/26
...
Lemon indecent national security agency
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Talented walnut toilet seat degenerate
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Magenta diverse incel office
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Talented walnut toilet seat degenerate
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Magenta diverse incel office
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Talented walnut toilet seat degenerate
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Magenta diverse incel office
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Galvanic den masturbator
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Magenta diverse incel office
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Galvanic den masturbator
  08/17/26
...
excitant rehab
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
exhilarant round eye ceo
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Magenta diverse incel office
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
exhilarant round eye ceo
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
adulterous thriller point black woman
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Magenta diverse incel office
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: adventurous area gaming laptop

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: fragrant headpube abode

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: violet frum public bath

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: adulterous thriller point black woman

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Honey-headed hideous hissy fit

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: nudist supple field

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: white deranged center

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Talented walnut toilet seat degenerate

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Talented walnut toilet seat degenerate

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: titillating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: lilac laughsome principal's office fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: appetizing domesticated liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Cordovan mind-boggling casino reading party

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Aromatic flickering library police squad

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Aromatic flickering library police squad

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: titillating institution

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Aromatic flickering library police squad

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Aromatic flickering library police squad

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: blathering azure cruise ship

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Aromatic flickering library police squad

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: titillating institution

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Motley Genital Piercing Tanning Salon

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: titillating institution

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Motley Genital Piercing Tanning Salon

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Lemon indecent national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Lemon indecent national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: exhilarant round eye ceo

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: exhilarant round eye ceo

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: beta alcoholic boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Aromatic flickering library police squad

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: appetizing domesticated liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: aggressive slippery pit mad cow disease

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Motley Genital Piercing Tanning Salon

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: fragrant headpube abode

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Lemon indecent national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Talented walnut toilet seat degenerate

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Talented walnut toilet seat degenerate

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Talented walnut toilet seat degenerate

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Galvanic den masturbator

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Galvanic den masturbator

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: excitant rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: exhilarant round eye ceo

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: exhilarant round eye ceo

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: adulterous thriller point black woman

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Magenta diverse incel office

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50146047)