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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
trip pisswyrm
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Harsh jew spot
  04/18/25
Cr.
exhilarant forum really tough guy
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
cerebral chad heaven
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Adventurous mediation institution
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
lavender boltzmann
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Slippery stubborn theater feces
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Out-of-control Learning Disabled Hell
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Out-of-control Learning Disabled Hell
  04/18/25
...
Mint effete church psychic
  04/18/25
...
Talking mother death wish
  08/17/26
...
Chest-beating orange voyeur
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
hairraiser sickened water buffalo
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
floppy chrome stain
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
floppy chrome stain
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Mint effete church psychic
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
floppy chrome stain
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
floppy chrome stain
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Sexy weed whacker multi-billionaire
  04/18/25
jfc goys
floppy chrome stain
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Mint effete church psychic
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Onyx Irradiated Sex Offender Stead
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Mint effete church psychic
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Onyx Irradiated Sex Offender Stead
  04/18/25
...
Stimulating hominid
  08/17/26
...
Stimulating hominid
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Multi-colored Fighting Rehab
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Multi-colored Fighting Rehab
  04/18/25
...
House-broken Cuckold Chapel
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
floppy chrome stain
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  04/18/25
...
Chest-beating orange voyeur
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Submissive sneaky criminal
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Onyx Irradiated Sex Offender Stead
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Harsh jew spot
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  08/17/26
...
Stimulating hominid
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Out-of-control Learning Disabled Hell
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Out-of-control Learning Disabled Hell
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Out-of-control Learning Disabled Hell
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
brilliant thriller abode fortuitous meteor
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
brilliant thriller abode fortuitous meteor
  08/17/26
...
Ruby Costumed Milk Casino
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Multi-colored Fighting Rehab
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Multi-colored Fighting Rehab
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
cerebral chad heaven
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: trip pisswyrm

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Harsh jew spot

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: exhilarant forum really tough guy

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: cerebral chad heaven

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Adventurous mediation institution

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: lavender boltzmann

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Slippery stubborn theater feces

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Out-of-control Learning Disabled Hell

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Out-of-control Learning Disabled Hell

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Mint effete church psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Talking mother death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Chest-beating orange voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: hairraiser sickened water buffalo

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: floppy chrome stain

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: floppy chrome stain

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Mint effete church psychic

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: floppy chrome stain

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: floppy chrome stain

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Sexy weed whacker multi-billionaire

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: floppy chrome stain

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Mint effete church psychic

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Onyx Irradiated Sex Offender Stead

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Mint effete church psychic

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Onyx Irradiated Sex Offender Stead

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Stimulating hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Stimulating hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Multi-colored Fighting Rehab

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Multi-colored Fighting Rehab

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: House-broken Cuckold Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: floppy chrome stain

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Chest-beating orange voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Submissive sneaky criminal

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Onyx Irradiated Sex Offender Stead

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Harsh jew spot

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Stimulating hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Out-of-control Learning Disabled Hell

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Out-of-control Learning Disabled Hell

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Out-of-control Learning Disabled Hell

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: brilliant thriller abode fortuitous meteor

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: brilliant thriller abode fortuitous meteor

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Ruby Costumed Milk Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Multi-colored Fighting Rehab

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored Fighting Rehab

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: cerebral chad heaven

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Filthy Massive Church Building Dingle Berry

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2,#50146047)