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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Histrionic cobalt forum | 12/16/25 |
| Geriatric clown | 12/16/25 |
| Histrionic cobalt forum | 12/16/25 |
| Geriatric clown | 12/16/25 |
| Histrionic cobalt forum | 12/16/25 |
| Carmine Slimy Range | 12/20/25 |
| amber vibrant coffee pot corner | 12/19/25 |
| Poppy laughsome son of senegal stage | 12/20/25 |
| odious hideous roast beef scourge upon the earth | 12/19/25 |
| Histrionic cobalt forum | 12/20/25 |
| odious hideous roast beef scourge upon the earth | 12/20/25 |
| Poppy laughsome son of senegal stage | 12/20/25 |
| indigo lascivious senate hissy fit | 12/16/25 |
| Poppy laughsome son of senegal stage | 12/20/25 |
| indigo lascivious senate hissy fit | 12/22/25 |
| Stirring underhanded public bath factory reset button | 12/16/25 |
| Histrionic cobalt forum | 12/16/25 |
| Stirring underhanded public bath factory reset button | 12/16/25 |
| Mildly Autistic Jade Abode | 12/16/25 |
| drab overrated step-uncle's house deer antler | 12/19/25 |
| Mildly Autistic Jade Abode | 12/19/25 |
| Bat shit crazy skinny woman trump supporter | 12/20/25 |
| Contagious milky mood keepsake machete | 12/16/25 |
| bright therapy | 12/16/25 |
| Poppy laughsome son of senegal stage | 12/20/25 |
| Fragrant Insanely Creepy Roommate | 12/20/25 |
| green school cafeteria generalized bond | 12/16/25 |
| chocolate diverse alpha piazza | 12/20/25 |
| green school cafeteria generalized bond | 12/23/25 |
| Geriatric clown | 12/16/25 |
| Poppy laughsome son of senegal stage | 12/20/25 |
| Federal halford | 12/21/25 |
| Geriatric clown | 12/16/25 |
| Fragrant Insanely Creepy Roommate | 12/16/25 |
| green school cafeteria generalized bond | 12/19/25 |
| Fragrant Insanely Creepy Roommate | 12/19/25 |
| Passionate duck-like area | 12/19/25 |
| naked motley theater headpube | 12/19/25 |
| Histrionic cobalt forum | 12/19/25 |
| Wine cerebral theatre stock car | 12/19/25 |
| Wine cerebral theatre stock car | 12/19/25 |
| Big-titted White Blood Rage Set | 12/19/25 |
| naked motley theater headpube | 12/19/25 |
| tripping lodge | 12/19/25 |
| indigo lascivious senate hissy fit | 12/19/25 |
| Carmine Slimy Range | 12/20/25 |
| self-centered swashbuckling people who are hurt private investor | 12/22/25 |
| thriller rehab dragon | 12/19/25 |
| up-to-no-good greedy university masturbator | 12/19/25 |
| Useless well-lubricated lettuce | 12/19/25 |
| Fragrant Insanely Creepy Roommate | 12/19/25 |
| Useless well-lubricated lettuce | 12/19/25 |
| Plum meetinghouse | 12/20/25 |
| Excitant coiffed mad-dog skullcap | 12/19/25 |
| hairraiser dead laser beams office | 12/19/25 |
| Stirring underhanded public bath factory reset button | 12/19/25 |
| Cracking Property Main People | 12/20/25 |
| Irradiated Khaki Space | 12/19/25 |
| drab overrated step-uncle's house deer antler | 12/19/25 |
| Lilac adventurous resort | 12/19/25 |
| Angry 180 shrine | 12/20/25 |
| Exciting Lay Ceo | 12/20/25 |
| Fragrant Insanely Creepy Roommate | 12/20/25 |
| Poppy laughsome son of senegal stage | 12/20/25 |
| Cracking Property Main People | 12/20/25 |
| pink ungodly parlor | 12/20/25 |
| Submissive gaming laptop | 12/20/25 |
| up-to-no-good greedy university masturbator | 12/20/25 |
| pink ungodly parlor | 12/21/25 |
| Wine cerebral theatre stock car | 12/20/25 |
| Federal halford | 12/20/25 |
| odious hideous roast beef scourge upon the earth | 12/21/25 |
| Federal halford | 12/22/25 |
| odious hideous roast beef scourge upon the earth | 12/23/25 |
| Federal halford | 12/23/25 |
| Domesticated Multi-colored Site Windowlicker | 12/22/25 |
| Bat shit crazy skinny woman trump supporter | 12/22/25 |
| Bat shit crazy skinny woman trump supporter | 12/23/25 |
| burgundy bearded casino jewess | 12/22/25 |
| self-centered swashbuckling people who are hurt private investor | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Histrionic cobalt forum 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Geriatric clown This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Histrionic cobalt forum lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: Geriatric clown My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Histrionic cobalt forum You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Carmine Slimy Range Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: amber vibrant coffee pot corner It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Poppy laughsome son of senegal stage Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: odious hideous roast beef scourge upon the earth You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Histrionic cobalt forum brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: odious hideous roast beef scourge upon the earth glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: Poppy laughsome son of senegal stage You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: indigo lascivious senate hissy fit $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: Poppy laughsome son of senegal stage Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: indigo lascivious senate hissy fit thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Stirring underhanded public bath factory reset button 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Histrionic cobalt forum ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Stirring underhanded public bath factory reset button investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: Mildly Autistic Jade Abode $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: drab overrated step-uncle's house deer antler I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Jade Abode good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Bat shit crazy skinny woman trump supporter $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Contagious milky mood keepsake machete six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: bright therapy 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: Poppy laughsome son of senegal stage Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Fragrant Insanely Creepy Roommate what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: green school cafeteria generalized bond 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: chocolate diverse alpha piazza me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: green school cafeteria generalized bond It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Geriatric clown 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: Poppy laughsome son of senegal stage the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Federal halford Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Geriatric clown I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Fragrant Insanely Creepy Roommate mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: green school cafeteria generalized bond In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Fragrant Insanely Creepy Roommate yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Passionate duck-like area Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: naked motley theater headpube 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Histrionic cobalt forum fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Wine cerebral theatre stock car A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Wine cerebral theatre stock car OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Big-titted White Blood Rage Set A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: naked motley theater headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: tripping lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: indigo lascivious senate hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Carmine Slimy Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: self-centered swashbuckling people who are hurt private investor Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: thriller rehab dragon $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: up-to-no-good greedy university masturbator can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Useless well-lubricated lettuce Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Fragrant Insanely Creepy Roommate nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Useless well-lubricated lettuce Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Plum meetinghouse You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Excitant coiffed mad-dog skullcap Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: hairraiser dead laser beams office Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Stirring underhanded public bath factory reset button damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Cracking Property Main People Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Irradiated Khaki Space Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: drab overrated step-uncle's house deer antler 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Lilac adventurous resort Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Angry 180 shrine 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Exciting Lay Ceo 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Fragrant Insanely Creepy Roommate 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: Poppy laughsome son of senegal stage Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Cracking Property Main People 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: pink ungodly parlor literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: Submissive gaming laptop I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: up-to-no-good greedy university masturbator so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: pink ungodly parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Wine cerebral theatre stock car 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Federal halford Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: odious hideous roast beef scourge upon the earth how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Federal halford I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: odious hideous roast beef scourge upon the earth 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Federal halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Domesticated Multi-colored Site Windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Bat shit crazy skinny woman trump supporter Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Bat shit crazy skinny woman trump supporter $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: burgundy bearded casino jewess $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: self-centered swashbuckling people who are hurt private investor I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49530537) |